“ uh … you can LICK LICK LICK LICK my balls because i spent all morning cooking this fucking breakfast, so you could have PROTEIN, because you’re on your CLEANSE. “
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@bottleddcddyissues
“ uh … you can LICK LICK LICK LICK my balls because i spent all morning cooking this fucking breakfast, so you could have PROTEIN, because you’re on your CLEANSE. “
anddddddd off they go.
@bottleddcddyissues replied to your post “thinking about how twilight sleep was still a...”:
beth, having her horrible birth experience with morty: so you guys have any. . . . .ether lying around still or
El in the delivery room trying desperately not to backseat birth 😭
beth trying not to die while el is trying to coach her with the most well-meaning advice !! is the funniest thing i'v ever heard
RICK PRIME AND YOUNG BETH DRAWING REQUEST!(NOT A SHIP‼️) Thank you to who suggested it!
Honestly seeing silly drawings of Beth with her dad and them being a family is nice!
Reference used‼️
can we just take a second to talk about how fucking fire last season's writing was ?
rick and morty 100 years
beth reaches over to throw open the passenger's seat, neck twisted comically as if will help her to be heard better. the way she's laying on the horn helps a lot too. " COME ON PEOPLE -- THE MOVIE WILL START WITHOUT US ! "
cracks back what's up nerds
me since starting this blog in 2018: i don't interact w/ duplicates !! me eveytime i watch space beth and domestic beth interact: ngnnnnnnnnnn
do YOU like washed-up clowns RETIRED HIGHWIRE ARTISTS ? what about teeth-grinding h8 fiends SOBER-LIVING ENTHUSIASTS ? served with a hearty side of irritable traumatized bitch SATAN-SENT JOY ?
indie, low activity, mutually-exclusive barbie wire of vivienne medrano's helluva boss. as loved by sydney. mostly hc based. 21+ only please. blog under co. rules to be pinned.
psst, do you have a rules or about around?
hi there ! thanks for asking !
i actually don’t maintain a rules page because i’ve personally never found it necessary. i don’t have any rules that aren’t implied in the regular rp community ( no god modding, being patient bc real life is always happening, ect. }
none of my triggers are common, they’re extremely specific, and i have never seen them come up on the dash or in an rp EVER, so i don’t really feel it necessary to share them.
i am mutuals-only, and i do have some exclusives, but i don’t maintain a list because if i already have an exclusive version of that character i simply don’t follow others.
the ONLY thing i can think of that’s prevalent is that i do not interact with multiples. i LOVE that others adore beth as much as i do and i’m sure they do a FANTASTIC job but i’m an insecure bean and just can’t bring myself to interact with them. it also helps me to keep my headcanons uninfluenced by other portrayals.
if there’s anything SPECIFIC you’d like to know, just ask ! i have no issue answering any questions, even if it’s on anon.
under the cut is the continuation of @unsacrificedsafety timeline regarding the beth timeline from 1998 to 2006. working within the established canon adopted from hayley’s / @implausiblynaive‘s blog that rick has been back in their lives since the kids were little ;;
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s/b: morty didn’t have a bar mitvah ? beth: no, but he had a bris which is just as well – morty: screaming M O M
it seems like icons have dropped off -- might go iconless hmmm