Big Grizzle

I've been on this webbed site for 18 damn years and I am not joking. Was idonteat-idontsleep

[burnertracfone]

Untitled by Farfin

[burnertracfone]

[basilica-lacrima]

We're playing gin rummy. You discard an ace of spades. Suddenly I shout "RON!" and slam down my hand: AAA2345678999 in spades. I've obtained the nine gates and you have to pay me 32000 points.

Because gin rummy uses golf scores, I am now losing by a truly unfathomable margin.

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

nice to know every choice I made was already optimal but I was really looking forward to learning how to juggle :/

[charl0ttan]

I don't agree with the Allen wrench post but I respect your opinion. I personally have never used an Allen wrench without walking away angry

bro ragequit Allen wrench

[dunkstein]

Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

[dunkstein]

You specifically understand

[ozth]

[ozth]

there's this little fairy in my house that likes to make out with other fairies right where I can see because it knows it pisses me off and I can't fucking do anything about it because they're a protected species

[ozth]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

probably won't end up quitting my job because I have this exact mental breakdown at least once a month and learn nothing

[innerchildabortionclinic]

they will be putting me down

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the ashtrays in airplane bathrooms are a fascinating harm reduction metaphor. yes it's illegal as hell to smoke in there. yes there's a smoke detector that will snitch on you the second you light up. so why is there an ashtray? because if there weren't, your single momentary dumbass crime could kill 300 people. it is fucking vital that if someone does have a lit cigarette on a plane, they have a place to safely put it out.

[aflo]

Blocked on main but they forgot to block me on their age regression sideblog

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[spicymancer]

Inspired by this tumblr post. based on this twitter post

Ollie's doing her best. (bonus after the jump)

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Brand new sentence possibly

[innerchildabortionclinic]

overheard a customer say "i'm ready for a divorce at this point" when I was bored at work and my eyes lit up like I won the lottery

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they call you eurocentric

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you’d think that telling people to expand their music tastes would be pretty cut and dry but then you tell someone to listen to jazz and they act like you're trying to mind control them

[innerchildabortionclinic]

how it feels when I try to post a link but it doesn't imbed

[feldfrog]

How come every message scrawled in blood on a wall is sans serif

[pyanj]

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

[pochowek]