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Billie: i don't know about that, haha
Billie: oh you will be? thanks, man
Billie: how would i even "get back out there" these days?
Jeff: Same way as always. Just say the word, we'll go out. Get you out there.
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texting đ˛ JDM
Billie: i don't know about that, haha
Billie: oh you will be? thanks, man
Billie: how would i even "get back out there" these days?
Jeff: Same way as always. Just say the word, we'll go out. Get you out there.
julimargsâ:
I still actually think some people are a âbowl of shitâ you know, in general, think thereâs a more colour word for anyone who wantâs to go beyond that. your girlsâ onto something much bigger here, soâ i hope you gave her that extra candy eventually. Wellâ less bowl of shit, more glassâs of whiskey as a possible peace offering for how much i miss your presence . Please tell me youâre not off being a total hunk on screen outside New York ? oh you knowâ back on home soil, typing away in my office and taking a breather before the chaos of thanksgiving weekâ where iâll defiantly be needing more then a few glassesâs of anything.Â
Some people are very bowl of shit, youâre right. You and her could team up and figure out what this whole thing means. Itâs bowl of shit enterprises. I think that when sheâs older, sheâs gonna come up with some of the best goddamn swears anyone can imagine. She got the extra candy, donât you worry about it. She sure as hell wonât be deprived of candy, being my kid. Letâs sit down and have some glasses of whiskey, yeah! Hey, I canât give away any secrets. But at the moment, Iâm being a hunk in the comfort of my own home. Aw, come on!!!! Thanksgiving is gonna be great. Think about the pie. The drinks and the pie.Â
alittlebitofblissâ:
I am not surprised by this in the slightest. Why is it so funny when kids say bad words? Itâs a sure fire way to make me laugh my ass off, especially if they struggle to say the word. Kids are fun. I take it theyâre both doing well? I hope you are as well. I have a bit to go before my son is saying all the bad words that I canât even bother trying to hold in. I guess itâs the curse of having the mouth of a trucker. Oops.Â
Not surprised? Whaaaaat?! Well, I never recall giving one single goddamn reason why it wouldnât be a big olâ fuckinâ surprise. Câmon. I only whisper what the fuck to myself every ten minutes! Theyâre good, theyâre doing really good, yeah. And Iâm good, too. Howâve you been? Hey, you know, thereâs way worse shit a kid can say than shit. In other words - Keep on truckinâ!
jessiicalangeâ:
oh wow, little kids can be the funniest and with those unexpected comments that as adult left you speechless, shocked and amused! itâs so funny when you want to laugh when you are not supposed to do it because you are the parent. i had a lot of these bad words phase with my kids when they were little, i think you managed really well. how old is your little girl? âyou never get bored with kids at home uh?
Oh, yeah, they keep things interesting. Thatâ for sure. Sheâs four, and I have a twelve year old son, too. So itâs reaaal interesting, here. The animals keep things pretty interesting, too, though! There are a lot of animals. Canât forget the animals.Â
jcdethirlwcllâ:
kids âave a lot of emotions specially when it comes tâ there candy, for that holiday me niece is at that age too where she cares about her candy more than being nice tâ 'er brother!! i love parents that swear around their children, itâs your way of expressing yourself and it shows them not tâ be scared of using those words, they are just words after all. i would 'ave laughed too if me nephew said something like that!! now that is so funny tâ me and i donât know why. iâm guessing sheâs at a young age right? where 'she shouldnât be swearingâ but learnt it from her parnets. I think you need tâ teach her better at swearing, my niece says fucked and itâs so funny, i laugh and me older brother gets mad 'cause i say it around her not intenionally but it just slips out. look at you being a decent parent!! iâm kidding youâre probably the best tâ them.
Yeah, yeah, Iâd feel like I was being fake with my kids and keeping them from real life if I censored myself too much around them. There are things that I obviously wouldnât talk about around them, but words are just words. Sheâs 4 now, so yeah, sheâs pretty young. How old are your niece and nephew? They sound lie a goddamn riot, too.Â
itssydneysweeneyâ:
bowl of shit? okay, thatâs the cutest iâve heard lately. i shouldnât be encouraging this but i say you go teach her better words to swear. how old is she?
Sheâs four, now, so you know, Iâll forgive her for being bad at swearing this time.Â
mikefcistâ:
Ah sounds to me like parenting done right. At the end of the day, theyâre gonna learn all the bad words sooner or later anyways right? Then I get that maybe you donât want to be responsible for putting those words in to her calibre â but I think there are worse things one can do as a parent. Not to mention you taught her something from it too so, all good at the end of the day. Itâs all about patience too right? Can imagine as a parent you must load up on plenty of it. Youâre right. Maybe not watch your mouth so much â but at least let her know when itâs the right and wrong times to use such words and Iâm sure both of you will be fine and you wonât have to have all the curse words at inappropriate times resting on your shoulders.
Yeah, yeah, I like the approach to parenting where I donât keep shit from them that theyâre inevitably going to learn. My kids will swear sometimes, and as long as itâs not being used to bring someone down, I donât care too much.. as long as itâs not too much. A small dose of profanity never hurt anyone. Sometimes the best thing to say is fuck. Everyone stubs their toes. Yeah, they know all about appropriate and about reading your audience, they absolutely know that. You have some good insight, man. Were you a kid that swore a lot or something?Â
rossshorlynch-hfâ:
I would not have been able to hold my composure either if that would have happened to me. Kids are so unpredictable and just brutally honest; you never know what theyâre going to say and I think thatâs what draws me to them.Â
Yeah, right? Kids are the coolest. And not to brag, but my kids are theeee coolest, man. Always saying shit like it is.Â
akcnishiâ:
Itâs the best way to express yourself. For real? Where in Japan did he live? You can swear, but we donât really have specific cuss words. Not really, anyway. Itâs more about tone and circumstance. More how you say things, as opposed to what you say, most of the time. We tend to insult, more than anything. And even that can be considered affectionate, depending on how youâre saying it, and who youâre saying it to. Certain things are lost in translation as well. Close in age to my two older kiddos. My daughter calls me baka at times, but I canât even be mad, since it was part of my nickname for the longest time. Always plotting against me, I swear to fuck.Â
No idea, man, noooo idea. It was a long ass time ago. But he has a lot of good things to say about the whole culture over there. That makes a lot of sense. I guess thatâs how I look at the cuss words in English, too. Tone matters, doesnât it? I mean, obviously I can say, âOh shit,â and it means Iâm irritated, but I can also say it because Iâm surprised and touched by something. Whatâs baka mean?
alivelyblakeâ:
Thatâs super freaking adorable! I know, the girls went absolutely crazy when Ryan and I took their candy and said that they canât eat it all at once. Ryan and I try not to swear around the kids, but if we accidentally let one out, we quickly look to see if any of the girls are around and hope they donât catch on.
Yeah? I think thatâs the way a lot of parents approach, thatâs cool, thatâs fine. I donât really watch my mouth around my kids. They have good heads on their shoulders. Never would hurt anyoneâs feelings on purpose. Thatâs the most important to me. But bowl of shit? Thatâs going right on my list of favorite swears. Bowl of shit. Yeah. I like that one.Â
texting đ˛ JDM
Billie: yeah? like.. i've been so busy with the band and shit that it didn't hit that i'm single til like two years after my divorce, lmfao
Billie: i never had an upset moment, just was lost in work and now i'm like 'alright, life's still good and so am i'
Jeff: Awwww, man!!! Get back out there!
Jeff: I'll be your wingman.
lopez-colbyâ:
This is my wife every day. Iâm not as bad as she is with it but I admit she has gotten better since Roux was born. That sounds freakinâ adorable and I would have laughed to if Roux did that. I think youâre doing a great job with her.
Ahhh, thanks, man. It was pretty goddamn cute, I canât lie. If youâre actually watching your mouth, you might be doing a little better, I donât know.
bostonboyevansâ:
Responsible swearing? Donât tell Jade I said this but I admire you dude. If itâs not pointed at someone I mean, itâs kinda funny hearing little kids saying it when they donât know what it means right? It never fails to make me laugh at least. How old is your daughter? Halloween is always a crazy time for kids but I guess thatâs the magic of it, it wouldnât be the same without seeing kids going nuts over their candy and seeing what cool shit they get trick or treating.Â
Oh, man. I always wanted to have kids before I did, and let them swear as long as they were really, really fucking polite. Like I had this image in my head of a kid saying, âCould you please pass the fucking salt? Thank you so goddamn much,â but this will suffice. For sure. My little girlâs 4, sheâs got a brother whoâs 12. I love âem more than I ever knew I could love a person. Bowl of shit insults and all.
kvcnteâ:
that is kind of funny, actually! my little cousins pick up on swear words too, or they just get really sassy. i remember when my little cousin was asked to throw something out; he threw it at his mom and she asked him if she looked like the recycling and he went âyeah, because youâre trashâ and that was when i knew that little kids should not be online. kids just say the wildest things.Â
Thereâs no filter, no holding back. I canât help but respect it.
akcnishiâ:
Thatâs one thing that always shocks people to learn about meâthat I donât swear in front of my kids. Technically, itâs because we donât really have cuss words in Japan, per se, but even in English, I try not to cuss in front of them. I was a fucking nightmare as a kid, swearing at every opportunity, and I donât really want them to pick up too many of my bad habits. Bit too late for that, but ey, what ya gonna do? At least it was only shit, right? Couldâve been worse. She couldâve hit you with the C word, really knocked it outta the park. How old is she? My youngest is coming up 2 months, and my other two are 5 and 10 years old. They defy me, 24/7, just to get a rise outta me. Iâm onto them.Â
Iâm gonna be honest, I get a little kick out of her swearing. Not gonna lie about it. One of my best friends lived in Japan for a little bit, I wonder how he worked around not being able to swear in Japanese. Iâm gonna be asking him about that one, and Iâll get back to you. Alright, alright, I might tell her to slow her roll if she hits me with that word. Youâre right. My little girlâs 4 and my sonâs 12 now. So I hear a lot more cussing from him. Ha. Yeah, you can definitely expect that kinda shit from a 5 and 10 year old. Theyâre definitely plotting against you.Â
knightsawstenâ:
iâm not a dad, hell, iâm not even in a relationship, but yet, i canât fucking wait for my sailorâs mouth that pissing off my mom to rub off on my kids so they can cuss me out. i know iâll laugh my ass off. however, glad all worked out with your daughter and i hope she improves on the swearing and also knows thereâs a time and place.. then once youâre older you stop giving a shit or something of that nature. with my mouth, iâm seriously not one to speak on when it is or isnât okay to swear.
The way I see it is that my kids are good people, and that matters more than any words they might say. Like, if they wanna say shit when they stub their toe, then alright, let them. If Iâm being a dick and they wanna call me an asshole, or in this case, a bowl of shit, alright. Because I know that if they saw someone that needed help, theyâd help. I know theyâre good kids. Swearing being âbadâ has never made sense to me. Me and you, once youâre a dad, should start a movement of letting kids swear. I think it could be a big deal.
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Alycia: your faith in me is admirable. just promise if i start to slow you down you'll let me hang out with the alpacas so i don't get in the way.
Alycia: oh, baby you had me at 'coffee's already brewing', but we both know i'm gonna need a little more encouragement than that, especially with the promise of her head between my thighs.
Alycia: ofc there is. on the ceiling too, for future reference.
Jeff: You never let me down once in your almost thirty years of life. Granted I've only known you for a few of those. But you still never let me down. Gotta be onto something! That's probably some kinda record.
Jeff: I don't wanna diminish the coffee's bravado, or anything, baby, but damn... hands on thighs, heads between thighs. You're not gonna wanna leave. I'm gonna be so good to you while I got you.
Jeff: Whoa! Okay. We could have a good fucking time in that hotel room.