The Bears and and the Bees

hello i am jem. never tell me the odds

[mashallah]

[boopednose]

LIES AND DECEIT

[robotsandfrippary]

A THOUSAND YEARS IN JAIL FOR MOTHER

[butch-of-the-blades]

Jail!!! Jail for mother!!! Jail for mother for One Thousand Years!!!

[gomer21xx]

First of all, how dare you!

[wildhumanhasappeared]

[sharontates]

Lauren Bacall, 1945. Photo by Nina Leen

[crawly]

The everest chronicles

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[weonsinnombre-deactivated201906]

[terroristiraqi1-deactivated2023]

oi don't kare of monday's blue,, chewsday's grey and wensday too,,, thusday oi dawnt care about you it's friday oiminluv,,

[awwcutefuzzyanimals]

Thinking about something

[centrumlumina]

[homunculus-argument]

We live in an age of regrettably half-assed insults. I would have done great at like 1654 where you could walk up to someone you don't like and just say shit like "how cruel can nature be, that now age denies you wisdom, as youth once forbade you beauty" and get stabbed.

[obligatorymorningfart]

comic about the ymca

[justnoodlefishthings]

he has been freed

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

[belle-ofthebrawl-deactivated202]

[bimboid]

crow singing along to flute music

[drunkenhills]

When I read "crow singing", NOTHING prepared me for the crow going "lalala"

[beardedmrbean]

how to make your effects extra special

[the-thought-emporium-imperial]

It can be somewhat disheartening when you the artisans and craftsman of yesteryear who created miracles out of limited technology go forgotten. Always nice to see someone somewhere making tributes to them.

[ohgreatblackbunny]

@captain-suspenders

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[dontleavemydreams-deactivated20]

lord 

[uhmgilinsky]

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

[forfawkssake]

Please stop reblogging this post

[myterribletwenties]

This post made my water break

[myterribletwenties]

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

[forfawkssake]

WHAT

[whitakerforever]

God, I love this accursed website.

[myterribletwenties]

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

[alisonzai]

[alisonzai]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[thelostgrimoire]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

genuine props to this publication for finding such a stark, simple, provocative way to say... all of it