[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[saltyearthling]

[saltyearthling]

[strawberry-crocodile]

[woundworship]

so excited to get my new face moisturizer on the mail today bc i can finally get back to my usual nighttime routine #myroutine #myautism

[woundworship]

ok it says it was just delivered... another win for autism

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[illusoryfem]

if i were an anime girl would you buy a figure of me be honest

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

The thing about the "all evil fictional women from myth and legend are misunderstood and in reality their story was retold to make them evil because men were afraid of their power" trend is that it's low-key also misogynistic to assume women are incapable of being terrible people purely due to being women.

[woundworship]

so excited to get my new face moisturizer on the mail today bc i can finally get back to my usual nighttime routine #myroutine #myautism

[64mpg]

displays my agonies online for free

[cassandrva]

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be many things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[horribleboundaries]

Yes well, I suppose I know he is 40, but in a certain light he looks 12. [Begins getting frustrated at your confusion] In a certain light he looks 12.

[hyperfixation-s]

real armand stans clapped and cheered when he made larry kill himself

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

[woundworship]

had to get up earlier than usual. is life even worth it

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.