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Okay so we all know that Jack and Barbossa are pathetic idiots for petty slap fighting over a boat for years while the rest of the pirate lords have fleets, full vaults, estates, etc. But I'd argue that at least Jack has reason to be wanting his ship back over and over again, since that's HIS fucking ship. All the things he went through to get and keep it, make it unequivocally his. What has Barbossa ever done for Black Pearl?? Stole it bcz he was jealous someone else had a better toy than him.

Jack is 20 years younger than Barbossa mind you. Sir you are beefing with a child. Get a grip! Smh.

#unless i get to a later chapter of the book and it's revealed a close relative Barbossa's he loved very much built the ship but #it was somehow taken from them and now Barbossa wants it back but i doubt it immensely #pirates of the caribbean #jack sparrow #hector barbossa #potc #the price of freedom

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Started reading the POTC Price of Freedom book and let me tell you, i was NOT ready for Cutler Beckett falling in love at first sight with Jack Sparrow.

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Update! 2 chapters later Jack is declared boatsexual. When caught mooning over the Wicked Wench (Black Pearl in the past) for a whole entire hour before someone took him out of and questioned him about it. He also compares his feelings for this ship to how he feels for his actual love interest of the book. He concludes he feels more passion and love towards the ship.

#the way i personally like to interpret Beckett gifting Jack with the Wicked Wench is as a token of his romantic affections #it doesn't rly have much substantiation by the text at all but it makes the entire thing thing funnier #pirates of the caribbean #potc #jack sparrow #cutler beckett #the price of freedom

Started reading the POTC Price of Freedom book and let me tell you, i was NOT ready for Cutler Beckett falling in love at first sight with Jack Sparrow.

#those two scenes of them together are crazy #especially with the flashback of beckett's childhood having some honestly heavy queer themes #still hate the guy btw he sucks and is awful and deserves every bad thing that's ever happened to him #but wtf is yaoi doing in an official disney property from the 2010s #pirates of the caribbean #potc #jack sparrow #cutler beckett #the price of freedom

Padme Chani and Irulan all in a love triangle with each other

#how do i even tag this guys help #irulan would so be the comp het internalized homophobia lesbian due to bene gesserit indoctrination #or we ignore frank herbert's trash opnions and pretend homophobia doesn't exist and the bene gesserit are like the homoerotic amazons types #either way i feel like chani would still hate her on principal and think padme deserves better (she means her she wants padme to kiss her)#crackship #crossover ship

sp1nnenlilie

I have no where to post this sketch and the fandom hasn’t really developed yet so

The chosen one x the chosen one

Anakin Skywalker x Paul Artreides crackship

br4in-sal4d

It's absolutely gorgeous op!!! Your shading and rendering jfjwjvhwjfjwj makes me want to bite and eat it.

#sandwalker #crackship #fanart #art by op #crossover ship #paul atraides x anakin skywalker #panakin #skytreides #dictator!ship

starknesskenobi

Honestly if I was the "chosen one" what I would do is without warning just simply fuck off and disappear into a bog forest and never leave it...can't become the chosen one if no one can find me

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Reminded me of

I had a dream.

Anakin is the Sun, and Paul is the Moon.

Does anyone get the vision?

#anakin skywalker x paul atraides #anakin x paul #crackship #crossover ship #dictator!ship #panakin #sandwalker #skytreides

I think there's an angle to be explored with Obi-Wan watching Anakin make even worse mistakes than him as a young padawan getting too involved in a war he has nothing to do with because of his crush on that planet's royal ruler at a diplomatic mission...

#Paul and Anakin with Obi-Wan and Satine parallels kinda eats ngl #anakin skywalker x paul atraides #anakin x paul #crackship #crossover ship #dictator!ship #panakin #sandwalker #skytreides

Do you guys think it would it be too unrealistic for Anakin to understand the freman language, in the way that brazilian portuguese speakers can understand spanish, if he's fluent in huttese? I had a cute idea for a bounding scene between him and Chani (at Paul's expense lol) but now idk if i should scrap it 😔

#anakin skywalker x paul atraides #anakin x paul #crackship #crossover ship #dictator!ship #panakin #sandwalker #skytreides

Saw 2 or 3 fics where Anakin calls Paul princess and whoever you are that came up with it first thank you for doing the lord's work for us all 🙏🙏

#anakin skywalker x paul atraides #anakin x paul #crackship #crossover ship #dictator!ship #panakin #sandwalker #skytreides

Hmmm something something Paul finding things to fall in love with on a cruel and harsh sand planet like the one Anakin despises having grown up at. Is this anything?

#anakin x paul #anakin skywalker x paul atraides #sandwalker #panakin #dictator!ship #crossover ship #crackship #skytreides

chobiwolf-aka-mog

Fandom is crazy because what do you fucking mean my new shit is Anakin Skywalker and Paul Atreides?!???!?

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#anakin x paul #anakin skywalker x paul atraides #dictator!ship #sandwalker #panakin #fanart #art by op #so prettyyyy #crossover ship #crackship #skyreides

badhairred

Somebody take my internet away bc why am I on the brink if doing a deepdive into starwars and Dune lore so I can write the most intense, heartbreaking, Anakin x Paul crossover?

#hell yeah comrade #me when i start researching star wars ship models and mechanics to write anakin's nerd ass rambling about his hyperfixation to paul atraides

While Paul gains magical blue eyes through spice exposure, Anakin looses his to the dark side 🥺🥺

#anakin skywalker x paul atraides #anakin x paul #sandwalker #dictator!ship #panakin #crackship #crossover ship #skytreides

I've been getting rly into DictatorShip lately (Anakin Skywalker x Paul Atraides) thanks to Kim and Vidding on tiktok and i wonder how Star Wars's droids would clash with Dune's absolute anti ai policy, especially when Anakin very much sees Artoo as family. Would that make him and Paul clash? Haven't read the Dune novel yet so i don't know if his thoughts on sentient machines are ever said.

There's a lot of interesting things to explore by mashing up these two universes y'all ahhhhh

#Anakin Skywalker x Paul Atraides #Anakin x Paul #Panakin #Sandwalker #Dictator!ship #crossover ship #crackship #skytreides

I have a 54 page document of ships that i like that is still being updated. I showed my friends and they're both impressed and concerned about me now.

#i multiship selectively depending on the piece of midia #like for some characters it just feels so wrong to pair them with anyone else #while others if i picked two characters names at random from a jar I'd still somehow find one reason or another to ship them #eg: (relatively obscure) count dracula x jonathan harker #literally every single thing ever wrong with them as pair in all versions of the story and yet they're so argh. </3 #as for the latter don't thinks that just cuz i main hijack–#means i don't smash every single character in all of the rise of the brave tangled dragons universes together like barbie dolls #we have het gay lesbian and poly ships alike all around in my stupidly long ship list #(even emely jane x katherine iykyk)

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