[megparsec]

Baa baa backstreets, have you any boys

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[dragongirlbunny]

[pukicho]

Tomorrow I will be inventing the wheel

[pukicho]

Dude, hold on

[dysphoria-things]

if eating three balanced meals a day at regular times makes you gain weight then maybe you were meant to gain weight

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[figmentedink]

your magic by figmentedink

[goth-queen]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[autistobrat]

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

[queerstudiesnatural]

some of my favourite sign fails <3

[samwiselastname]