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Finally Back
I’m officially back on tumblr! I was unable to login since June, but I finally managed to get back in. Hopefully everything gets back to normal now, though, and I’ll have no more problems :)
◜ the book of mormon ; act ii ◇ ask memes ◞
❝ so what the fuck does that mean? ❞
❝ let’s skip that part. ❞
❝ for three hours we’ve been listening to him talk about stupid shit that happened on the other side of the world. what does that have to do with us? ❞
❝ i just told a lie. well, no, i didn’t lie- i just used my imagination. ❞
❝ you’re making things up again, { name }. ❞
❝ you’re digging yourself a deep hole. ❞
❝ for the clitoris is holy amongst all things said he. ❞
❝ the funny thing is… i don’t really remember getting here. ❞
❝ no, please!! i don’t want to go back! ❞
❝ you’re a dick! ❞
❝ jesus! i’m sorry! ❞
❝ you think that’s bad? i broke rule seventy-two. ❞
❝ please, give me one more chance! ❞
❝ i can’t believe jesus called me a dick! ❞
❝ you had the hell dream, didn’t you. was i in it? ❞
❝ ever since i was a child, i tried to be the best. so what happened? ❞
❝ a warlord who shoots people in the face. what’s so scary about that? ❞
❝ i can’t allow myself to have any doubt. ❞
❝ i believe that god has a plan for all of us. and i believe that plan involves me getting my own planet. ❞
❝ satan has a hold of you. ❞
❝ the power of christ compels you! ❞
❝ they are so fucking weird. ❞
❝ i’m about to do it for the first time. and i’m gonna do it with a girl! ❞
❝ he makes my heart kinda flutter, like a moth in a cucoon. ❞
❝ it will set us free. ❞
❝ i’m so happy you’re about to be my first. ❞
❝ i’m wet with salvation! ❞
❝ i’ll text you later. ❞
❝ it blows my fucking mind! ❞
❝ well, well, well. if it isn’t super-mormon! ❞
❝ i woke up, that’s what happened! ❞
❝ of course you woke up, you drank twelve cups of coffee! ❞
❝ you’re doing everything i was supposed to do, isn’t that a little telling? that the universe doesn’t work the way we’re told! ❞
❝ i worked, and i worked, and even when i studied stories and i thought ‘hey, that doesn’t make any sense’, i kept working! because i was told i’d get everything i always wanted! ❞
❝ bullpoop. that is bullpoop, { name }. ❞
❝ don’t talk to me, and don’t touch me! ❞
❝ necrophilia, what are you doing here? ❞
❝ take these fucking golden plates! ❞
❝ let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!! ❞
❝ now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. ❞
❝ i think they liked it. ❞
❝ you have crushed my soul. i hope you all had a good laugh. ❞
❝ how could i let my hopes get so high? ❞
❝ you gave me a dream, but it was all a lie. ❞
❝ but they were happy. and hopeful. and wearing costumes. ❞
❝ { name }… was eaten by lions. ❞
❝ salt lake city isn’t an actual place. it’s an idea. a metaphor. ❞
❝ that’s fucking stupid. ❞
❝ you know what guys…. FUCK HIM! ❞
❝ you want to stay here with me? ❞
❝ don’t worry, little buddy. ❞
❝ i am here for you. ❞
❝ tomorrow is a latter day. ❞
❝ i can almost see it now… ❞
❝ did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing? ❞
❝ this book will change your life. ❞
❝ thank you, god! ❞
@priincessofagrabah
“I appreciate your help, madam. The library can be quite a TROUBLE to tidy up when one is ALONE. In return, I can give a LENDING HAND to whatever you need.”
Since this a popular thing now, like or reblog this post if you’d be interested in interacting with a Belle from the 2017 adaption of Disney’s Beauty and the Beast
“OH MON DIEU! Are you alright? Are you hurt? Oh, you probably ARE! I'm so sorry! Phillipe he thought he saw something; horses can be hard to control when they do. Here, let me help you.”
“What are YOU doing HERE? Nobody from the village is allowed in the castle in the middle of the NIGHT.”
Her hair was a mess and her eyes were heavy from sleep; in short, she was T I R E D. The girl couldn't remember the last time she had proper sleep, and now someone from the village she once lived in had walked right into the castle.
Cher Dieu.
“You look absolutely RIDICULOUS with that wig on. I'm used to seeing Lumiére and Cogsworth wearing them, but Y O U…”
Belle couldn't talk any longer, and brought herself to laughter. It may have been a bit RUDE of her, but in her defence she was still getting used to Royal attire.
I want adventure in the great wide somewhere.
Symbols for Angsty Drabbles
🐺- My muse is rapidly turning into a monster and is trying to get yours to get away before they can get hurt.
🏥- My muse has been sick for a long time, and now they have to tell your muse that they’re most likely not going to make it.
🐍- My muse has to make a noble sacrifice in order to save the world (or someone they really care about)
⚖️- My muse has died, but ends up being reincarnated as a child and comes across your muse again.
🌷- My muse is forced to come forward and admit a terrible secret they have been hiding from mine.
🔬- Upon coming into contact with my muse, your muse suddenly starts having nightmares about something traumatic that had happened to mine.
🗝- My muse has been taken prisoner by an organization, and your muse has to deal with them.
🔮- My muse sees into the future, and has a vision of something they’d rather not see.
🕯- My muse has lost someone very close to them, and they aren’t taking the pain of grief very well.
🥅- My muse has been captured by the enemy, and is separated from yours for a very long time. Upon their miraculous return, your muse finds that they are completely different.
🌱- My muse finds out that they have a child that they previously had no idea existed.
🐲- My muse comes to yours as a spirit so they can say goodbye.
🐁- My muse has been a lab rat of sorts for horrific tests and experiments. When your muse finally rescues them, they find that they are in a horrid state.
🐅- My muse finds out that they are now the last of their species, and your muse has been sent to hunt them down and capture them.
☄️- My muse is from another dimension or planet, and mistakenly falls to your muse’s planet.
🗡- Our muses are good friends from different countries. When their homelands go to war, they suddenly find each other on opposite sides of the battlefield, and are ordered to kill one another.
all i wanted was to teach a child to read.
#books #reading #vintage
another disney movie no one asked for
Endless list of movies that have won my heart ♥ Beauty & The Beast (2017) ♥ “Certain as the sun Rising in the east Tale as old as time Song as old as rhyme Beauty and the Beast ”
Starter call!
Illness/Sickness Sentence Starters
“Are you okay?”
“You are looking rather peaky there.”
“Was that you or did a goose with bronchitis flew in here?”
“You’re not looking too hot.”
“Woah! You almost fell over!”
“I think that has to be a record sneeze sequence.”
“Are… are you allergic?”
“Are you sick or hungover? Your eyes are a little red.”
“You’re very flushed- are you feeling well?”
“You’ve been asleep for the past twelve hours and I got a little worried.”
“You okay in there?”
“Uh, there’s a bucket to your left if you need it.”
“I brought you some ginger ale and some soup!”
“Here, I brought you another blanket.”
“I’m not feeling all that great.”
“Why is the room spinning?”
“Are you cold or is it just me?”
“I think dinner’s not agreeing with me…”
“My head hurts.”
“I can’t breathe.”
“I am so clogged up I think I need a plunger to clear me out.”
“Can you bring me another blanket please?”
“We’re out of tissues…”
“What kind of tea is it to help again?”
“I think my head’s going to explode.”
Send 💬 for me to make you a starter with a random line of dialogue from this generator.
Disney Lyric Starters
[ Classic, modern, golden days, you name it, i got it. Feel free to change pronouns etc. Also this is a looong post]:
"Some day, my prince will come."
"Some day, we'll meet again."
"Some day when spring is here, we'll find our love anew."
"And soon you'll find you're dancing to the tune."
"There isn't any let up. I hear them calling, calling."
"Every time she/he'd find a minute, that's the time that they begin it."
"They always keep her/him hopping."
"She/He goes around in circles till she/he's very, very dizzy."
"They have stars in their eyes."
"Side by side with your loved one, you'll find enchantment here."
"The night will weave its magic spell when the one you love is near."
"This is the night, and the heavens are right."
"Look at this stuff, isn't it neat?"
"Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"
"How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
"I want to be where the people are."
"I want to see, want to see 'em dancing."
"Flipping your fins, you don't get too far."
"What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand?"
"Sick of swimming. Ready to stand."
"And I'm ready to know what the people know."
"When's it my turn?"
"I can see what's happening, and they don't have a clue."
"With all this romantic atmosphere, disaster's in the air."
"She'd turn away from me."
"He's holding back. He's hiding."
"Why won't he be the king I know he is, the king I see inside?"
"Love is where they are."
"If there's a prize for rotten judgement, I guess I've already won that."
"No man is worth the aggravation."
"Honey, we can see right through you."
"It's too cliche. I won't say I'm in love."
"I thought my heart had learned its lesson."
"You keep on denying who you are and how you're feeling."
"Get off my case. I won't say it!"
"I steal only what I can't afford."
"These guys don't appreciate I'm broke."
"I can take a hint, gotta face the facts. You're my only friend."
"I'd blame parents except he hasn't got 'em."
"Tell you all about it when I got the time!"
"I think I'll take a stroll around the block."
"Let's not be too hasty."
"They're quick, but I'm much faster."
"Barely even friends, then somebody bends unexpectedly."
"Both a little scared, neither one prepared."
"Finding you can change, learning you were wrong."
"Certain as the sun rising in the east."
"There's something sweet and almost kind."
"I wonder why I didn't see it there before."
"Who'd have ever thought that this could be?"
"True he's no "Prince Charming"..."
"Who'd have guessed they'd come together on their own?"
"We'll wait and see a few days more."
"What I love most about rivers is you can't step in the same river twice."
"To be safe, we lose our chance of knowing."
"Can I ignore that sound of distant drumming?"
"Is all my dreaming at an end?"
"For a long time we've been marching off to battle."
"Our aching feet aren't easy to ignore."
"Think of instead, a girl worth fighting for."
"I want her paler than the moon with eyes that shine like stars."
"It all depends on what she cooks like."
"Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer."
"Yet the only girl who'd love him is his mother."
"Whatever you do, I'll do it, too."
"Show me everything, and tell me how."
"It all means something, yet nothing to me."
"It's all so close, and yet so far."
"I wanna know. Can you show me?"
"I wanna know about these strangers like me."
"Why do I have this growing need to be beside her?"
"Come with me now to see my world."
"Don't you disrespect me, little man!"
"You're in my world now, not your world."
"And I got friends on the other side."
"Sit down on my table, put your minds at ease."
"I can read your future. I can change it around some, too."
"You come from two long lines of royalty."
"I'm a royal myself on my mother's side."
"Your lifestyle's high, but your funds are low."
"Mom and dad cut you off, huh, playboy?"
"You've been pushed around all your life."
"Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?"
"I hope you're satisfied, but if you ain't, don't blame me!"
"All that time never even knowing just how blind I've been."
"At last I see the light, and it's like the fog has lifted."
"If she/he's here, it's crystal clear I'm where I'm meant to go."
"All at once everything is different now that I see you."
"Come on, let's go and play!"
"I never see you anymore."
"We used to be best buddies, and now we're not."
"I've started talking to the pictures on the walls."
"It gets a little lonely, all these empty rooms."
"People are asking where you've been."
"They say "Have courage," and I'm trying to."
"We only have each other."
"It's just you and me. What are we gonna do?"
"Okay, can I just say something crazy?"
"I love crazy."
"I've been searching my whole life to find my own place."
"I've never met someone who thinks so much like me."
"Say goodbye to the pain of the past."
"We don't have to feel it anymore."
"Can I say something even crazier?"
"I've been staring at the edge of the water for as long as I can remember."
"Every road leads back to the place I know where I cannot go."
"It calls me, and no one knows how far it goes."
"I can lead with pride. I can make us strong."
"I'll be satisfied if I play along."
"What is wrong with me?"
"But no one knows how deep it goes."
"If the wind on my sail on the sea stays behind me, one day I'll know how far I'll go."
"Now I know I can be happy as a clam because I'm beautiful, baby."
"Scrub the deck and make it look shiny."
"I just love free food."
"Ouch! What a terrible performance!"
"You don't swing it like you used to, man."
"Send your armies, but they'll never be enough."
"You try to be tough, but your armor's just not hard enough."