[alphauke]

omg normal people dni actual PERVERTS and DEPRAVED WEIRDOS with GROSS ABNORMAL EROTIC FIXATIONS only

[tsunflowers]

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

[woundworship]

had to get up earlier than usual. is life even worth it

[nohoperadio]

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

[dollv1rus]

ig: janicemascarenhass

[jadeharleyinc]

"blowing your load" and "cumming your brains out" are both really good, so you'd think "blowing your brains out" would be fantastic, but,

[confirmeddead]

We have yet to see Armand feed and haven’t seen his fangs this season and he hasn’t gotten kissed and and and

[woundworship]

my fetishes are all so boring and derivative i think the only cool one is vomit. and i dont even like the vomit itself im not even that kind of pervert i just like the act of vomiting itself. incest and cannibalism are overdone the boot stuff has been around since we invented boots... sigh. born to be hornier than most and not as horny as some i guess

[gingerbug]

maternity shirt that says "IM SMOKING FOR 2"

[blogname214]

[woundworship]

hoping argentina wins the world cup for solidariedade latina but also bc my dads best friend is obsessed w the argentina team (despite being brazilian) and hes already tried killing himself twice this year so like . maybe that would help? hopefully? [REDACTED] please dont kill yourself youre my dads only friend and i actually like you a lot

[woundworship]

just realized hes tried killing himself twice before we were even halfway into the year. goddamn. messi its in your hands now man

[woundworship]

hoping argentina wins the world cup for solidariedade latina but also bc my dads best friend is obsessed w the argentina team (despite being brazilian) and hes already tried killing himself twice this year so like . maybe that would help? hopefully? [REDACTED] please dont kill yourself youre my dads only friend and i actually like you a lot

[fadedlovemp3]

erling haaland kill harry kane and you will be reincarnated as a monster truck

[woundworship]

the human body is so fucking stupid what do you mean there was a teeny tiny popcorn kernel stuck between my teeth so you decided to give me a headache about it. what the fuck man not cool

[woundworship]

this pissed me off so fucking bad why are you calling yourself and other 27 year old women girls . and then she goes on a tangent about the shit other 'girls' dont know what to do that she does. i cant stand this i cant do this bullshit rn

[woundworship]

these two fanarts make me want to kill myself for real. i cant do this

[probuccalfat]

must be nice to put your whole paw in your mouth and gnaw on it