We are all stardust and stories

𖤓 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ 𖤓 𝕭𝖎𝖆𝖓𝖈𝖆 ☾ 20s ☽ ♊ 𖤓 ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☽⋆⁺₊⋆ 𖤓

[lagoonkisses]

Múlagljúfur, Iceland

[detailedart]

Bottle green details: Rolling Waves. Painter: Constantin Westchiloff (1877-1945).

[spicyvampire]

Doesn't look like they need much help to get in each other's faces [insp.]

HEATED RIVALRY (2025−)

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[giragirameganedan]

sometimes i dislike something but everyone else who hates it seemingly hates it for only insane person reasons

[heavensghost]

Lucky bunnies

[batsandboba]

birds are so privileged for being able to sit on top of street lamps and judge people. i wish i was up there

[ashstfu]

forever rooting for sensitive girls!!!!!! you have big hearts and a poet’s soul i love you

[monstersovka]

✶ ✷ ✶

[papayajuan2019]

i like to think i'm the dead horse that everyone keeps beating

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[endiness]

[SIGHS]

[mollybeenoel]

© bread_case1

[stamp-it-to-me]

a 1975 Mexican stamp (left) and its 1983 redesign (right) from a series on Mexican exports

[warmfigure]

maybe my favorite bunch of the season

[homunculus-argument]

Great prank concept: choose a target, get a few photos of them, then find an artist who can replicate some extremely specific type of historical art, commission the artist to draw a portrait of the subject in that exact style, and then have the picture saved up somewhere for the next time your target starts talking shit. So you can reply to them with

"Didn't ask, don't care, also you look exactly like this drunk guy pissing into his own mouth in a medieval manuscript" and sending them a picture that looks exactly like them as a drunk peasant guy pissing into his own mouth in a handwritten medieval style manuscript. Because it is.

[homunculus-argument]

Other great art pieces to commission of people who mildly annoy you:

As the husband standing in a bush in a renaissance mythological painting, watching in anguish as Zeus fucks his wife

French satire cartoon of a grievously insulted pompous wig noble sulking over getting ignored at an orgy

Getting stomped by the chariot of Alexander the Great in a classical mosaic

Same style but just getting stomped on by Alexander the Great

Erotic mural of a weeping, desperately horny human figure begging for the attentions of a satyr and getting rejected

Ugly renaissance baby jesus.

[homunculus-argument]

@secretearthworm guess she figured that since she's going to hell anyway for laughing at baby jesus, there's no point pretending to be a nice person anymore?

[userparamore]

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS 01.06 The Morrow

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