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Just trying to get through life.

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pi day fun facts: i memorized 434 digits of pi in the sixth grade to beat a kid who claimed he knew 500 just bc he was an asshole

he knew six

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brittanaluv:

Amen

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“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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Reblog it while you can

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Tune in next week for the series Finale! Season 8 episode 42- Election Day! Who will take Obama’s place? In this enviable race?

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im melody

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when someone compliments me and I don’t know how to react:

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girl: *puts on chapstick*

boy: thats too much makeup (: you dont need that to be beautiful gorgeous (:

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lmfao this fucking show though 

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This is my new favorite

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ig: deex_a

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my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robbers were so worried about her they offered to call her an ambulance while they were robbing her

[babiigurl2413]

Was this in Canada?

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

of course it was

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911 HELP ME IM BEING STEREOTYPED INTO A THREESOME AGAIN

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1: “You’re bi? Oh my god! My husband and I have been dying to try some stuff out! What’s your number?”

2: [blowing whistle furiously] “Help!”

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One more time for the people in the back

[illbegotdamn]

you can fly that shit rag of slavery and treason and not get arrested but protest for black lives & you get brutalized AND arrested.

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PREACH

[cosmicwizdom]

“ People are so quick to judge others faults, but never quick to point out their own. ”

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