[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[woundworship]

an animal that has tasted human flesh isn’t safe.

[woundworship]

living in tumblrland gets harder and more humiliating everyday. yesterday my dad told me i should follow a guy on instagram bc id like the cooking stuff he posts and i said Oh i dont have an instagram. and he said well he also has a tiktok... and i said yeah. i dont have that either. and he said i probably should get one. my 53 year old father. there is no escape

[woundworship]

i dont HAVE an instagram and i dont HAVE a tiktok. i have a PINTEREST ACCOUNT, a TUMBLR and a LETTERBOXD. i dont know ANY TRENDS or CURRENT EVENTS and if youre not in any of those you can only reach me via EMAIL or COMMENTS on AO3

[woundworship]

turning the tables what’s three thousand things u associate with ME

1. cannibalism

2. uhhhhh

[woundworship]

living in tumblrland gets harder and more humiliating everyday. yesterday my dad told me i should follow a guy on instagram bc id like the cooking stuff he posts and i said Oh i dont have an instagram. and he said well he also has a tiktok... and i said yeah. i dont have that either. and he said i probably should get one. my 53 year old father. there is no escape

[woundworship]

Btw my new face moisturizer is awesome. if you were wondering

[woundworship]

If i dont start writing more fanfic this vacation. someone will die

[woundworship]

i have the day all planned out tomorrow. im waking up at 7:30 to get to my 9am make up exam early, when i get home im taking my sourdough starter out of the fridge so its good to bake with on friday, might be making brownies??? we'll see. and the most important part: im fixing my tumblr archive (a LOT of stuff not properly tagged) and continuing my gotham & hannibal rewatches w my brother. lets fucking GO

[woundworship]

240 reais for the periwinkle book????? absolutely tf not. ill just wait until they release it in portuguese and its like. 40

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain

[soup-mother]

Kids born in 2002 are 6 now. Let that sink in

[papayajuan2019]

what are three thousand things you associate with me

[ephronian]

july is like a second go at new years. u have to treat it as such so u dont spin out

[raibura]

are you a bad writer if you make ocs

Consensus

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 9 hours

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

yes the only good fiction is fanfiction all novelists are frauds and bums

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[sacred-portal]

[rowsofviolets]

SAVE ME SCRIPTORIUM YURI😭