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[twitterlols]

[surprisebitch]

Hey, would you like to have a baby shower

what a random question.. if i have a child like 10+ years from now then of course i would. who wouldnt?

[surprisebitch]

oh gosh i didnt even know that term existed until now. thanks i hate it

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

[twitterlols]

SNATCHED

[windows5]

me, drinking juice at 1pm: breakfast

me, eating a bag of chips at 4pm: lunch

me, eating a flour tortilla with nothing on it at 10pm: dinner

[summoningspark]

me, cooking a three course meal at 2am: bedtime snack

[guy]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via LolitaDixxon / janefondaofficial)

[nateforyou]

I can only speak in metaphors

[nateforyou]

[santeria-deactivated20170905]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

she thought she killed they asses💀💀😭

[hudlion]

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

[summers-in-sunnydale]

I’d say more like Buster Keaton than Chaplin. I mean this was literally one of his biggest stunts that would have killed him if he got the angle wrong:

[memecucker]

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

[karnsway-deactivated20190708]

[rosalui]

why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

[tophatfloof-deactivated20170320]

[girlslutz]

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

[funnyshitaight]

Trumps love of Norway

[onlytwitterpics]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

whoa

[pixel-life-daily]

On second thoughts

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[fiztheancient]

help

[bedfish]

[wigwams]

rise