Posting random

Random stuff I say

[bouncyfountain]

My wife says this isn't weird....

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[bouncyfountain]

Flat Pp theory, those flat earthers are going wild now

[bouncyfountain]

"Please dont fuck my butt with cheese" is a sentence I never thought id say in my life

[bouncyfountain]

You're OOOOOOOOOO LA LAing In spirit

[bouncyfountain]

Im 28 and I dont know how to breathe

[bouncyfountain]

Submerge my corpse into Baja blast so I become an immortal undead lich

Im tired and just woke up lol

[bouncyfountain]

My wife "your farts don't deserve to be famous" after letting some quiet ninja farts out, apparently they don't stink and are just weird farts

[starryaike]

actually a big fan of this methinks

[bouncyfountain]

One time this person made out with me and when they stopped I had 5 extra teeth in my mouth :D

[bouncyfountain]

Ooh yea my profile picture is a lie, it has never gone missing or is detachable, BUT LOWKEY DETACHABLE DICKS WOULD BE FIRE LIKE NAH I GOT A RAYQUAZA IN MY PANTS NOT A PEEN but even lower key definitely would have a bug type or a ghost type in my pants

[bouncyfountain]

Y'all ever put used tampons in the microwave? Lmk, cause i don't have those parts

[dogpuppy]

[bouncyfountain]

Time to slather yogurt on myself, if it works on rodents its gonna do wonders to me

[bouncyfountain]

Horseshoe crabs give off puppy energy

[bouncyfountain]

I be farming piss. Harvest was good today.

[hyydraworks]

The teeniest equine friends 🐎

[bouncyfountain]

These are cookies, imma eat at least 3 mmmm

[bouncyfountain]

Do elephants think our farts are humans whistling

[bouncyfountain]

Farting so hard, my belly hurts

Ab workouts 2026

[grimmscythe]

Reblog to cast heal on prev