america's next top bottom

pickle | 27 | he/him | my gender is prettyboy

[segamascott]

[bophia]

Daily affirmations for tesla owners: your car is ugly as hell and everyone hates you

[arleniansdoodles]

Here are all the paintings for my happy Sekiro AU, with their shared grave as a bonus! The plaque reads "Hirata Kuro" at the top (since he would've become his uncle's heir) and "Wolf" at the bottom :D

[hakobore]

Finally, the side project I was chipping away at for over two years is done!

Waitress Uniform Studies, my zine collecting study drawings of women's restaurant chain uniforms from the 80s and 90s Japan is here!💁‍♀️🍔

[holy-punks]

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

[batsandboba]

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[yellowmotorola]

(sexting) i’m so fucking scared of you

[qqchurch]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[escuerzoresucitado]

[churlsgonewild]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[station18908]

The small voice in your head that says: "I don't need to write down every small detail of this plot idea, I love it so much, I'll remember this."

That's the devil speaking.

[topherchris]

[orcboxer]

okay what's going on here

[hi-raethia]

[leonkennedysprostate]

they were so in love here....

[sigynpenniman]

But when I say the “wholesome and funny” YouTube short I have been handed of students surprise showing their teachers 10+ year old photos of themselves and most them were emo/goth in some way and every single one now has medium brown beach waves and is wearing head to toe beige and immediately screams and hides the photo like it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world is a hallmark of a deeply insidious tendency to associate socially acceptable WASPy aesthetics with maturity and responsibility and perpetuates the idea that everyone grows up, “gets right” and becomes the most digestible unobtrusive heterosexual I’m “taking it too seriously”

[sigynpenniman]

“It’s not that serious” oh but it issssss because every day we perpetuate the idea that non-conformity of any kind to the white straight middle class standard is inherently immature and gets “left behind” when someone becomes a socially acceptable adult

[sigynpenniman]

This idea that maturity is conformity is everywhereeee if you look for even a moment

[jackabbot]

Go to school. What? Go to school. You're not a witness if you don't see what happens.