a mushroom on a log

Joanna | she/her | I love my gf

[cramconk]

The best cryptid.

[inqilabi]

I am glad everybody's resident do-gooder and world-saving philanthropist, Bill Gates, is getting dragged cos he thinks having 6 billion leftover after getting taxed is too little for him.

Let's pie him in the face like we did back in the 90s.

You know he changed his demeanor. He was hated. He was cocky, and it showed. I think it was a PR thing for him to become this 'beloved do-gooder sweater wearing dad' thing he does now

[inqilabi]

[saman-the-iconoclast]

He looks so shocked, like he got shot haha

[mens-rights-activia]

[rottendyke]

It's rattail time babey

[turninghoziest]

I mean,,, yeah

[grandmawitch]

Reorganizing 🍴

ig: granny_witch

[dragonbleps-moved]

Me, an artist:

[hungwy]

Im never becoming old and I’m never dying so God can figure that one out on his own. Not my problem

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

don't bother me i'm fucking stanced

[nemfrog]

Toads. Exploring nature with your child. 1952. 

[eelcock-deactivated20170711]

[pimby]

brought a kiss to the knife fight

[crocodilianilian-deactivated202]

hey check this out *loves trans people* lol

[sappharah]

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

[martiantoad]

Parade of mushrooms in pants

[7elevn]

i feel like i made myself up

[1dietcokeinacan]

You did! You do! Every day! Every minute!

[basiadziadosz]

New temporary tattoos are in the making 🐞