[EVIL NOISES]

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[boxybean]

buff Boxman as banner image? yes

lord boxmax will absolutely show up here sometime.

[boxybean]

“WHAT--”

[sambloom]

[boxybean]

[boxybean]

welcome to my boxman blog i have zero icons and boundless anxiety so here we go with a starter call.

[sweetvictorie]

but you’re giving me a chance

[boxybean]

THE PHONE RINGS & laserblast is on the other side of the phone call. " hey, so uhm, long story, but i ... happened to acquire a JETHRO ... model 425. he's malfunctioning right now for some bizarre reason & erm. i wondered if i could drop by & have him repaired ? " / HOOOHBOY !!

He squints at the receiver. What did that stupid heroic jerk want now huh? Hadn’t he properly thrashed the poor Box Lad with his stupid friends? The mention of a rogue Jethro unit caught his attention, though. He contemplated the offer– mulling the idea in his mind before the most nefarious scheme was hatched by his super-brilliant brain.

“Sure sure– bring him by and I’ll fix him up for ya.” He answered, immediately starting to chuckle in a sinister manner. Yes, Lazerblast. BRING the robot to HIM– and your DOOM!

[boxybean]

@vilentvenom liked for a STARTER 

“PV! Did you want to er-- go for a picnic?” Now retired, he really didn’t attack the plaza anymore. That was a young man’s game-- or in his case, a young robots game. Leaving things to the kids freed up so much time-- and there was really only one person he wanted to spend it with. He was unabashedly shameless in his delight that Venomous had come back-- for him of all people!

He’d had a whole world to himself to do with as he wished and instead he-- he came back.

It made his stomach do a flurry of flips. He wasn’t entirely sure how to handle it.

“I could make us sandwiches and uh-- snacks!”

[boxybean]

runningtoredemption‌

Venomous accepted the cocoa gladly, eager to have something to warm his hands. A smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes flickered into existence as he saw the Jethro design in the foam.

“Fink’s fine. It’s thanks to her I was able to track you down,” Venomous was still garbage with computers.

He wanted to move this conversation into deeper waters; to tell Boxman about all the feelings… all he’d learned and realized. But dang was he not good at conversation navigation.

He turned his gaze down to his own half-empty cup as Venomous spoke. That made sense-- Fink was a sharp kid. Likely she found out about his retirement and tracked him down. Had they gone to Boxmore first? The kids were running the show there-- Jethro and Ernesto-- Mikayla as well. He was so proud of them, continuing his legacy like that.

The retired villain glanced at the apology cake, set on the coffee table. Of course he’d forgive PV-- they’d been partners after all. Even if things had ended-- badly. Boxman was more than willing to trust again. If that big fight had taught him anything-- it was that love wasn’t bad.

However, it was still terrifying. Especially in this context.

“Do you-- want a piece? I’ve got some plates and forks in the kitchen, I could cut us a few slices if you want, PV.” Focus on the cake. Yes. He was afraid to bring feelings into this conversation.

[boxmoreinc]

                         EPISODE 69 : SURROUNDED

                                                    Lord Boxman realizes he’s                                                                the only one                                                               in a 1967 mile                                                              radius of all the                                                 VENOMOUS / LASERBLASTS                                                             on his dashboard.

[boxybean]

@runningtoredemption liked for a STARTER 

He had no idea how to approach this-- how to begin to talk to PV after he up and left like that but-- he couldn’t really stay MAD at the man. No-- Boxman cared too much about him. And he had apologized-- which was a start. PV never said he was sorry-- about anything. Even when he’d done something by accident.

Boxman held out a cup of cocoa-- he’d gone out of his way to stamp a little Jethro in the foam he put on top. There was a sheepish glance out of the corner of his eye.

“So-- er uh-- how’s Fink?”

[boxybean]

“Kids pay attention-- THIS is how you owo.”

[boxybean]

gonna take a mo and say this blog wouldn’t be possible if not for my son @boxmoreinc​ being a fucking boss 24/7. like his love of this soft bad boi is so infectious i couldn’t help myself but make a blog. now all i gotta do is tempt him to do a twin verse and we’ll be set.

[amjethro-blog]

amjethro‌:

voxman is canon so eat a dick haters.

REBLOG THIS LIKE THE WIND. LET IT REACH FAR AND WIDE. LET THE HATERS SUFFER BECAUSE TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE IN A HAPPY, LOVING, AND SUPPORTIVE MARRIAGE!

[boxybean]

boxman vc: what the HELL is a hufflepuff

[boxybean]

@henchbrat liked for a STARTER

 “Listen kiddo-- take it from me-- whenever someone tries you bully you-- you just gotta start screaming. And don’t stop until they run away, TERRIFIED at your sheer PROWESS!” He was trying really hard to be a good father figure-- honestly PV had a better handle on helping Fink than he did. But with his partner out bonding with his son, someone had to entertain his minion.

[boxybean]

@ssparkd liked for a STARTER

“CAROL it’s so SWEET of you to offer to watch the kids-- PV and I haven’t had a DATE night in ages.” There was a weird sort of family dynamic budding-- Carol had Mr Gar and he had his PV [in his opinion, he won out in THAT department]. What with things going as they were-- it was obvious their families were bound to come together at some point.

Especially since PV still wanted to play a part-- however small in his son’s life. With Shadowy gone they were bound to have a healthier relationship.

“But I’m not here for THAT err--uh-- I’ve had something on my MIND and I could really use some-- girl talk.” There were few he could go to for relationship advice, and quite frankly Gar terrified him. He was more MUSCLE than man--

“Think we could go out for some coffee?”