[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[woundworship]

seeing people im friends? friendly? with? colleagues????? i guess. seeing them go out together and having fun without me feels like being shot in the chest im glad you had a fun birthday but that girl youre with is actually closer friends with me than with you or at least she says she is and yet she doesnt ever remember to wish me a happy birthday

[woundworship]

i dont even care that i dont have friends anymore im too busy with my incest IS real and true. until i remember

[woundworship]

seeing people im friends? friendly? with? colleagues????? i guess. seeing them go out together and having fun without me feels like being shot in the chest im glad you had a fun birthday but that girl youre with is actually closer friends with me than with you or at least she says she is and yet she doesnt ever remember to wish me a happy birthday

[woundworship]

i dont even care that i dont have friends anymore im too busy with my incest IS real and true. until i remember

[woundworship]

seeing people im friends? friendly? with? colleagues????? i guess. seeing them go out together and having fun without me feels like being shot in the chest im glad you had a fun birthday but that girl youre with is actually closer friends with me than with you or at least she says she is and yet she doesnt ever remember to wish me a happy birthday

[sclappin]

How convenient it is to attach small, useful objects to your clothes at waist level

[nephilot]

"this is fetish art" okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[hopecel]

heartwarming. this closeted 69 year old gay vampire with unresolved feelings for his 500 year old maker is unaware that he is the bottom twink of the relationship

[lighthouseweeper]

The recorder on the restaurant table next episode isn’t for the interview. It’s so Armand can listen to the incest revelation while Daniel goes down on him for the first time in decades

[woundworship]

an animal that has tasted human flesh isn’t safe.

[woundworship]

living in tumblrland gets harder and more humiliating everyday. yesterday my dad told me i should follow a guy on instagram bc id like the cooking stuff he posts and i said Oh i dont have an instagram. and he said well he also has a tiktok... and i said yeah. i dont have that either. and he said i probably should get one. my 53 year old father. there is no escape

[woundworship]

i dont HAVE an instagram and i dont HAVE a tiktok. i have a PINTEREST ACCOUNT, a TUMBLR and a LETTERBOXD. i dont know ANY TRENDS or CURRENT EVENTS and if youre not in any of those you can only reach me via EMAIL or COMMENTS on AO3

[woundworship]

turning the tables what’s three thousand things u associate with ME

1. cannibalism

2. uhhhhh

[woundworship]

living in tumblrland gets harder and more humiliating everyday. yesterday my dad told me i should follow a guy on instagram bc id like the cooking stuff he posts and i said Oh i dont have an instagram. and he said well he also has a tiktok... and i said yeah. i dont have that either. and he said i probably should get one. my 53 year old father. there is no escape

[woundworship]

Btw my new face moisturizer is awesome. if you were wondering

[woundworship]

If i dont start writing more fanfic this vacation. someone will die

[woundworship]

i have the day all planned out tomorrow. im waking up at 7:30 to get to my 9am make up exam early, when i get home im taking my sourdough starter out of the fridge so its good to bake with on friday, might be making brownies??? we'll see. and the most important part: im fixing my tumblr archive (a LOT of stuff not properly tagged) and continuing my gotham & hannibal rewatches w my brother. lets fucking GO

[woundworship]

240 reais for the periwinkle book????? absolutely tf not. ill just wait until they release it in portuguese and its like. 40

[mouthbrood]

ok computer show me men in pain