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Thinking of Kyle Maclachlan

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

technofeudalism

while this is a completely valid warning... i just want to take a second to remind everyone that you could literally say this about almost any movie, documentary or piece of media made since 2011. 90% of the United States media is controlled by 6 companies who create over 50% of the content.

and if you want to take it a step further because Vanguard and BlackRock were listed on the original graphic, their reach is lightyears beyond just media. BlackRock and/or Vanguard are among the three largest institutional investors for 505 out of 505 of the S&P 500. (100%). one or the other is the single largest institutional investor in 422 of these (84%). they, along with State Street, control about 23% of the votes of the S&P 500 single-class companies.

the truth is that virtually all corporate-backed media that you consume in 2025 from top to bottom is going to be subject to the oversight of the board of directors for one of these 6 mega billionaire-controlled companies. you should have that fact in mind basically at all times.

unicarcass-archive

i want to know what kind of effects eating hot cheeto macaroni and drinking orange joe in the same meal would have on my body

unicarcass-archive

i have regrettably partaken in the joe not once,

but twice (bottled soda was OBJECTIVELY worse)

and the hotcheeto macaroni knocked me out for 12 hours

if i have both of these in the same meal i think i will be knocked into a

shitters coma

unicarcass-archive

eulogy for my bowels, 2022

see you all in the next life

unicarcass-archive

following up on this post ~8 months later with the fact that im now physically missing portions of my intestines from my body

piermanwalter

I understand that the level of technological advancement and maniacal ingenuity needed to build a version of Prime that runs on a DS requires some sacrifices, but it is funny as hell to imagine everything happening diegetically and the Alimbic Cluster mission becomes a humiliating shitshow where nobody does anything right.

Samus does not care how many heads she lives rent-free in.

They really let anyone be a bounty hunter.

The gang went to another galaxy and technology is so alien that nobody can make any use of it, so everyone just ends up stealing from eachother and squabbling over increasingly battered gear and the last dregs of useable fuel.

The security system imprisoning the ancient power is so half-assed it's 8 iterations of the same thing.

Someone is going on a lonely journey of discovery in ruins once inhabited by their exalted ancestors and it's not Samus.

The gang spends the entire mission wordlessly trying to kill each other and then decide to work together anyway.

They all immediately get beat up.

Weavel you useless slug. You have a mortar launcher and a minigun. Why are you using the dinkiest pistol ever made?

The mission ends in the destruction of another celestial body, but at least Samus isn't solely culpable this time.

Noxus is arguably the only person involved who could spin these events as anything other than a total waste of time.

The youngest least experienced bounty hunter is more dangerous than everyone else.

dduane

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

atlinmerrick

"Being alive is as special an occasion as it gets."

littlecofiegirl

Stick the STICKERS. TO PLACES. DAMNIT

arialerendeair

Oh that sticker comment CAME for me.

obaewankenope

Use the notebooks you buy, don't just stack em!

correlatedcontents

yo mr white youre scaring me

mr white?

mr white????

*dry rattling noises*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

jellogram

Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

jellogram

*sees 2 notes* FUCK yes let's fucking GOOOO