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@brainedoctor
mcdmples:
“ if that’s perfectly fine to you, i don’t think i want you on my service anymore. ” she watches in disgust, wrinkling her nose as he takes a bite, “ so? ”
“Well, that sounds a bit harsh, but fine. I reserve the right to remain silent.”
@brainedoctor
“ i don’t need to take a bite, it’s disgusting. that is not going anywhere near my mouth, look at it. i don’t think that’s actually food. ”
“It looks perfectly fine to me! See, look, it’s fine.” And to prove his point, he takes a mouthful of whatever that mess is.
mcsvperhero:
“It’d be nice, sure — I only eat out of takeout containers these days but, I wouldn’t want to impose or anything. I mean, it’s family dinner for a reason isn’t it?”
“’Course you wouldn’t be imposing. I’ll let Jess know we’re having an extra mouth over, and I’m sure she’d be more than happy for it.”
“ Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust.”
“Hey, it wasn’t that bad. You didn’t even take a bite yet.”
mcsvperhero:
“My mom always looked after us, I guess.. but.. my siblings? Yeah, they weren’t like that and still aren’t like that. You should probably count your blessings, dude. I’d kill to have a decent family.”
“I mean, it ain’t too late to start now. I’m sure my baby sister would love you. We do a family dinner every Sunday night. You’re welcome to join us this week. Y’know, if you want.”
mcsvperhero:
“That’s some pretty good advice.. I guess. My mom always used to say Amelia grow up, I have four other kids to take care of, get over yourself. Guess it depends on who you’re raised by, hey?”
“That’s a shame. Middle of three, but my mama always made sure to look after all of us like we deserved. Course, we also looked after each other. That’s what siblings are for, am I right?”
mcsvperhero:
Slight smile Amelia couldn’t help but roll her eyes quickly hoping that it wasn’t the most obvious thing in the world. “You sure are optimistic, aren’t you?”
“Well, it’s like my mama used to always say. You don’t get to truly know a person till you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. I figure nobody’s walked in your shoes as long as you have.”
mcsvperhero:
“Yeah, I also had a golf ball in my head making me certain of myself and now, I don’t.. and I’m different. More calm and cool, that’s not me. That’s never been me, you know?”
“Ain’t nothing wrong with being calm and cool. I think what matters, what really matters, and what makes you you is still there. Always has been.”
mcsvperhero:
“Not that I don’t love any ego boost but.. that doesn’t mean I know anything about myself or who I am. I know medicine. I’m pretty sure they would know as long as they went to school.”
“I think you’re being a little unfair to yourself. You’d have to be pretty certain of yourself to take something like that out of a person’s head.”
“me ? i’m a mess, i don’t have anything or anyone or even any kind of idea of what i am doing or why.”
@brainedoctor / sc.
“See, you say that, Dr. Shepherd, but I heard about what you did for Dr. Herman. That doesn’t sound like something someone without any idea what they’re doing could do.”
“ interesting. and how did you obtain your data ? ”
“Uh, well, first I started with the patient’s history, and then I checked the patient’s vitals before we decided that a CT scan was necessary. We saw a dark spot that typically means a tumor, and the only way to get more information was through exploratory surgery. But given that the patient slipped into a coma before we could get into his head and the family wasn’t around, that part became a bit difficult.”
The Weekenders (2000–2004) Sentence starters.
“ Want me to leave so you can say bad words?”
“ Stand absolutely still.”
“ What if it tracks by scent?”
“ Why can’t you be one of those nice moms who just say “Yes Dear" “
“ Well it’s a little too late for that now.”
“ If you try to make everyone follow your plan, you’re really no better than a gym teacher.”
“ It’s the crazy backwards universe again.”
“ If a game doesn’t have rules, it’s not a game is it?”
“ I can’t work under these conditions! I’ll be in my trailer!”
“ Err… that’s my closet.”
“ It isn’t going to bite you.”
“ That works out nicely, because I don’t plan to bite it.”
“ Maybe you can use it to find your way BACK TO REALITY!”
“ Don’t you think you’re being a tad paranoid?”
“ I think your cooking may have military applications.”
“ I’m just a fat, ugly, loser.”
“You’re not fat”
“ Huh,you have pretty good posture for someone without a backbone.”
“ Interesting. And how did you obtain your data?”
“ Geeks… Geeks? Those geeks are my friends!”
“ It’s like an upside down universe.”
“ Where up is down and boy bands play instruments.”
“ If that counts as dancing then it counts as singing when I burp.”
“ Ooh, that is serious.”
“ Maybe you’re confusing us with your imaginary friends.”
“ That’s so healthy, its un-American…”
“ On our planet we call that a golf course.”
“ SHE’S WAVING AT ME? Isn’t there a law against that?”
“ They’re coming to get me! Mutant clowns from the Hollow Earth! They’re real! It’s the clown-pocalypse! Aaah!”
“ Me? JEALOUS? I haven’t got a jealous bone in my body!”
“ Do you have any jealous internal organs?”
“ Excuse me while I spend the rest of my life in the attic.”
“ Ugh, I think my stomach just resigned in disgust.”
“ I like pointy things…”
“ It’s not so much biting I’m worried about as bone-shattering impact.”
“ He said he won’t come out until the city’s been cleared of its un-holy clown infestation.”
“ Once. This guy swallowed his dentures and when the doctors gave him an x-ray, his lungs were smiling back at him.”
“ Hello, could you at least knock before you enter my mind?”
“ If you need an idea, use your imagination.”
“ Could you give me a map to that sentence?”
“ How long have we been here?”
“ Somewhere between an hour… and a hundred thousand years.”
“ Don’t you want to broaden your minds?”
“ Yea I already have trouble finding hats that fit.”
“ You look like a roll-on deodorant.”
“ You know, a kite flies on a string, not a stick.”
“ I could see your lips moving, but all I heard was “blah, blah-blah”.
“ Cliffs plus wheels equals BAD!”
“ which one of these shirts projects a mysterious, vulnerable, dangerous, lost puppy quality?”
“ Come here. Let me feel your forehead”
“ Oh great. Looks like I sat on a leprechaun.”
“ You’re going to be combing pudding out of your hair!”
“GRAPE SODA, NOW”
“iTS FOR MY SISTER”
