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Alex, 21, Northeastern Florida. Rad leaning feminist, dog owner, and knitter.

[khe1]

i would die for you yoshi

You Will.

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[bunniope]

straight up the stupidest people on the planet are "logic over emotion" clowns like you fool, youve fallen into the classic trap of believing literally any aspect of the human experience isnt dictated by emotion!

[movies444]

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

Directed by : Bryan Singer

[thorodinson]

I’m asking for safe passage… through the Anus.

Thor: Ragnarok (2017), dir. Taika Waititi

[dwight-schrutes]

me at job interviews 

[fakehistory]

the shape of water receives praise from both audiences and critics alike, even managing to win best picture (2017) (colourised)

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[muckkles]

piece of media: “heres a BADASS FEMINIST LADY CHARACTER she got SICK of the PATRIARCHY and decided to take ownership of her HOT BOD and put her FEMININE WILES to good use in order to SEDUCE AND CONTROL MEN!!”

me: already asleep

[candyfornia]

Britney Spears being forced to promote fellow RCA artists

[cannibalsuxx-deactivated2018080]

britney’s face in the 2nd gif reminds me of this

[hematitehearts]

Celestine

Locality: Sakoany Mine, Majunga Province, Madagascar

[stability]

reblog if you’d end a date if they said they voted for trump

[embezzled-memes-deactivated2017]

[raxcaeli-deactivated20191117]

i don’t know what to do with this information

[gif87a-com]

[theilluminantsystem]

I run to stop that door!

Make an athletics check

*nat 20*

*sighs* okay so…

[blackgrlsaremagic]

@ahglam_

[daisyjazzridley]

*male celebrities worrying about getting their career ruined*

all of us:

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

fixed it.