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I'm Alicia, this blog is basically whatever I feel like posting, so relax and have fun Boise Idaho 🌱

[pussylipgloss]

why even wear panties if you’re just chillin in the crib ?? what’s the point?

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pussy 2 wet don’t wanna slide off the couch

[11roses]

[rockthrowingbutch]

Patronize these kids at your own risk.

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[blackmodel]

PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP

[roystonwilliamsart]

We exist for a mere blink of an eye in astronomical terms.

[sixpenceee]

Lightning trapped in a block of glass.

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Ellen Rosa at Ralph Lauren RTW S/S 2017

[infomics]

Largest firework!

[blankmuse]

This fucked me up, tbh

[marauders4evr]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail, a movie that didn’t even have enough money to get horses, managed to get a real amputee just for the simple gag where the Black Knight’s arms/legs are chopped off but your crusty white asses can’t get disabled actors to play disabled characters in your multimillion dollar movies/shows. 

[memelovingbot]

no notes but it keeps getting faster

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I…am calm

[netals]

[weloveshortvideos]

this guy wins the kiss cam

[chalaki]

when youre a brown girl and youre not allowed to be out dating white guys

[oksoybean-deactivated20170416]

IM SCREAMING this fucking comment…

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[punnyplants]

How to make succulent babies!

Step 1: Pick leaves Gently twist the leaf near the base, it should snap off the plant cleanly. Good cuttings will be slightly rounded at the ends, and have no ‘open’ wound:

Bad cuttings will not grow, you need to make sure the whole leaf comes off in one go. Bad leaves are jagged, torn, or cut:

Step 2: Lay all cuttings inside on a piece of cloth. I usually put a piece of old scrap material down on my desk and lie all the leaves out in rows. I try not to pile up the leaves, as this tends to promote rot. Do not water at all. AKA no misting the leaves, no watering the leaves, nothing. Everything the baby succulent needs to grow is stored in the mother leaf, watering may rot the leaf before the new plant is big enough to survive on its own! Make sure the leaves aren’t in direct sun, as they will wither before they form new plants. Filtered light from a window is strong enough!

Step 3: Waiting After about 4 weeks you will start to see the first signs of life. The leaf may send out roots first, it may start to grow with no roots. Both are okay! 

Step 4: Planting (Start watering once a week at this stage) After 6-8 weeks the baby succulents will be big enough to plant outside! I do this by placing the leaves on top of loose, sandy soil that has not been compacted. I do not bother burying the leaves, as it tends to do more harm than good (you may snap roots/damage new shoots in the process):

I place all the plants together, they don’t really seem to mind! These is how they look after about 10 weeks:

When the plants are big enough, the mother leaf will shrivel up and start to die off:

TADA! You’ve created baby succulents :)

[mimalifrayanunalif]

black guy: *dies saving his mother from getting shot by shielding her with his body*

fox news: he used to sell drugs so:/

[shencomix]

We go forward.

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This is too deep to comprehend.

[haleepls]

Stop it

[alltheselittlevoices]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE FUNNY

[hello-nice-to-misha]

:(((((

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[blackkesha]

please!!!!!! wheres the teacher??!?!?!?!??!?!? im in tears