The Life & Times of Mr. Irrelevant

27/Male/Georgia/Writer/Poet/Automobile Enthusiast/ "In this world of many distractions and dream killers, I hope to somehow find some motivation as I sift through! Blah blah blah BLAH!!!"

[armisael-deactivated20150219]

[funnyposts]

*home alone* *performs concert* *interviews myself* *pretends i’m in a dramatic movie* *eats*

[allowmetoreintroducemyself]

*drink liquor*

*smoke weed*

[hhasinaa222]

*busts a nutt*

[brad-esquire]

Drizzy as Katt Williams on SNL

[wzrdkelley]

Yooo he killed that

[remanence-of-love]

[justanother-girl]

THE GREATEST TWEET OF ALL

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

As if I didn’t already love him.

[justanother-girl]

THE GREATEST TWEET OF ALL

[ohhaicody-deactivated20200724]

As if I didn’t already love him.

[kingjaffejoffer]

My ex (chicago, rip)— loved him to death but man’s stroke game was a new level of wack. He had 6 positions but they were like how the gearshift in a manual car is , all from doggy mind you

you talking greasy about this man and he dead lol

[thighetician]

“6 positions…all from doggy”

I don’t understand

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[slimgrimace]

She put Chicago like it was a cause of death.

[brad-esquire]

#therealmvp #nbafinals #jrsmith

[sobeitjay2]

I .GOT. THIS. ICEBOX. WHERE. MY. HEART. USED. TO. BE

[thebadgalrih]

via Rihanna’s Instagram Stories

[pocmemes]

[victorious]

[phoenixxx1225]

Brandy blocked me cuz I kept tagging her in articles related to National Road Safety Week

[victorious]

[dollarsighz]

George Lopez blocked me because I made a tweet saying he was my real father and I’m willing to take a DNA test to prove it

[takingbackourculture]

She blocked me after this (from a Twitter account I no longer have)

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

that last one has me in tears

[theblackmanonthemoon]

Nah the Brandy one is OD lol

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

Lmfao y’all ain’t shit

[victorious]

read the notes y’all

[jorgealexvnder]

the nicki one had me crying 💀

[kingjaffejoffer]

The Nicki one

[pocmemes]

Keisha Cole has seen this thread 😂

[fadednights415]

Y'all forgot the best one yet

[pocmemes]

^^^^^BRUH 😂 😂 😂

[brad-esquire]

#snowdaze

[itskyalenotkyle]

Take your phone out the case every once and awhile why just hold it, it feels so nice

[the-spoopy-sylph]

I take off this case and my clumsy ass is gonna drop it and shatter it. Fuck your “it feels nice”

[itskyalenotkyle]

Lmao well then

[sugaraykay]

It’s like unprotected sex. Feels nice but there are consequences

[kingjaffejoffer]

I met up with a tumblr user. I invited him over he drove 3 hours. We started making out and he bust his nut on my knee before my clothes even came off. For the rest of the day he couldn't get it up again. I still have the picture of it smh

So he nutted on your knee and you pulled your phone out to take a picture?

[kingjaffejoffer]

Submit the picture

[kingjaffejoffer]

I’m at my desk with my hand over my mouth trying to hide the fact that i’m laughing so hard

[tarynel]

😭😭😭

[westafricanbaby]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

Look, A LOT of these guys on tumblr claim to have the best dick, claim they can last for days, claim to have soulsnatching dick etc etc ;IT IS ALL NOISE💀💀💀💀.

[ohyeahthatsmee]

Wow this is sad

[alt-ered-st-ate]

Lmaooooooooooooooo

[hi-imkingdavid]

[wordsnquotes]

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Abraham Hicks (via wordsnquotes)

[katetinyjohn]

I was gonna make a “remember when captain america punched harley quinn in the face” post before realising that margot robbie and jaime pressly are not actually the same person despite the evidence that they most definitely are

I mean???

they are literally the same person???

for years I’ve believed there was only one of them????

but??? there’s two?¿?¿?¿

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

And they’re not related?

[westafricanbaby]

😦😦😦😦🤭🤭🤭🤭

[super-shar]

Their mamas have some explaining to do

[taint3edcakes]

I’m shook

[sound-track-2-my-life]