seduce and destroy

I was born bad, but then I met you. You made me nice for a while, but my dark side's true. You never cared what I did at all. Motel singer or the silver pole, I did what I had to do... Femme fatale, always on the run. Diamonds on my wrist, whiskey on my tongue. Before I give back, I gotta get drunk. So get over here, pour me a cold one.

[no-chill-at-all]

[alisonzai]

[fresh-bite]

Buns no

[foxypeaches]

@gamjane this u

[madatmost]

[bloomflowersbloom]

I thought his bare ass was on that seat lmao

[biancha-j]

Me too lmao

[myrrhemaid]

Someone asked my maths professor why numbers exist and she said “One day, for whatever reason, someone decided they wanted to count things and it’s been a major inconvenience for everybody ever since.”

[merroki]

This is channeling the spirit of Terry Pratchett

[ninenine-brooklyn]

[blond-shell]

+ Bonus:

[incognegroo]

Big mood

[pioneerman]

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

[icameas-roman]

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

[headturnsm3on]

😂😂😂

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

😂😂😂😂

[soulsearcher33]

I can never not laugh at this 😂😂

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[lenasai]

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the-universe-at-large

roach:

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YES YOU DID

high-saffron

the more you reblog this the more it breaks

the-universe-at-large

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

dangergays

literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd

[actualchiotdelphine]

i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed

[passingphase]

wh

[fish-food-s]

what the fuck

[enjoybugs]

wtf

[evilrashida]

ROMANCE

[stability]

when will this happen to me

[bloodandsoymilk]

reblog in 30 seconds to have a sugar daddy appear in your life

[fkah0-deactivated20180409]

Ok…but why he only give out $10?

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[oddfilmstills]

closet monster (2015)

[stardustizuku]

Everyone: we want more LGBT+ characters in our stories !

Rick Riordan: okay here have a gay Italian sad boy

Everyone: I mean, it’s all right but-…

Rick Riordan: I understand. Want a bisexual main character, who happens to be a god?

Everyone: oh that’s actually nice…but! How about girls-

Rick Riordan: you’re totally right. Here have a pair of lesbian hunters

Everyone: …um this is actually pretty nice…how about-

Rick Riordan: a pansexual main character?

Everyone: yea-

Rick Riordan: with a gender fluid love interest? Say no more! Anything else?

Everyone:

[kynipepper-deactivated20181225]

I don’t know… why not an aro/ace character maybe ?

[link-the-feral-anon]

The Hunters of Artemis

[bottseveryflavorbeans]

This is why Rick Riordan is so important

[chaoslogsofficial]

He is like little baby

[sagefic-deactivated20190626]

reblog for riordan. love this guy! also, when he got the Stonewall Award for the Magnus Chase series? his response:

“…it’s a call to do better in my own writing. As one of my genderqueer readers told me recently, “Hey, thanks for Alex. You didn’t do a terrible job!” I thought: Yes! Not doing a terrible job was my goal!”

love it.

[tiptop-and-others-deactivated20]

I can not explain how much I love rick roairdane.

[mrdcoolblue]

Rick Riordan is also using his money and fame to lift marginalized authors. He started a whole imprint called Rick Riordan Presents. The books published there have mythology and folklore from all over the world, and they’re written by authors who actually belong to those cultures. The first three books announced have stories based in Korean, Mayan, and Indian cultures, written by Yoon Ha Lee, Jennifer Cervantes, and Roshani Chokshi respectively.

[fandomsandfeminism]

Rick Riordan is pretty fucking cool. Ive never seen a YA put as much care and effort into growing as a writer, specifically with a focus on increasing diversity, as him.

The fact that he’s a UT alum from San Antonio who taught middle school English just warms my heart.

[literallyunbelievable]

[tiavision]

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

[rabtownsend]

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

[savvy--maverick-deactivated2018]

Helping other people is some you do when you can. If you can’t save everyone, that’s completely okay. You’re still just as heroic for saving you. There’s nothing wrong with thinking about yourself first and keeping yourself up.

[blackgrlsaremagic]

@domyenn

[chicks1023]