Big fan of getting in robots.....and other things

(warning for mature themes)

[botcleanersnrepair]

[casceth]

mutual_01 liked your post!

mutual_01_but_horny reblogged your post!

Me: a shame my beloved mutual did not reblog my post, though I am placated by the favor of this sexual stranger

[silly-lil-scribbles]

many such cases

[tenderheartedbrat]

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[spwnpoint]

@funnier-when-objectum

[howloopyisthat]

[keenkryptonut]

you’re sooooo normal! now why don’t you tell us how this makes you feeeel

[virtualgirladvance]

I thought they banned porn here…

[underscorespider]

if you often like or reblog my posts i 100% remember your username and mentally go “oh yes friend” every single time i see you in my notes or on my dash 

[cultofthewyrm]

Building a little helper by Axel Sauerwald

[pigswithwings]

record set for me having 3 mutuals who love transmission towers & pylons. next i will be shooting for mutuals interested in spring making machines

[pigswithwings]

wheezes and coughs really loudly

[pigswithwings]

everyone get objectum now

[220i284]

But nobody came.

[transnest]

[jartita-me-teneis]

[leog4u]

[garethwashere]

ROTARY_PISTON

[emoryinaboat]

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

[atomic-darth]

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock

[canadianwiffleball]

we make out while i'm wearing my clothes that are suspiciously unsuitable for warm weather and they start taking them off only to discover my whole torso is made from early 2000s transparent game console plastic

[nakanotamu]

[esoanem]

(via @bijoumikhawal )

[sexgoth]

anyway shoutout to non penetrative sex

[sexgoth]

everytime this pops back up in my notes i think hell yeah non penetrative sex

[apas-95]

in order to undo other people's hard work I'm going to be shaving and nutting every day of november And im not going to write any novels

[assdisaster4-deactivated2014041]

Her (2013), dir. Spike Jonze

[magnetic-deflection]

and they say eroticism died

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

He’s smacking that thing faster than the frame rate can pick up, her red ring of death is gonna be bruised purple in a few days