[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[prokopetz]

I've never found it unrealistic when an adventure game protagonist can hear the faint echo of stone grinding upon stone and know by the sound alone that it must be that mysterious door they passed by twenty minutes ago spontaneously opening because these are just skills you develop when you live with cats.

[digitalsnail]

a jirachi for a patron! just in time for tanabata 🎋

[spinus-pinus]

Mallards Anas platyrhynchos

3/10/2024 San Joaquin Marsh, Orange County, California

[notahorseindisguise]

everytime i wear an outfit like this i think about this tweet

[senatortedcruz]

Send the Tate brothers to El Salvador mega prison look I’ve had enough

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[autistic-reptile]

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

[thememedaddy]

[lesbian-lover-147]

What do you mean people my age are just now finding out that the 2004 SpongeBob Movie is an Odyssey retelling? I figured that out when we went over parts of the story in my freshman year English class and I had a lightbulb moment so clear it was as if Homer himself whispered the revelation in my ear.

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[ruusverd-fandom-blog]

I saw someone the other day say LotR annoyed them because "Tolkien didn't understand character classes, his character builds aren't optimized" as if Tolkien had character creation sheets and the D&D 5e on his desk when he was writing instead of Beowulf or the Song of Roland or whatever.

[mikkeneko]

ಠ_ಠ

[gerardwayspostcocaineweightgain]

[brainscrewz]

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

[animusrox]

Bart to the Future The Simpsons S11 E17 Air Date: March 19, 2000

[kizunatallis]

The show made this for the chalkboard gag after the election.

[pangur-and-grim]

Grim is acting unbothered by the antics behind her, but her backward ears give away her annoyance

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Why does your cat think he is a chimpanzee

[poketcg-art]

Erika's Kindness -- Ken Sugimori

[dailyrothko]

[dailyrothko]

Mark Rothko, Untitled (red, orange), 1968

© Kate Rothko Prizel & Christopher Rothko / Artists Rights Society