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After my main blog took an unexpected turn towards tennis, I needed somewhere else to put all my unhinged thoughts. Literally anything that feels too perverted for main or bluesky will go here.

I'm a multishipper with no ties to one fandom, I will ship everyone and anyone. As long as they are of age, it's fair game in my book. So be warned on that front, dead dove: do not eat and all that.

#pinned intro

In the process of moving this to my new main blog (@hornybraindump) but with every step I'm questioning what was the fucking point.

As a bottom!Roy truther and someone who can appreciate TedRoy, I'm being fed this Kinktober.

Tedroy Kinktober Fun 2025 - Idontcare552 - Ted Lasso (TV) [Archive of Our Own]

#now if I could just be given an hour to breath so I can read the rest of them pls #ted lasso #roy kent #bottom roy #tedroy #kinktober

It's interesting how many of the Arthur edits I've come across on tiktok show him kissing Olivia but completely ignore him being gay.

#house of guinness #arthur guinness #no i still havent finished it #the last two weeks have been a nightmare

sugdenjohn

Oliver Farnworth as John Sugden + Danny Miller as Aaron Dingle in EMMERDALE

#emmerdale #johnron #almost all gay soap kisses are passionless #but oliver said nope not on my watch

santners

Emmerdale | 16.10.25

#emmerdale #liam x cain #not sure Liam was even in the show when I last watched properly #but the gifs are enough to make me ship the two of them

dilfgifs

JUDE LAW The Order (2024)

#jude law

Liam and Cain should fuck. There. I said it. And I'm going to main tag it because I think this blog is shadowbanned so it doesn't really matter anymore.

#emmerdale #i'm basing this on gifs and vibes and nothing more

alicentsgf

no you do not need to hold fictional characters "accountable". they are not real.

alicentsgf

I'm sure there are monoshippers out there that are pleasant and tolerant people, but having mainly been in soap fandoms (although usually only on the edges) and been burned by the extremely toxic B*ddie shippers, I can't say I've encountered many.

#the abuse they feel safe to throw at people over a ship is terrifying

robbiegk

JUDE LAW Closer (2004) dir. Mike Nichols

#jude law

I haven't been able to watch more than a week of EastEnders at a time since last February but the urge to write longform smut about the crackiest ships remains strong.

#eastenders #one day i will return to my wip #even though the possible reactions to the planned second chapter still scare me

k-wame

THE VANISHING TRIANGLE | S1.E3

#allen leech #adam john richardson #the vanishing triangle

robbiegk

DYLAN O'BRIEN & JAMES SWEENEY Twinless (2025) dir. James Sweeney

#dylan o'brien #james sweeney #twinless

sugdenjohn

Oliver Farnworth as John Sugden + Danny Miller as Aaron Dingle in EMMERDALE

#emmerdale #john sugden #aaron dingle #johnron #if you're playing gay in a soap be more oliver #it's funny how these are so much more passionate than the popular ships #not just talking emmerdale either #anyway this is why we need more johnron smut

Kai gives off the exact same vibes as those British/Irish straight guys who have OnlyFans and wank next to each other, and occasionally let a guy suck them off. And that's unfortunately why I'm attracted to him.

#he'd be one of those who actually kiss tho #secretly more into it than he lets on #(i imagine their politics line up as well...)#kai widdrington #strictly come dancing #strictly

Must finish House of Guinness so I can start on the fic. I need any combination of Arthur, Edward and Rafferty. The smuttier the better.

#house of guinness #het appears to be winning out on ao3 already tho #it always does

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