Just a Boston boy

Christopher Robert Evans, just a dorky dad  Unless stated otherwise, none of the gifs or photos used on this blog are mine (at the time of posting, content creators rules allow their media to be used). All credit goes to the respectable owners/creators. If something needs to be credited specifically or taken down, please message me politely and I will do so

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[Laid out on the kitchen counter for Jade to find] Wanna take your husband to the ballet @jadecevans? Happy anniversary Mrs Evans

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[text]: Mint says congratulations for the People Magazine honour! As a mom, I don't know whether to be proud or worried that my almost-two-year-old has such great taste in men. 😂

[text]: Thank you Mint! I’m sorry I’m so late in getting back, things have just been so crazy. I’m working on a video for the sweet birthday girl from Buzz himself, I’m sorry it’s all so late! Did she have a good birthday?

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[Flowers left on the bedside table with a card]

To my wonderful wife @jadecevans

You have always supported me and believed in me. You’ve always been my strength when I’ve had doubt in myself. You are an incredible mother to our wonderful children and our crazy pups. I will spend the rest of my life making sure you know just how appreciated you are. Thank you for being the one to make my dreams come true. Happy anniversary my sweet one, I love you forever.

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numberoneneganapologist​:

Today’s one of those days where I realized I need to watch my mouth around my kids… I mean, I’m not gonna, but it was one of those days. My little girl threw a big ass fit over Halloween candy. I wasn’t mad, I know that kids have a lot of emotions they don’t know how to handle yet so I was gonna let her get it all out and I said, “Dad’s gonna go make lunch, so when you’re feeling better, you come have some, too, and then we can pick out a few pieces of that candy to eat,” I thought that was pretty reasonable, right? She came back at me with, “Daddy, you’re so bowl of shit,” and I’m not gonna lie - I laughed. And on the bright side, that really lightened the mood. Maybe I don’t need to watch my mouth, maybe I just need to teach her to be better at swearing. And don’t worry - over lunch, we talked about how it’s sometimes okay to say SHIT if we’re really angry, but it’s never okay to try to hurt someone’s feelings. Goddamn. Not too shabby. @hfrpstarters​ 

Responsible swearing? Don’t tell Jade I said this but I admire you dude. If it’s not pointed at someone I mean, it’s kinda funny hearing little kids saying it when they don’t know what it means right? It never fails to make me laugh at least. How old is your daughter? Halloween is always a crazy time for kids but I guess that’s the magic of it, it wouldn’t be the same without seeing kids going nuts over their candy and seeing what cool shit they get trick or treating. 

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jadecevans​:

Much like how proud I am of you for snagging the sexiest man alive title ;) I think that was long coming though, the world would have went into an uproar if you didn’t get it, let’s be honest haha I love you more, sweetheart. Can we plan a date night? Just me and you, no kids or doggos. I’ve been craving you more than I usually do. Blame that photoshoot of yours ;)

I think you’re more excited than I am! But it’s so adorable, thank you for that amazing surprise baby y’know I love you looking so sexy in that lingerie. Date night just me and you? Baby of course, I think Scott needs to see his niece and nephew anyway - it’s been a while. I can’t wait, I think it’s an amazing idea but don’t blame me if I can’t keep my hands off you. 

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jadecevans​:

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Baby... you’re gonna kill me here...

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handcs​:

Too early, is it? I guess I can wait for just a little bit. To be honest, what I watch really depends on my mood. One day I could be watching the Kardashians and the next I could be binging on Chicago Fire. Gotta keep things interesting. Very nice to meet you, Chris! How does it feel taking Paul Rudd’s place and becoming the sexiest man alive?

Tell me, are you a Buble Christmas songs fan or are we talking like old school classic Christmas songs here? Ah so you mix it up then? I get you. I hear that your show is big in Turkey - please excuse my ignorance here, you’ll have to educate me on some more shows to watch alongside yours. Oh come on now, I’m very much the imposter - I’ll never be able to take Paul’s place, the guy ages backwards!

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Jadebug: not only is he the sexiest man alive, he’s the best father, husband, friend, dog dad, and overall person alive in my eyes. I love you, Goobs ❤️ @bostonboyevans

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jadecevans​:

Jadebug: not only is he the sexiest man alive, he’s the best father, husband, friend, dog dad, and overall person alive in my eyes. I love you, Goobs ❤️ @bostonboyevans

chrisevans: Baby you’re making me blush! 

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t e x t: he is some tough shoes to fill, but don’t doubt you’ll give him a run for his money. again, congratulations. this a pretty big deal for you and very much deserved.

t e x t: i am doing pretty good. enjoying some down time right now. how about you? how is the family?

[text:] I mean the guy ages backwards, that's pretty impossible to beat! Thanks Lizzie, I really appreciate it - I think my wife is more excited about it than I am!

[text:] Some much deserved down time! Glad to hear it though, I've loved all your projects recently but you deserve some time to have some fun at least. You been up to some adventures to keep you busy? Yeah I can't complain, I've been jumping between sets for a while which I know I'm blessed to be able to do. The family is doing great, Jade's been on tour kicking ass and the new Step Up season has been released recently so it's great to see the way people have been eating that up. Kids are doing great too, growing up way too fast!

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So here’s the thing – and please try to keep an open mind, because I’m in a dilemma. Shall I blast some Michael Buble christmasy songs and start decorating my new place, or is it too early for that and I should just get a glass of prosecco, some hot cheetos and watch the new episodes of Love is Blind? What would would you do? Anyway, hey! I’m Hande and I’m usually not that indecisive.  @hfrpstarters

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Slightly too early for the Christmas songs I’d say but we’re not far off! Are you a reality show fan? It’s nice to meet you Hande, I’m Chris.

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I’m married to the sexiest man alive 😏😍❤️ I knew that photoshoot was going to be good but baby, my god.

Cats out the bag now huh? How does it feel to be the sexiest wife alive?

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t e x t: congratulations on the big honor. it’ll be tough to fill the shoes of paul, but the got a pretty good person to do his best.

[text:] Thanks Lizzie! No idea how I’ll do it but somebody’s got to, right? How are you? I miss you!

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jadebug: @bostonboyevans taught me how to do this 😈

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chrisevans: 👀 👀 👀

chrisevans: happy to help anytime you need some ‘practice’…

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jadebug: You’re my favorite deputy. The Woody to dad’s Buzz. #happyhalloween @bostonboyevans

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emmack​:

Don’t go taking his side, that’ll only make him show off. And I don’t need him amping up these pranks! I think they should have released that behind the scenes content because watching you lot run around and prank each other would be incredible. I think for everyone on sets sake we need bigger! Any ideas? 

In that case we better get plotting something huh? I’m sure I can dig up some footage for you for some inspiration and give you a good laugh. Honestly between you and me I think the King of pranks has to be Mr Hemsworth - don’t tell him I said so, he already thinks he’s the best Chris and I had to talk him down. What kinda level of props do you have on set? 

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m-mount​:

Soccer, football… potato potahto. I’m low key hoping I get the opportunity to head over there for the winter.. with the World Cup and all of that, I’ll be lucky to get away until the New Year, I recon. New York is always a great time, no doubt. I’d go back over and over. I mean, it is difficult, but I think we’re making it work. Some days are naturally harder than others, but it makes the time when were are together even better. Mate, I can’t wait to see you, so no blaming anyone at this point. 

Oh yeah I completely forgot about that! Are you excited? That must be such a rush to play for your country. Well in that case you’ll just have to celebrate twice as much in the New Year right? If you come over to New York hit me up and I’ll take you for a drink or something. Oh I bet, I know what you mean though - Jade and me often have stretches where we’re long distance too and it’s rough but it’s all worth it to see each other again. I’ll hold you to that Mr Mount!

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camilcmcndcs​:

Rhys Frake-Waterfield wrote the screenplay for the movie so you think we should blame him for it? I wish I could answer the why… or actually, I take that back, I’m glad I can’t answer the why. Wanna team up and show Rhys how unhappy we are and maybe, if necessary, show him some of those fighting skills you learned on all the Marvel sets? I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I know you’re too much of a kind person to actually fight someone who technically only did his job. Plus, I think he might start crying if he hears Chris Evans thinks he ruined Winnie the Pooh. It is a very important question that I don’t know the answer to yet. I want to boycott it but I’m tempted to figure out if it gets worse than the trailer. Thank you! It wasn’t an easy job to claim a spot in the best Netflix movie of the year section with competition like The Gray Man. I personally think that’s got to be my favorite Netflix movie of the year because I love seeing you play the bad guy so well. Not exactly used to rooting against you in movies yet but you do both so well. And then I watch your puppy interview with Buzzfeed and all that cuteness overload, and just realize how impressed with your acting skills I am. So happy Hollywood doesn’t give you the “you’re too pretty to play the role” card because I will forever think that’s one of the most stupid things a producer or anyone involved can tell you.

Since you have his name at least we have someone to blame now - in terms of the fighting I’ve decided to take the route of only to use it to diffuse a situation since I absolutely know I’m more likely to get my ass kicked with my fake fighting skills so if you wanted to kick his ass I’ll be there for moral support. I’m more likely to be reliable if you need someone to slide down a drainpipe or jump off a building haha. Come on now, I think Do Revenge definitely puts up a great fight! That twist? Didn’t see that coming at all! And your chemistry with Maya Hawke? Stunning! You’re way too kind, but I really appreciate your support - I mean who doesn’t like to play the villain now and again right?! Oh man I pretty much blacked out the whole time, I was in heaven. I totally wasn’t paying any attention to anything but those sweet guys and girls. I was definitely in trouble with the dogs when I got home! Do you have any pets to get in trouble with when you come home? I’ll admit I haven’t had the ‘you’re too pretty’ comments, but I have had the ‘you’re not handsome enough’ and now it tends to be either ‘you’re not muscular enough’ or ‘you’re too muscular’ so there’s never a happy medium no matter where your career takes you. The image fixation in our industry is something I really hate. I think they should start doing auditions the way they do The Voice y’know?