zeldar, a classic game for the nintendar
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zeldar, a classic game for the nintendar
the x-files (1993)
herland, charlotte perkins gilman (1915)
the lord of the rings: the return of the king (2003)
regeneration (1997)
OTP
(Happy Valentine’s Day from bowdownbysshes!)
YAS
our autobiography
victor “stone-cold gay” frankenstein
romanticz talk dirty to me au
percy shelley does vocals
lord byron does the 2 chainz part
mary shelley plays the saxophone
keats dances in the background
coleridge moans uncomfortably but vaguely sexually
wordsworth does the intro and outro voice
pride and prejudice parks and rec au
[charles bingley voice] jane bennet! :D
‘oh jane. you’re too beautiful to be funny. it’s not your fault, you’ve never had to compensate for anything.’
[lydia and kitty voices] treat. yo. self.
mary bennet is april
caroline bingley is a punk ass book jockey
[whickham voice] i am fl-u-UUUSHH-ed with caa-AAA-ssh
mr collins is jerry
darcy is the ice clown whose ice town cost him his town crown
'it’s a white flag and you may as well start waving it now lizzie’ ‘THE ONLY THING I WILL BE WAVING IS YOUR HEAD ON A STICK IN FRONT OF YOUR WEEPING MOTHER’
mr bennet once got a hernia and refused to move for 12 hours
[darcy voice] GEORGE WICKHAM HAS NEVER HAD A REAL JOB IN HIS LIIIIIIFE
[wickham voice] LIZZIE B, you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. brighton. girls. dancing. naked. DARCY? argument, swordfight, FLEEING THE SCENE, hiding in a ditch. coming here, crashing on your couch for a week because [sings] tech-nically I’m HOOOOME-LESS. i’mma hit the couch u know where I be
[jane voice] all right. lizzie, it’s lizzie bennet from longbourne speaking to you through jane bennet, friend and beautiful sister - thank you! Do not do anything with darcy. Be responsible, no matter how cute his mouth is. Your pride is on the line!
[lizzie voice] shut up jane!
[jane] you wrote that!
[lizzie] no you... then lizzie, lizzie, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I care about him very much, and i’ve had two and a half glasses of red wine and what that means is that i’m going to go make out with him right now and it’s going to be awesome
top five literary fuckboys in chronological order
1. hamlet
2. mr. collins
3. victor frankenstein
4. st. john rivers
5. heathcliff