[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[themoonandmyman]

I haven’t said anything interesting in a long while. this will continue

[sacred-portal]

[rowsofviolets]

SAVE ME SCRIPTORIUM YURI😭

[saltyearthling]

[saltyearthling]

[strawberry-crocodile]

[woundworship]

so excited to get my new face moisturizer on the mail today bc i can finally get back to my usual nighttime routine #myroutine #myautism

[woundworship]

ok it says it was just delivered... another win for autism

[agnes-nielsens]

[agnes-nielsens]

[illusoryfem]

if i were an anime girl would you buy a figure of me be honest

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

The thing about the "all evil fictional women from myth and legend are misunderstood and in reality their story was retold to make them evil because men were afraid of their power" trend is that it's low-key also misogynistic to assume women are incapable of being terrible people purely due to being women.

[woundworship]

so excited to get my new face moisturizer on the mail today bc i can finally get back to my usual nighttime routine #myroutine #myautism

[64mpg]

displays my agonies online for free

[cassandrva]

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be many things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

[draculaflow3]

You should have reblogged that from me… ME…!

[horribleboundaries]

Yes well, I suppose I know he is 40, but in a certain light he looks 12. [Begins getting frustrated at your confusion] In a certain light he looks 12.

[hyperfixation-s]

real armand stans clapped and cheered when he made larry kill himself