[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[woundworship]

Did you know that you can go to bed. its true they just announced it

[tropiyas]

[cutecipher]

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

[redtsundere-pngs]

[komainucomplex]

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green

[putridityliquescence]

do you ever consume art that is so good it makes you feel like a failure for not making anything of value out of your creative dreams

[sodiumfreak]

Iwant a girlfriend

[sodiumfreak]

I am a bad person

[irreparableinnocence]

Argentina wins the Cup -> good outcome

Argentina loses the Cup -> national-scale collapse leads to the destruction of the Casa Rosada, rioters parade Milei's head on a pike -> Conformation of the Socialist State of Argentina -> better outcome

[souls4polls]

How long have you been writing fanfiction??

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Remaining time: 4 days 18 hours

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[woundworship]

i believe that dreams are sacred take my darkest fears and play them like a lullaby like a reason why like a play of my obsessions make me understand the lesson so ill find myself so i wont be lost again . I COULD HAVE RUN FOREVER BUT HOW FAR WOULD I HAVE COME WITHOUT MOURNING YOUR LOVE ALL THAT IM LIVING FOR ALL THAT IM DYING FOR ALL THAT I CANT IGNORE ALONE AT NIGHT ALL THAT IM WANTED FOR ALTHOUGH I WANTED MORE MY GHOSTS ARE GAINING ON ME

[woundworship]

genuinely opened this app to post 'ughhh nothing in this world is worse than finding a fic that perfectly suits your tastes, is the pairing youre currently obsessed with and gets updates weekly . i dont want to wait a whole week' as if thats not the fucking dream. you stupid bitch that is something most can only dream of. you KNOW how rare that is. youve never known such joy and you STILL complain? my god. just big and greedy. unbelievable

[slutdge]

i love being a pervert online with all of you

[longhorned]

never join a local trans group in proximity to a naval base

[woundworship]

lately ive been more into the open door than fallen..... feels blasphemous but what can i say. album of all time

[sleepdeprivedsurgeon]

Armand got in on the ground floor of that 20 year old loser. kept checking in on him like he was proofing sourdough until he had a beautiful geriatric fag ready to go into the oven of vampirism and emerge the perfect companion. he saw Daniel sniffing around for coke at Polynesian Mary's and said give me fifty years I can make him the hottest guy you've ever seen. and Louis was just happy he was finally taking an interest in investment because it gave them something to bond over besides missing that blond man's pussy. like it's the only long con Armand has ever successfully pulled. hard work pays off in the form of a 70something boytoy who looks suspiciously like your evil father. i'm so proud of him. my weird bug.

[woundworship]

no knitting projects im currently interested in... no yarn to cast on new projects id be interested in... no money to buy new yarn... this world is a goddamn prison