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Darian | 18 | UK🇬🇧🤗

[kovvic]

[ashtoncmere-blog]

We're all here, the lights and boys are blinding.

[imots]

[alwaysbewoke]

dark skin black women are undateable? 

[br0ken-vibes]

She still has me fucked up after all this time

[doobz-n-boobz]

Why don’t girls hit on me what am I doing wrong, do I act too straight

[oathing]

That awkward moment between birth and death

[iglovequotes]

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[just-shower-thoughts]

I have never seen grape ice cream.

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Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

[louisthesixteenth-moved-blog-de]

holy fuck

[parisjemm]

I just want a cute girlfriend who will sit on my lap at parties and on my face in the bedroom.

[honeyyheroine]

Lord you’d be the perfect boyfriend

[parisjemm]

Well I’m a woman so probably not

[slajm]

my very own annoying dog

[uptional]

[fxck-every-1]

I fucking loved you and you threw me away, so fuck you.

(via fxck-every-1)

[sofiajonze-blog]

a guy walked into the board room and said

“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”

and i just stared at him and coldly said

“i am the regional reports manager”

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

[heydr-k]

Good

[macys]

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This is for everyone in the UK who’s at college/university/school. There’s a website called UniDays, which gives you discount on things like clothes, accessories, shoes etc. They even do awesome exclusive discounts occasionally like 20% off H&M, River Island, Topshop, New Look and just loads of other discounts all through the year. Give it a go here it’s free. Hope this is helpful!

[zayrn]

this works for American universities as well y'all it’s awesome

[micdotcom]

Watch: Taraji P. Henson drops so much truth about women and equality.