THE BRAIN PARTICLES IN MY SOUP

∞

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

good luck to everyone going back to school… you’re going to do great

[fairycosmos]

i’m just a bitch with bad posture and an irregular sleeping schedule 

[yourlocalforeign-deactivated202]

Me rn

[twitterlols]

[c-bassmeow]

[rip-nugget]

Who wants to see my hotdog

[rip-nugget]

I paid 50 cents for this ceramic bad boy

[rip-nugget]

My cat

[animal-factbook]

Using a fake ID to get into the club

[se1fcare-deactivated20181009]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhjRXrhg330/

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

[hameenahatesyou-deactivated2023]

👀

[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

[the-howling-storm]

[clockworkmachineking]

[kentuckyfriedfungus]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfff-deactivated2]

[russiansandgod]

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[cerceos-deactivated20160308]

[raduim]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive

[trainthief]

here’s some caps of stanley tucci crying with laughter after being asked what wine pairs best with eating ass 

[zedstream]

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it

[westernkanye]

[amourlashai]