Just a box buddy

Not sure what you expected, but thanks for being here. You'll never know what you find in the box. Note-I will not apologize for any posts besides possibly nsfw ones- Also go check out @box-full-of-tormenting since that's where I'll be mainly posting my art related business

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[inafightwithgod]

fanart

[a-very-large-pile-of-hats]

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

[a-lc01]

ꨄ

[machetelanding]

My kind of weather.

[sayuri-liu]

    The little red Riding hood You can find me on twitter, deviantart, instagram  too.  If you want to support me you can commission me,  buy packages on Gumroad, if you’d like process steps and high res stuff check my Patreon, or donate on Ko-fi. or share the shit out of my drawings xDDDDD Every type of support is highly appreciated! <3 <3 <3

[angelicguy]

bellies out

[everythingfox]

Joey, the rescued baby otter loves crunching ice.

(via)

[alexisdrawstrash]

tiny parap doodle

[marzfartz]

Teen heroes just have to help each other with homework sometimes

[evilwizard]

sending my evil minions to attack your evil tower.

ha! jokes on you, but i’m between towers right now! *jump cut to me doing the jack sparrow run through a grassy field with all your little kobolds and imps chasing after me*

[totennko]

[konoko]

[evilwizard]

Opinions on goblins?

they are my friends, my colleagues, perhaps even… my lovers…

[theres-an-impulstor-among-us]

i’m sorry but being taken hostage and then quietly building a nice little chair while everyone yells at each other around him is one of the most Mumbo things Mumbo has ever done

[is-the-mumbo-clip-cute]

rating: not cute

the mumbo is actually pretty stressed about being in a death game as evident by building a nice chair to relax and calm down despite that, he should get taken out the situation as soon as possible and placed into a much calmer place like his redstone testing world or in hermitcraft

[weaselmcdiesel]

[evilwizard]

as many of you know, I’ve been wizard-towerless for a while now. generally wizards trade out towers like hermit crab shells, but since I haven’t found anything suitable yet I’ve decided to just roll up my sleeves and use magic to make a tower, right here on the banks of the Mississippi River

[evilwizard]

here we go… I’m gonna make it tall, and metal, and super shiny, and so sleek… and just so so tall… so very… oh—oh no… that’s too tall, it’s—it’s falling over—LOOKOUT!

[evilwizard]

it’s a sad state of affairs

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

This would never have happened with a Wizard Council Approved Tower Agent.™

No one likes to listen to the council, it’s all “Greater Baja Blast” this, “Ketamine Ape” that, but these same jokers can’t even perform “Conjure Massive Erection” properly.

And no, that spell is not what you think it is.

[normal-horoscopes]

This message brought to you by the Wizard Council Department of Tower Safety and Management

[galahadwilder]

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy

[galahadwilder]

Batman takes down all of Spider-Man’s villains with ruthless efficiency and preparation

Batman’s villains are all like “TAKE ME SERIOUSLY DAMMIT” and Spider-Man is like “No 😜”

[azuzulira]

The Joker would have an intense hatred for Spider-Man because Spider-Man is actually funny

[galahadwilder]

That was the exact thought process behind this post

[sexycraisinthanos]

In Gotham:

“Riddle me this-”

“I like knock knock jokes better.”

In New York: 

Green Goblin is getting his ass beat by 12 orphans in spandex

[cupcraft]

Ik its April fools but if it wasn't we all know o!sneeg would survive the s3 apocalypse like a cockroach.

[gwennovynne]

the fuckin face in that last panel is on its own plane of emotion

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.

Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually” crowd will ooze from their mansplainer holes and I think if you pull that shtick on Twitter someone will use it to win a political argument against you that you weren’t even a part of.

Only on Tumblr can you start a sentence with “well sweaty I have 9 Ph.D. :))” and immediately have the upper hand over any clown trying to reasonably correct you.

[unyanizedcatboys]

smooth sharks holds this website together like atlas holding up the sky