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I keep forgetting that “hi I’m johnny knoxville and this is a ceaseless hell of our own making” isn’t like a big tumblr meme bc it’s a screenshot from mancrushes dot com that my friend sent me once that only we know about. That doesn’t stop me from saying it every day tho.

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instant classic

[seizememesofproduction]

[ghoulchurch]

The pandemic has seriously fucked up the socializing skills of little kids they dont even say trick or treat anymore they just give you the kubrick stare until you give them candy

[ghoulchurch]

Me:Hi!! Happy halloween!!!😃

9year old in a bendy and the ink machine costume:

[miracleunique]

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

[intoxicologist99]

[anarchocunt]

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

[atlasblinked]

I hate literacy

[amazoogle]

[pattern-recognition]

girl are you ok you’ve been seeing a lot of intimacy in everyday objects and mundane situations

[somecunttookmyurl]

if you would all like to cry a little more today, but also have a reminder that people have always been people, and we connect to those who came before us even if we did not know them

in glasgow necropolis, there is a gravestone. it is very small and unassuming. in fact, it's very easy to overlook because if you walked past it it would not even come up to your knees and it peeks out of the surrounding foliage

there is no date of birth, nor date of death.

it is the grave of a child. her name was "Wee Bessie" Wilson. she lived, and then died aged just 2 1/2, sometime in the victorian era (from the age of the stone, and the fact the necropolis is largely a victorian burial ground)

nobody knows who she was, anymore. but 150-200 years later people leave flowers, toys, brightly coloured pinwheels, teddy bears, or seashells on it as they pass

bessie is gone. everybody who knew bessie is gone. the people who knew the people who knew bessie are gone. but she was 2 1/2 years old and goddamnit she's going to have a brightly coloured pinwheel or a teddybear or a pretty seashell

[zhinico]

[morbidology]

A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

[birlinterrupted]

Yeah humans can pretty much survive without physical intimacy of any kind and declaring you "need" such a thing is basically abuse

i have something that you might need

[doctorbased]

RIP to the monkeys but I'd take the wire mother, move-makers and game-changers get it 💵🧠💯

[ewil]

coping with the pain of living by being a little silly

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[thebootydiaries]

ACTUALLY, trump killed osama bin laden and rebuilt the twin towers and ended terrorism you idiot. I wouldn’t expect you to know that though since you’re brainwashed by liberal feminist snowflake media. Read some ACTUAL news. Grow up. Here’s the article: theonion. com/trump-kills-os

[weltenwellen]

Anne Sexton, from “The Truth the Dead Know”, The Complete Poems of Anne Sexton

[charlesoberonn]

Another good boomer joke

[ottermatopoeia]

jealous cause his neighbor’s serving cunt

[1-aor-feat-linaohta-deactivated]

My iced cream sandwich came out of the package looking like an “Among Us” character. And why is it on the ground? I have grangite tables. That looks like concrete, complete with partial footprints? It is has granet table

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[ravenkinnie]

besties I have a plan for how to get rid off joker but y'all won't like it. we have to convince men he's a favorite amongst female fans

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