#fearful symmetry

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[knightinrustingnarmor-blog]

Can we flood Jared Leto’s stupid #PortraitOfAMadman hashtag with pictures of actually mentally ill people 

Pretty fucking sick of his bullshit, personally

[bound-to-hell-blog]

You are overreacting... Sincerely, Another actually mentally ill person

[la-leto]

Who knew “The Kill” was all about wanting to go to an amusement park but your bore of a husband is just happy reading comic books all day behind a desk and you’re just a woman who looks to be stuck in the 50s(?) so obvs you cannot go alone duh. Fuck that relationship, man. 

Thanks, Genius!! I never would’ve gotten that without you.

[bound-to-hell-blog]

I just imagined running from someone when they want to go to an amusement park

[themiseducationofb]

Today my mom told me something that piqued my interest as a languages lover.

She was listening to the radio and she heard this interview to John Peter Sloan who is a British actor and comedian who also opened up some schools here in Italy and published books for those who want to learn English.

According to him, a native teacher is needed only when the learners have already reached a certain level and acquired some skills. For those who are beginners, he usually employs Italian teachers who can of course speak English because he says that in England you don’t study grammar, not the same way we study the grammar of our own language and so it’s more difficult to find English teachers who would be able to actually explain grammar.

So now I’m very curious. Is this true? Do you English native speakers have, like us, at least two hours per week where you study the grammar of your language, its rules, its structures, the use of the verbs, pronouns and so on? Or is it something you just do at elementary school and that’s it? How does it work?

[katiegkoolgeek]

I’m teaching English grammar right now and I have to Google all my lessons

[themiseducationofb]

So, what he said is correct?

I mean, I’d have to brush up on my italian grammar as well but I still remember the rules, I’ve studied them up until high school, then started something even worse which is Latin but that’s a whole other story.

But anyway, do you mean you just don’t rememeber or you never had to study it?

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

(from the United States) I haven’t had a grammar lesson in class since I was 12, and usually they were just kind of tossed in as an afterthought. My high school French teacher (who was a native French speaker) had to teach me the difference between “who” and “whom” because no one ever told me.

[themiseducationofb]

Oh my god, for real?

So how exactly do you learn the language? Just by speaking and reading? I know English’s grammar is more simple than the one of languages such Italian, Spanish or French but if you don’t study it then how do you learn how to use it properly? Do they teach you to do so with some other method? 

[bound-to-hell-blog]

I guess this is why native speakers don't know the difference between their and they're. It always confuses the shit out of me because it's so easy.

[nilvoid]

hey i heard jared leto had surgery to remove some of his ribs so he can suck his own wiener can anyone confirm this????

[bound-to-hell-blog]

it’s true

[something-like-avalanches]

Do you know what it’s like being in a relationship with someone who is incredibly loving 80% of the time, and then hates you with the passion of 1,000 burning suns the rest of the time?

It’s so incredibly difficult.

[bound-to-hell-blog]

Add your own past depression to the mix and you have got a nice agony here

[technolojeeesus-blog]

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

[baileyarber-deactivated20180111]

Fuck.

[tearyourcurtainsdown]

Also:

No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)

You’re not dumb.

You have great ideas.

Your smile isn’t ugly.

Neither is your laugh.

Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.

[fun-n-fashion]

YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.

You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.

YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

in addition: yes i love you and your existence

[stoniewitch]

Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.

[bound-to-hell-blog]

+ in addition: no, it won’t be better for me if you leave please do tell me if you don’t feel well...but also if you do

no need apologize for the way you are

[thezealotsblindfold]

You do know that humans are omnivores right? And it's in our natural instincts to eat/want to eat meat? There's nothing wrong with you wanting to not eat meat, it's your decision to make, but don't act like it's weird for other people to enjoy eating meat like any other mammal.

HUMANS ARE NOT BIOLOGICALLY MADE TO EAT MEAT- OUR BODIES DO NOT KNOW HOW TO PROCESS IT LINKING TO RESULTS LIKE CANCER AND HEART FAILURE.

We don’t have ‘instincts’ to eat meat. We have no sharp teeth, claws we can survive easily without it. The fact that you’ve made up these facts to justify yourself in hopes I’ll back down is shocking and says much about you as a person.

[bound-to-hell-blog]

Uhm...we do have omnivore teeth...

[la-leto]

• • •

This is beyondddd & needs to be shared!

TUESDAY - DECEMBER 1st, 2015 STARTING 00:00/12:00am thru 23:59/11:59pm SNAPCHAT LIKE IT’S YOUR JOB.

If everyone could send a snap an hour with Jared’s filter (or Tiesto’s or Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Jimmel, as my mom calls him) then you alone could provide 240 DAYS (basically almost an entire year) of super-important HIV/AIDS medication to people that need it the most in Sub-Saharan Africa.

Not only are you doing something you probably are already doing (let’s be honest you snapchat fiends) but you would be providing possibly 240 more days of life to someone. By just using a filter. How incredibly wonderful is that??

You best Snapchat like crazy tomorrow ; )

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

help a buddy out and reserve two seats to see donald trump in columbus, and then don’t go. it’s free.

[sorrowharvester-deactivated2022]

this is so easy and so worth it, please

[asphodel-grimoire-deactivated20]

i’m laughing so hard and i did it

[ubiquitous-pearl-deactivated201]

I hope so many people do it so that when Donal Trump goes to Columbus, he’ll stand on the stage in front of a sea of empty chairs

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

Used my normal bullshit name and then couldn’t think of a fake second and that’s how Alexander Hamilton got tickets to see Trump.

[birdbelles-deactivated20160829]

oh my GOD

[michaelhanekemom]

night time would be so beautiful and fun if all men had a curfew

[northernsugar-deactivated201508]

Oh my god my mind runs wild thinking of all the things I’d do in the dark if there were no men out after 9.

[alicat2911]

I would wear a pretty dress and walk

[862495]

just take a long look at this post and realise how fucked this society is k

[lesbiangonegirl]

literally the only reason jared leto’s character in dallas buyers club is trans is because the director thought it’d make the movie more sad than just having someone in drag

[bound-to-hell-blog]

Literally the only reason Jared Leto's character in Dallas Buyers Club is trans is that Jared Leto wanted to play a trans woman instead of someone in drag

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

when u have to be nice to creepy guys so u don’t get murdered :-) #justgirlythings

[railroadsoftware]

like this post if that you worked at Starbucks and Jared Leto came in for a coffee you’d act like you’d have no idea who he is because you think that it would really annoy him and that when you ask for his name to write on the cup he’d be like “it’s Jared Leto” and then you’d be like “I only need your first name” and then you write Jacob on the cup.

[drink-the-cyanide-sunshine]

brothers

[wolveswolves]

This wolf in British Columbia took a break from eating herring roe to investigate a half-submerged object: the photographer’s camera

Photograph by Ian McAllister

[whitelinesandversace]