Because itâs where I like to do all of my thinking.Â
And I thought back to some random anon I got that was like, âWhy do you even care? Itâs just a baby. Get over it.â And I was like, âWait, why do I care so much?â It was then that I realised why I fundamentally care and am genuinely upset about all of this.
Itâs because I hate being treated like Iâm a fucking moron.Â
I really held back prior to the supposed birth of this baby because never in my craziest dreams could I have ever thought up something so totally fucked as what theyâre trying to make people believe, and I actually thought that they would have ended it by now. But once this bullshit started on the 22nd of January I went into go big or go home mode, which thankfully first resulted in a viral Buzzfeed article about the character assassination of Louis Tomlinson.Â
This shit was easy enough to expose to the general public on Saturday, but what has transpired in the however many days itâs been since they tried to convince people that Louis Tomlinson is indeed straightâ˘, has only made this thing infinitely more ridiculous than I think anyone could have ever anticipated.Â
If youâre trying to tell me that âextremely privateâ Briana Jungwirth has all of a sudden, after nine months of radio silence, decided to take to Twitter, the most hostile of all internet places, to try and convince us that she has gone from this:
in less than a year, then you are out of your fucking mind. These are all photos from her Twitter account, which her family has confirmed is hers. So unless thereâs some mighty troll out there running fake accounts for this entire family, this is the âofficialâ word coming from this woman.Â
Amongst the 65 tweets sheâs managed to post since the creation of this account last week, the first of which was a reblog from Louis Tomlinsonâs sister, are gems like:
Not to mention that she appears to have followed Louisâ entire family before she even followed her own mother:
If you think for one fucking second that Iâm going to believe that Louis Tomlinson has managed to fuck off the entirety of his immediate family and social circle to the point that the only hint of some kind of congratulations heâs gotten is a RT of @Louis_Tomlinsonâs tweet about the baby from his mother and sister, then think again. Not to mention that said tweet is literally the only word heâs said on the matter. Via Twitter. HE ANNOUNCED A BABY VIA TWITTER.Â
Does whoever in charge of this inconceivably ignorant stunt actually believe that this fandom is full of fucking idiots? I give the girl on twitter claiming women can be pregnant âFOR YEARSâ more credit than 1DHQ at this point. Whereâs she at? Letâs throw her fuckin say in the mix because at this point YOLO! WHYtf the fuck not?Â
The fact that this entire charade is so farcical that the calm and rational discussions I have had with people about it resulted in the common belief that it would be more likely that this is a surrogacy or adoption situation gone rogue, or the notion that there is not and never was a baby, is how far this has spun out of hand.Â
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