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@braidykins
“ Major MacKinnon, Ma’am. ” Breda briefly saluted before returning back to a rather relaxed stance, “ I have been asked by the Colonel to invite you to a social event. ” Also known as the biweekly paperwork party.
@caatalyst --- STARTER CALL ( currently capped! )
“ Hey Ross, no hard feelings about the Colonels’ order, right? ” It had been weighing on him since he revealed the gun; When Mustang put it in his hands, Breda knew what he meant: be certain, get what you can and DON'T HESITATE.
@soldierunderfire --- STARTER CALL ( currently capped! )
“ Just give up Jean, you’re not going to win. ” Breda sat back in his chair, arms crossed, perhaps a little too confident. “ I can drink you under the table, anytime. ”
@smckinggun --- STARTER CALL ( currently capped! )
“ Hey, Fuery, come here for a sec. ” Breda looked over his desk at the Master Sergeant; if you didn’t know him very well, you might miss the mischief in his eyes. “ I’ve got something to show you. ”
@hisfuery --- STARTER CALL ( currently capped! )
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🔪🔪 leans against and falls asleep
Emil falling asleep around the office ( avoiding work, letting it pile on cadets ) was nothing new. They often tried to balance things on him, see how many they could put on him until he: 1. woke up or 2. the tower toppled, waking him up. However, the alchemist suddenly sitting next to Breda and falling asleep? That’s new. He could just shake the Major awake but, the risk of getting punched or something similar, for shocking him awake, just wouldn’t be worth it.
“ I’m not doing your paperwork. ”
@stonedeafdog --- RANDOM ASKS ( always accepting!! )
headcanon dump 001:
Breda can lift all of the mustgang individually although it’s only something he does when he’s drunk.
Doesn’t try to lift Riza for fear of dying, even when inebriated.
He has Cynophobia (fear of dogs) which largely stems from being bitten as a child. When confronted with a dog he has the obsessive need to leave the room and situation.
He doesn’t do well with images of dogs but does not react as strongly.
He’s an only child from the East, although has a small army of cousins, some of which are more like siblings than cousins. Most of his cousins come from his Mothers side of the family.
Family gatherings are nightmares and he “forgets” to get time off. He gets physically dragged from work for New Years.
His Dad is a university lecturer and his Mom is a nurse. They live a modest life in East City.
He looks older than he actually is, only being around 30 at the end of the series.
Breda did serve during Ishval however, he was lucky enough to be behind the scenes, working on soldier placement and strategy.
He comfort eats, you can not and will not stop him. He might share if you ask nicely, though.
“No, we are not turning the castle into a commune.”
“ Just think about it Lieutenant Colonel, ” Breda lent forward on his elbows, ready to argue exactly why central command would make an excellent commune, should modern society fall in the next few hours. “ It’s a huge place, you could happily fit about a thousand people, comfortably, with room left over for storage, trade, anything. It’s a military base too, so it’s defendable. Sir, I could talk about this all day. ”
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“If you can’t create your own arcane fire, store bought is fine.”
“ Sir, it may not always show, but I trust you a lot. Just, NOT WITH THAT. ” Although he was stood firmly behind the safety line, Breda feared for his life. Whoever let the Colonel get his hands on a FLAME THROWER obviously does not know Mustang very well, at all. When Hawkeye isn’t around, he’s dangerous; she is a solid 98% of his limited impulse control. “ Also, that wasn’t funny. ”
@conflagrationisms --- D&D STARTERS ( selectively accepting!! )
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“What are the odds of us eating food today?” - HisFuery
Breda was popping his shoulder ( arms stretched out over his head ) when Feury piped up and honestly, food was on his mind too, especially as the hour hand neared twelve. However, with the mountains of paperwork spread over his desk, on Feury’s desk, and by the looks of it, all the other desks, food would just be a pleasant idea. “ Food is unlikely, at least until either the Lieutenant or Colonel ‘break’. ”
@hisfuery — D&D STARTERS ( selectively accepting! )
“I punch things with bullets.”
“ Wait, with bullets in your fisted hand, OR between your fingers like a brass knuckle? ” Breda rocked on the back of his chair, the front two legs in the air, chiming into the overheard conversation. Regardless, he had odd images in his head and it only fueled the idea that Riza was overly obsessed with her guns. “ Either way, I would not like to be on the receiving end of that. ”
@hcwkcye --- D&D STARTERS ( selectively accepting! )
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Out of Context D&D quotes
“He must be the mayor, he has indoor plumbing!”
“What do I roll to steal the delicious subway sandwich?”
“If you can’t create your own arcane fire, store bought is fine.”
“They’re my radishes now.”
“It’s been a really bad day so far. I'ma stab ‘em.”
“Do I have proficiency in motherfuckers?”
“Were these pirate skeletons pirates first or skeletons first??”
“I punch things with bullets.”
“The important thing is…I’m not a cop.”
“I didn’t care about stopping their human sacrifices, I just wanted to get my commemorative photo”
“I am too high to reanimate the dead.”
“Well, you’d better figure it out, ‘cause once that bird’s here I’m not going to care. I’m just going to charge in and kill the bird, and they’re going to be like, ‘Why are you in our house, killing this bird?’ and I’m going to be like, 'Bye!’”
“We’re violent because we care.”
“I wanna see some action man, you’re like a dead log’s dead body!”
“What are arms but really smart legs?”
“I can’t breathe fire, but soon I’ll be shitting it.”
“Success through failure: our party’s motto.”
“When you say ‘containment’ do you mean 'murderize’?”
“What are the odds of us eating food today?”
“I’ll do the planning, you’ll do the fighting, and he’ll bring the humorous pig.”
“There’s bread nailed to his door, and cheese scattered across his bed.… We’re being haunted by a chef.”
“You said you were ready for the skeleton war.”
“How are you letting a panther beat you at poker?”
“They might be zombies, but they’re making soup so who cares?”
“Don’t eat strange bread, it might make you trip balls and die”
“Do fish people have the concept of nudity?”
“I don’t know what this is, but it’s unnatural, and if it wasn’t already dead, I would probably kill it.”
“For someone who cares so much about morals, you’re sort of… despicable.”
“We’ve been assholes all night, why break the streak?”
“Can I take a rain-check on Valhalla? I’ve got a date at six”
“No, we are not turning the castle into a commune.”
“I had everything planned! Except for soap. I never accounted for soap.”
“Sure, I could knock but I don’t want to, because I’m a criminal.”
“Heterosexuality *is* a cult. Let’s move on.”
“I feel like we’re two sides of the same stupid coin.”
“I’m not drunk, I’m just charismatic.”
“No, passing out from being drowned does NOT count as a short rest.”
“We could attach his upper half to the car! Like a centaur! A cencar!”
“I’ll let it slide on the technicality that your crossbow fires exploding cabbages.”
“That was the scariest rock I’ve ever hidden behind.”
“Why is this backpack bleeding?”
“Is the frozen pigeon still on fire?”
“The line between incompetence and treachery is blurrier than you’d think, huh?”
“How stealthy is a Molotov?”
the teams slowly coming together
