Auntie B

Avatar of the Girl Consensus

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[lutnistas]

the tombs of Idut, Unas-Ank and Inefert in Saqqara Necropolis ( Giza / Egypt )

[egypt-museum]

Khopesh sword with cartouche of Ramesses II

A bronze Khopesh sword inscribed with the cartouches of King Ramesses II. The Khopesh is an Egyptian sickle-sword that evolved from battle axes. The blunted edge of the weapon’s tip also served as an effective bludgeon, as well as a hook. This Khopesh sword is made of bronze with a typical length of 57.5 cm.

The Egyptian term “khopesh”, hinted at the resemblance to the foreleg of a cow or an ox, as well as it was its owner’s “mighty arm”. The khopesh first appeared in the Middle Bronze Age, in the centuries before 2000 BC, and went out of use after 1200 BC.

New Kingdom, 19th Dynasty, ca. 1279-1213 BC. From Qantir. Now in the Louvre. E 25689

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[mens-rights-activia]

I don’t care how unfair things are in your life, put some goddamn headphones on in public

[thatlittleegyptologist]

[wherethedogran]

What are you doing lol

[iamalivenow]

gay sex won’t fix this. it’ll probably make this worse. that being said don’t you want to see how much worse it can get?

[apolladay]

Best portrayal of Superman?

* Bud Collyer (Fleischer Shorts/The Adventures of Superman Radio show)

* Christopher Reeves (Superman 1978)

* Dean Cain (Lois and Clark)

* Tim Daly (Superman: The Animated Series)

* Tom Welling (Smallville)

* George Newbern (Justice League)

* Brandon Routh (Superman Returns)

* Henry Cavill (Man of Steel)

* Jack Quaid (My Adventures with Superman)

* David Corenswet (Superman 2025)

* Someone else

* see results

Best portrayal of Superman?

Bud Collyer (Fleischer Shorts/The Adventures of Superman Radio show)

Christopher Reeves (Superman 1978)

Dean Cain (Lois and Clark)

Tim Daly (Superman: The Animated Series)

Tom Welling (Smallville)

George Newbern (Justice League)

Brandon Routh (Superman Returns)

Henry Cavill (Man of Steel)

Jack Quaid (My Adventures with Superman)

David Corenswet (Superman 2025)

Someone else

see results

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

[sonder-moon]

i always forget the fact that not all of my mutuals are grown adults... oops

[omegastation]

just because i want to, inspired by tim collins' video

Which duo in Mass Effect can assemble flat pack furniture together without screaming at each other once?

Steve and James

Samantha and EDI

Shepard and Anderson

Miranda and Samara

Jack and Kasumi

Ashley and Kaidan

Jacob and Thane

Liara and Javik

Garrus and Wrex

Tali and Legion

Joker and Zaeed

Mordin and Urdnot Bakara

Voting ended onJul 19

[ivafakename]

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

[ivafakename]

Prev do you think it's okay to just go on other people's posts and be funnier than them?

[whitebisexual]

I'm kind of obsessed with any work of fiction that includes time travel or alternate timelines especially with a character who's obsessed with changing a decision they made in the past to the point where they fuck their own timeline beyond recognition and they realize too late that they can't change what has already occurred and they lose everything (<- guy who's normal)

[lethotep]

It's important to have at least two blorbos that fit into specific roles in your life

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and ask yourself what they would do in a situation, and draw motivation from them on how to be better and stronger!

The blorbo you can look to in hard times, and remind yourself that no matter what happens, you probably aren't going to fuck your shit up as much as they did even if you actively tried

[feyriane]

liara: this prothean could be their best scientist!!!!?.! or their wisest councilor!!!!!!! javik: fuck this situation, fuck you peasants, fuck the reapers liara: 

[gods-no-longer-tread-here]

y'all I will Never be okay over how Shepard is like. LITERALLY Grunt's mom, no matter if you play femShep or broShep.

You pick up Grunt after his "father" dies. You go to a semi-private room, attended to by a midwife AI who's there specifically to make sure nothing goes wrong. You spend some time agonizing mentally rather than physically, if, like me, you are an anxious wreck despite knowing that he's a good kid due to spoilers by friends. You release him from his womb. Grunt falls out all gross and wet and spluttering because this is his first real breath.

AND YOU JUST. RAISE HIM. AS YOUR OWN. BC YOU'RE HIS MOM NOW.

You literally walk him through puberty. You stand there and tell him his feelings are valid, if scary, and he should talk to a doctor to make sure he's okay. When he's told to choose the people he trusts most to stand beside him, he chooses the only person he respects: you, Commander Shepard.

He asks you to send him youtube videos of his favorite animal, that's so fucking "Mommy I wanna watch the funny kitty again"-coded!!!!!

Anyway. they make me Weep.

[nobodynotbymitski]

the enrichment i would gain from being able to take grunt to ikea...

[kassyeh]

I would love to see Grunt wearing a t-shirt with this phrase on it