[robbydude]

my video tribute to the hit game karateka

[pokemondiamondversion]

happy karateka tuesday

[nilvoid]

finally deleted Twitter from my phone, settling back in here again

[coughloop]

im going to lose my mind why is he doing the fucking pose

[badassdemonsword]

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

Donald trump live from turbomax brandonprison on a computer screen at a podium: Ron DeSacraligous sleeps outside in one of those plastic igloos for dogs, it's true.

Ron: It's not outside

[apas-95]

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

[d1-town-05]

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I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills

[goodscreencaps]

[literallymechanical]

I just found my new favorite Kickstarter scam. It becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle.

"The Alternating Current (AC) produced in the generator is being rectified into Direct Current (DC) through the PCB. There, it becomes more efficient by switching to the Triangle*."

IT BECOMES MORE EFFICIENT BY SWITCHING TO THE TRIANGLE

IT BECOMES MORE EFFICIENT BY SWITCHING TO THE TRIANGLE

[andmaybegayer]

it becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle

[cryptotheism]

it becomes more efficient by switching to the triangle

[frankiedotbiz]

tumblr store just dropped a new big rubber fuckable ass

[gorematchala]

🟥 Emporium

You spoke and we listened. The ass was too expensive. That was our bad. We want all tumblr users to be able to afford a big rubbar ass that jiggles when you fuck it. One thar says tumblr on the side. The asses are now $40. When we first set out on our journey to create a fuckable ass we wanted to

[bovid-beauty-deactivated2025043]

[dykeleftinhotcar]

gay eminem voice: it's hard for me just to grab a boob, plus my penis is in another dude

[crazy-brazilian]

[pizzaback]

happy 2 year anniversary to this exchange

[squeakitties]

Customer: FAMOUS IDIOM PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD DMV: WHAT HE SAYS IS TRUE

Verdict: ACCEPTED

[c-11-22]

[coughloop]

[memewhore]

[darkestelemental616]

I ACTUALLY KNOW EXACTLY HOW THIS HAPPENED.

When typing up the instructions, the pharmacist or technician was probably using shorthand in the computer, which automatically translates into text a patient can understand. The shorthand for this would have originally been ‘2 pfs po q4h prn hs’, where ‘prn’ stands for ‘as needed’. And there was a typo, so ‘prn’ became ‘pr’, which stands for ‘per rectum’ (aka rectally). I’ve done this myself on accident with ‘diabetes’ (DIAB) and ‘diarrhea’ (DIA), as well as prn and pr. 

…And that was your medical jargon lesson for the day, kiddies.

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]