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And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

Ahahahahaha this sites worth isn’t determined by money marissa it’s determined by the sheer amount of gleeful stupidity it’s users hold

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sweetoothgirl

Hazelnut Cookies

lovecatcher

하리

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

br3adh3ad

YES

sweetbunnytears

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

only-cat-memes

Your daily dose of cat memes

sweetoothgirl

strawberry champagne cake

br3adh3ad

Mmm

Trying to attract as many fandoms as possible

I’ll tell you a story about blue and green teddy bear Doctors. On a Thursday’ bc of course Wednesdays are for pink. Their names are Sherlock and Watson, obviously. They are heart doctors who love making 3000$. On the weekend they ate soup, unless of course the oracle had a quest. They operated on another doctor named Meredith who was married to Derek. Derek is a lycanthrope with blue eyes instead of red or gold because he’s a heartbroken werewolf not a sparkly carnivore extremist. One night turned and almost ate the students he taught at a school in Scotland. A student there had to defeat a guy with no nose. The no nosed guy got big mad at a teen in the eighties for stopping his world destroying ways. People realized that people are evil then and locked up a large group in a post apocalyptic Chicago a guy named nick didn’t like that so he moved to California and fell in love with a girl named Jess who seems to be a descendant of the Scottish student. Thankfully though all was made right by a team of sassy miscreants who sung song about dynamite and butter. The true villain though was a blonde country-pop artist who’s music was just too good and gave everybody bad blood. That’s why the sparkly extremists are now their own form of vegetarian.

Appenda-ernest?

Just got my appendix out and my surgeon looked just like Ernest T. He’s also ex military so like what is this Ernest anatomy?

#generalernest #ernestgetshisresidency #Mcsteamy vs. mcsteamy? nah.mcernest vs mc-you-know-what-i-mean-vern

anotherpjofan

I think the best part about pjo is that percy thinks he's just some guy while the whole camp is going holy shit that's THE percy jackson like

Camper 1: I heard he beat Ares in a fight

Camper 2: No way

Annabeth (who happened to overhear): It happened when we were 12 btw

So ofc you have these campers who look at Percy like he's a god cause of things he did but then at the same time there's also completely ridiculous things like

Camper 1: Why is his food blue

Camper 2: I heard that it has a secret ingredient that makes him more powerful than the gods

And Percy is just always confused why younger campers take a while to warm up to him and he's just like maybe I'm too mean :(

fairydrowning

I always think about the concept of love letters. Like, someone taking their time and sitting down just to express their love and feelings for you. Someone writing for you and telling you how important you're for them. That's like such a sweet, loving and beautiful gesture.

br3adh3ad

Until gen z does it and it’s ´how was your day Idk you’re answer yet so how do I do this anyway my anxiety hasn’t killed me yet so that’s good I guess’