Auntie B

Avatar of the Girl Consensus

[tf2heritageposts]

doing research into my penis options and this is such a funny stock image to use here

[kondensaduhhh]

love when Dunk is shipped with a Targaryen, theyre too wrapped up in their own head about their image as a noble and a public figure/ bc of the way they were raised as a noble/public figure, they just can't seem to give Dunk affection in the way he would understand

bonus points if theyve been fucking, so now Dunk is in his head like "I'm just a bed warmer, im nothing more than a hedge knight, a man with barely a name, a man with no House nor home, i am nothing but the honor i carry. i'll die for this Targaryen, and even then it'll still not be enough"

meanwhile, the selected Targ is teetering between their duty to the realm and grace of their nobility, and attaching themselves magically to Dunk and living in his skin, his thoughts is their thoughts, his mind is their mind, and YET still not being able to show these affections to Dunk (⁠╥∆╥⁠)

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[fostershyperfixator]

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[intothestacks]

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

[yibo-wang]

HAPPY HANGUANGJUNE!!!

[arasaka-android]

Don't. Fuck. With. Aria.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[feldfrog]

If a fantasy world has an ancient tree of wisdom, that means it must also have young trees that are dumb as shit. Just giving terrible advice like, "the evil wizard is kinda hot"'

[errorschacha]

Not to indulge in childish fantasies but what if every time I checked the news it wasn’t worse?

[maliciouscrow]

My favorite part of any Mass Effect game is at the beginning of 1 when Saren is on trial and the council is like “you think Saren is working for the evil robots??? But look at him!” And then Saren looks like this

[armands-airpods]

anne rice sitting proper big smile

as I threatened (I mean you gotta admit this is her energy)

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

[kirinwyn]

james sitting there like 👁️👄👁️ while shepard and kaidan bicker on mars

[jastervhett]

Happy Birthday to actor Keith David!

From his unforgettable roles in horror classics (The Thing and They Live) to his iconic voice work in Animation (Spawn & Gargoyles), Keith David is a genre icon with a voice & presence like no other. Born on June 4, 1956. Enjoy your Happy B-Day!

UPDATE! :

Keith David, Iconic Acting Legend, has starred in:

▪️ 140+ Movies ▪️ 130+ TV Shows ▪️ 25+ Video Games

Mr. David is set to (FINALLY!) receive his Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame ⭐️! CONGRATULATIONS, Sir!

[femceltonysoprano]

Real

[egregore-engine]

online pal said "[medications] to go" and I'm giggling at the idea of going to the pharmacy and having medications "for here." I sit down at a plastic chair and table with a plate full of antipsychotics and take them one by one while chatting with a college classmate I'm trying to fuck

[skarvishere]

Had an absolutely iconic grindr interaction and had to make it into hucklerobbby