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Cosimo Galluzzi
styofa doing anything
almost home
Peter Solarz
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Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola
ellievsbear
Not today Justin
Andulka
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ç„æ„ / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Product Placement
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@bowtiebebe
Brisbane, you were amazing đ Weâll miss you so much, Australia (until next time). See you tomorrow night Auckland, itâs been way too long!! PS itâs Broodsâ hometown show, youâd better scream loud for them đ!!
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People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
People
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HEâS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah⊠weird
Thatâs a weird dragon.
shut up i love her
when i become a serial killer ill leave tapes that have mmm whatcya say in the mouthâs of all my victims
holy shit
today at work a man brought a pug in on a leash and that pug was so excited and happy to see me it was as if we were old friends who havent been in contact in 7 years i felt so loved in that moment
today a bassett hound came in and wagged her tail so furiously all of her loose skin started to jiggle and she was so pumped to see me i want more dogs to come into my store they make my life whole and worthwhile
Iâm so glad this came back cause a golden retriever named Milly came in today who put her paws on my register counter and wanted to say hi to me and I loved her so much and I scratched her ears and she gave me that classic dopey dog smileÂ
yesterday a girl came in with her boyfriend and in her hand was a tiny tan colored dog that she told me was a chihuahua/pekingese mix and he had a severe underbite and one little canine tooth was poking out and his ears were like bent at the tips and i immediately commented on how amazing he was and she goes omg thanks do you wanna pet him and i was like there is literally nothing more i want to do while being on the clock right now than to pet this incredible tiny dog and he was so sweet and licked my hand and his name was spikeÂ
yesterday these people came in and put a blanket into one of our shopping baskets and it started to move and i was like omg whats in there and they set it down on the counter and the blanket kept moving and the suspense was so good like is it gonna be a cat is it gonna be a ferret maybe a lizard and then the smallest chihuahua ive ever seen in my life popped her little head out and licked my finger and i diedÂ
A baby german shepherd named Jonathan came in tonight and since i was on the sales floor and not behind a counter i say to the owner omg can i pet this angel and they were like yeah of course and i crouched down and Jonathan ran into my arms and almost tripped over his puppy feet it was 12/10
TODAY a german shepherd named london grabbed one of our lanterns off the shelf and was carrying it around and the owner was like, âlondon no, weâre not getting thatâ and gave him the merchandise she was buying instead and he carried it to me and dropped it on the counter at my register and i could have criedÂ
I want everyone to know both London and Jonathan (Jonnie) came in the other day on the same day. Jonnie is much larger since the last time I saw him but still sweet and still acts like a pup, he barked at something in our footwear department. London still likes to carry things and put his paws up on my register to say hello, he carried the insoles his owner bought out the door for her. Also thanks for the notes, itâs nice to see so many people appreciate dogs on here. Another reminder, I see a lot of dogs because I work in a sporting goods store in a strip mall next door to a Petco and we absolutely allow dogs in our store. I live in a mountain town in Colorado and dogs are common here because there are lots of fun outdoor stuff to do with them.Â
A sheltie in a Petco shopping cart came in yesterday and her name was Sadie and she was so excited to say hi that she jumped out of the cart, onto my register counter, but she missed and Mufasaâd her way to the floor, but she was okay. The owner just let her sit on the counter and she was very well behaved and she gently smelled every item I scanned and also my hand. She was obsessed with her neck being scratched.Â
today a black lab name paxton came in off leash and he jiggled his way into our back room because the door was open and i yelled He Is Employed! and told his owner that weâd be happy to hire him and then eventually he made his way up to the front by himself and into the register area behind the counter and now heâs my new managerÂ
Stop what youâre doing.
Canadian lynx also do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their leg stuck in the air.
Okay carry on.
THEY STICK THEIR LEGGY OUT REAL FAR
THAT PAW THO
A MIGHTY PAW
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnât blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
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a nsa agent in a suit looking through my laptop camera: sheâs on her phoneâŠâŠ.. our data shows that sheâs got tumblr open on her laptop but she has tumblr open on her phoneâŠâŠâŠ. double check her browser?
some nerd hired straight out of college: *types rapidly* sheâs definitely got tumblr open on her laptop
the nsa agent, softly: so why is she looking at it on her phoneâŠ..
My husband and myself have served in the military. When we call home from overseas, our lines are monitored and on a short delay so no sensitive information is revealed. The line will just go dead if you say something youâre not supposed to.
Now, these calls are monitored by a department in the military called Signal corps. When weâd talk on my husbandâs last deployment, we had a running joke that we said hi to âSignal Guy Fred.â
So this continued for his entire 12 month deployment, and we made sure we said hi or bye to âSignal Guy Fredâ every phone call. On his final phone call before returning home we made sure to thank âSignal Guy Fredâ for his time and wish him farewell.
So, before I disconnect the call, I wish âFredâ the best and thank him for his service. My phone was on speaker mode (I was cooking dinner) and my finger was hovering over the end call button when I hear the softest little, âMy nameâs Jason.â
Misha is me. [x]
iâm so glad the universe let me meet you
everyone knows the only real cure for depression is to do something drastic to ur hair
