[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[bewilderednobody]

How to look up kissing so I know what it looks like so I know if I’m doing it right without feeling somewhat creepy no glue no borax

I’m too autistic for this shit

[chateauofmymind]

best kinds of characters either:

is/has been an active suicide risk

doesn’t or cannot consider suicide a real option and so is left with an inarticulable feeling of circling the drain

[childsacrifice]

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[necromancelena]

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

[necromancelena]

the hole isnt even that bad

[in-ex-piration]

My pronouns are she, but not her, because I'll never be her

[kingdeath000]

man I hate when I'm in a situation where I have a lot of small rocks or balls about to crush me and the only way for me to get out of the situation is for someone to match three or more objects on a grid. and then they don't match the objects on the grid! like bitchh just match the objects godddd

[theweirdwideweb]

[bidgeovertroubledwater]

[kosmogrl]

[mizukiisweet]

*tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me? *tugs your shirt* do you hate me?

[tothelightsource]

i love their editing commitment for a 2 second joke

[koiagain]

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

[mommydgaf]

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

[satan-offical]

would you still love me if I spin you right round baby right round like a record baby right round right round

[whyenn-reader]

part of being an adult is figuring out what eveyone else's definition of "going crazy" is. to you it is not sleeping for 60 hours, writing 80k words in one sitting and expiriencing enough anxiety to kill a horse. to beth from accounting its buying a ticket to Columbus, Ohio. and to your friend its consuming so much ketamine you lose all of your posessions and wake up with five broken bones in a ditch somewhere and then proceeding to do it again the next day. to your other friend its writing a letter to their favourite actress about how much they appreciate her work. to your neighbour its laughing loudly in a grocery store whilst in pajamas. maya from uni hears the voice of her dead father making jokes with no punchlines and she considers that to be quite normal - to her going crazy would be hearing her husband instead. your downstairs neighbour will take night walks naked sometimes and claim there is nothing weird about him. there are literally no rules to life and all meaning is in the eye of the beholder.

[gayvampyr]

it really pisses me off when adults sit there and drill it into kids’ heads that their youth is fleeting and tell them things like “enjoy your childhood while it lasts because this is the best it’s gonna get”. why are you telling children that adulthood is the worst thing they can experience? seriously what the fuck is wrong with you, why are you trying to make them feel like growing up is a fate worse than death? trying to convince them their life is over before it even begins? i’m tired of that shit. because tell my why my 12 year old cousin told me when she turns 30 she’ll be so depressed she’s just gonna cry all the time. what the fuck. kids don’t need to hear that their already stressful and overwhelming lives are never going to get better, that the abuse and lack of autonomy they face is apparently the highlight of their lives. they need to hear about adults who are happy to be alive and happy to have made it to their age. they need to know that growing up rules, it’s a gift and life does not have to suck for them, that they have a future that’s worth sticking around for. this rhetoric is so damaging mentally and i’m about to start hitting the adults who parrot it. i’m sorry you hate your life but you don’t get to dump your issues on these kids. don’t piss me off and leave these babies alone!