“can i PLEASE get – what kind of foreplay each ATEEZ member would likely be into??? thnx so much!!”
- 💀prettyslutanon
alright… let me just say…
i don’t think i can even begin to tell you how long this took. i watched so many videos to study each of the member’s body languages and mannerisms. so, i got good and invested in this for you! i really hope you like and enjoy this!
for my -💀prettyslutanon
and for @visualsan, @atinypiratequeen, @ace-yeollie, @cat-hwa, @choisanz, @coffeeaddictedhoe, @pirate-kinghongjoong, @imahoeforateez @imagineateez, @sanspearl, @needyateez, @mingisnow, @funsize-lucifer-hongjoong, @desiredateez, @actuallythatwaspromise, @animanguh, @delphinium3000, @ateez-obsessed, @chasingatinydream, @atzsmutasks, @atzwritings, @mingi-baby and @elflikejongho
…because you guys inspire me so much to write at the highest level i’m capable of, so thank you! i’d love to hear what ya’ll think and i hope everyone enjoys this!
thanks so, so, so, very much for this request!!!
WARNINGS: NSFW, FILTHY NASTY DIRTY SMUT, LONG POST
I saw a ton of activity going on with this post in my activity feed, so I figured I'd just reblog it (maybe even pin it later, who knows), for anyone who might have missed this, so... here you go. Enjoy... and don't forget your holy water! LOL!
My heart is racing day and night. For you. Dont hold back, enjoy the ride. Let it loose. The sirens keep on screaming, That's a warning. Were staring at the ticket, That says one trip. No turning back. Hold tight onto the railings. It's only us but something's saying... MORE PLEASE.
Yeah, this train never sleeps. Brace yourself. Take a seat. Don't you care about the casualties, casualties. Cuz it's safe when it's just you and me, you and me. Baby, I feel the heartbeats. Shaking. Trembling. That's why, hold on tight. Yeah, this train never sleeps.
—Need no brake. No breaks. Go straight. The engines go insane. Howling. They race.
As long as we hit the ground. Feel resent, no doubt. Baby, trust me now. The sirens keep on screaming, That's no fun, yeah. Were staring at the ticket that says one trip. No turning back, hold on onto the railings. It's only us, but something's saying, MORE PLEASE.
Yeah, this train never sleeps. Brace yourself, take a seat. Don't you care about the casualties, casualties. Cuz it's safe when it's just you and me, you and me. Baby, I feel the heartbeats. Shaking. Trembling. That's why, hold on tight.
"Yeah, this train never sleeps."
— BANGCHAN [STRAYKIDS] via "Dominate in Seoul" Tour: 08.2024
♡ enhypen and things their s/o does to annoy them ♡
//slightly suggestive in some parts. please enjoy 🤭
heeseung - weird petnames
it started as a dumb joke at first
he was saying something and you grinned, replying with a "yes daddy"
AND THE LOOK ON HIS FACE
you never saw him this disgusted
so your plan was clear: use the nickname the entire night
maybe he wouldn't have minded so much if his friends weren't around while you did it... oh well 🤭
he didn't even know your voice could get so whiny
would have dragged you away right then if his friends didn't already have the most annoying grins on their faces
after a while he finally has enough since you just won't stop
so he decides to just play along with it
he goes all in: a hand on your thigh, a "thank you baby" whispered in your ear
he never saw you shutting up this quickly
and the blush on your face?
it was definitely worth it
jay - babying him
this man is so used to babying you
so when you suddenly baby him in return he doesn't know how to react
this just feels wrong to him
he decides to ignore it - maybe it was just an accident
but you just keep doing it, calling him baby and talking in your cute voice
and you're doing it in front of his friends too
so he gets fed UP
he tries being calm at first, he really does
calling you baby too, trying to put you back in your place
but you just won't stop
so finally he's had enough
as soon as you start babying him again he has you on his lap, your arms wrapped around your body to keep you in place
jay's holding onto you, head resting on yours to show you who's the baby
not that you mind though - cuddles are exactly what you wanted all along
jake - not letting him spoil you
jake loves spoiling people. especially you
and normally you don't complain, but you also don't want him to go broke for you
so this time you decided to not comply
"i can buy it myself, don't worry" "why would you do that?"
jake is genuinely confused, silence spreading around the store
he keeps trying it a few times after but you always refuse, telling him you can just buy it yourself
so the case is clear to him
you must not love him anymore
once that thought has come up he gets so pouty
on the one hand you find it funny that he gets sulky over something as simple as this
but on the other hand... he looks genuinely upset and insecure and you feel bad
so you decide to cheer him up and offer to buy him something
but that leaves jake conflicted
because yay, he gets spoiled by his favorite person, but also it should be him spoiling you
he does not know how to react
you eventually give in and let him buy you stuff
and he gets so happy and excited again
you just decide to spoil him with kisses in return
and the promise to never ever do that again
sunghoon - lots of aegyo
he doesn't even know how this started
he just wanted to go on a little weekend trip with you and the guys
but as soon as your plane landed you grabbed his arm, begging to do some sightseeing
but he was tired
instead of accepting his no though you decided you had to convince him
and to sunghoons horror it had to be with aegyo
you went all in: whiny baby voice, big eyes, finger hearts
he was mortified
even worse since you did this in public and in front of his friends
but oh. oh no. this wasn't even the worst part
you weren't the only one that wanted to do some sightseeing
and before sunghoon could react he was surrounded by you, sunoo and jungwon going all out with the aegyo
he just wanted to nap
but he knew this wouldn't stop unless he agreed
so he gives in, agreeing to go sightseeing straight away
best believe that you have to make it up to him after the trip though
sunoo - not babying him
sunoo is the opposite of jay
he is so used to you babying him and taking care of him that everything else feels wrong at this point
it's small things, like how you always buy a pack of mint choco ice cream every time you're shopping together
or how you always hold his hand and drag him around
so why were you not holding his hand right now?
you didn't even really cuddle him when you said hello
but even worse, passed right by the mint choco ice cream??
he is devastated
somehow he manages to make sure that you pass the ice cream section multiple times
he just keeps sighing and throwing glances at his favorite
but you dare to ignore him?? wow
he has the biggest pout on his face
and that won't disappear until you get back home and you drag him to the freezer
revealing multiple mint choco ice creams
sunoo can't help but smile - but he still requires multiple hours of cuddling and lots of kisses to make up for how you treated him today
and his ice cream of course
jungwon - spending too much time with jay
okay listen
jungwon loves you
he loves sharing everything with you
but not jay
those two are soulmates and nothing can come in between them - not even you
so when you suddenly start spending time with jay and not him??
no
he's not even jealous because he wants to spend more time with you
it's simply because he is not willing to let you be best friends with jay
he was there first
and now you two are doing things without him??
you can almost feel his glare whenever you're out
and as soon as you're home and try to talk about your day he just continues glaring at you
he's a bigger gatekeeper than most kpop stans
days like this usually end with you begging for forgiveness until he starts smiling again
you both know it will happen again but jungwon forgives you every time
especially if you promise that it will be the three of you next time
niki - babying him pt. 2
so we all know how he turns ducky plushies into pumas, right?
you had to listen to so many rants about this
he should have known not to trust you with this information
"how's my little ducky today?"
oh the GLARE you are getting as soon as he comes through the door
"what did you call me?"
"my cute little ducky. my ducky wucky. are you in a bad mood?"
oh he is.
"i'm not a duck."
you're just giggling, ignoring how annoyed he is
"ah, i forgot. puma, right?"
he just nods, still wary
"i'm so sorry. did i make my cutesy kitten angry?"
and oh you did
he looks genuinely mad
until you see a spark in his eyes
he knows you're not actually trying to make him angry
it's a sign of love or something
within seconds he has you trapped on the couch, aggressively pinching your cheeks
and wow - you didn't know this man knew so many stupid pet names
he's returning your energy, just 100 times stronger
in the end you're both just giggling and laughing in each other's arms
"i'm still a puma though. i'm cool."
"sure, little ducky."
co-written by the amazing and lovely @ateez-main-yapper ! yes, this started over a discussion about men calling themselves daddy. we do not support this behavior.
if you read it this far please don't hesitate to reblog or send me an ask with your feedback 🩷 i am always happy and excited to hear your opinions. this is also the first time i tried writing in this style so please let me know what you think, that would be very appreciated.
i'm roflmfao!!! non kpop-fans are seeing this viral photo of ateez's opening stage during their recent tour, and are literally having full blown moments of enlightenment... you guys have got to read the comments!
• "what the actual hell?! this is so terrifying! why would anyone pay hundreds of dollars to go see something like this?!"— twitter.com comments
• "i can't believe a boyband is doing a live show like this?! what happened to boys like nsync and backstreet where they would just sing and dance?! someone needs to call a priest to that venue asap!"— mediasmash.com comments
• "i was skeptical when my daughter told me that she was obsessed with the kpop thing, and never understood how prepubescent men could have so much influence over girls. but now i get it. they're a legit cult!"— buzzfeed.com comments
• "i knew it! i knew from day one that kpop is a cult! this is proof!"— thedailybuzz.com comments
• "this was going to eventually happen. one of these kpop boyband was going to start a cult and recruit people during concerts."— mediasmash.com comments
• "CULT! THIS PROOF! AT EAZE OR WHATEVER IS A CULT!"— intlmusicdose.com comments