where the FUCK am i

A Pokemon roleplay blog about a Kingdom Hearts character who went through a spacetime machine and ended up in the wrong place

[brainy-boy]

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Hi. This is Blaine. He's an idiot.

Use any pronouns on Blaine, except for she/her.

For those of you into Kingdom Hearts, he ended up in the Pokemon World because the destination set on the Ark was unavailable, meaning he just ended up wherever fate could put him. And that was Johto.

For those of you not into Kingdom Hearts. Blaine is from a world without Pokemon, where people fight monsters with magic cartoon weapons. He went through a time-space machine, and came out in the wrong place.

Allow me to stress that this boy's homeworld is downright apocalyptic. It seems cheerful on the surface, but it is not. Do not follow if you are uncomfortable with depictions of war, child endangerment, and heavy topics.

Past that, he spent some time in a simulation, so I will put out a warning for actual unreality. I will only bring it up sparsely, seeing as i have my own derealization issues.

[brainy-boy]

In light of the Missing Link jokes about brain missing his train to Scala and ending up in PLZA, :business emoji:

I will commit to this bit sometime soon, once i have shiny charmed my main save file and feel like i can start a second

[chaos-cousins]

How many Wildcards are on this Distsite

Why are we all getting thrown into this world

[ziodyne-amax]

Well how many are there? We can probably find all of them if we look hard enough.

[chaos-cousins]

Well, there's me, there's Yu—

OH MY GOD.

Couldn't resist. There's Kotone who's stealing your blog if you haven't noticed already, and there's Makoto Yuki. There's a Yuki out there, but she hasn't updated her blog in a few months. Hope she's okay.

[lapin-angeliq]

I may or may not count, depending on how angry it would make you.

[brainy-boy]

I stand by this.

[rosie-kairi]

[chaos-cousins]

Rose. Rose. I literally saved a future that wouldn't happen for 1000 years for a world that wasn't even my own

YOU CAN ABSOLUTELY WAIT AN ARCDAMNED DAY.

Also, I am extremely suspicious of something happening tomorrow.

[brainy-boy]

Which world was that?

[threestarterpokeballs]

// it’s so fun seeing more crossover blogs pop up. like! hello 👋 :D reblog & @ more crossovers I want to meet them all!

[sleeping-in-stone]

@goldandnetherrack @dark-moon-fallen are my own //

@bowser-is-the-best @green-electric-types @jesterinanotherdimension @strawhat-pkmn are some of my friends blogs and the few that I can think of off the top of my head//

[localshyguy]

[hello i am here :) ]

[bowser-is-the-best]

(lemme tag some of the other Mario ones rq

@prettypeachyperfect @princess-from-sarasaland @its-a-me-mario-pkmn

Not tagging the Luigi one since they also run the Mr L. one and I'd feel bad giving them two notifications but the url is the-man-in-greenn if I remember correctly

[the-man-in-greenn]

//You don't need to worry about giving me multiple notifications! It's fine. And actually, you did tag me. I run Mr. L, Luigi, AND Daisy lol!

But yeah you remembered correctly :) Reblogging this on that acc for the hell of it.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

((I don’t know of any crossovers that haven’t been tagged yet but hi!! I have a Kirby crossover blog!!

[brainy-boy]

// I am so normal about Kingdom Hearts and I definitely did not make a blog for who is probably among the most obscure characters in the series

[brainy-boy]

...Actually, there's some sus ass kid hangin out near the lab.

I hope that doesn't become my problem when I have to visit later.

[chaos-cousins]

Unfortunately, if you think it's going to be your problem, it most definitely will be your problem eventually

[brainy-boy]

...Yeah, it probably is.

[brainy-boy]

...Actually, there's some sus ass kid hangin out near the lab.

I hope that doesn't become my problem when I have to visit later.

[brainy-boy]

So, enough people here care about me (don't know why you would do that) to deserve an update. I explained parts of my situation to Professor Elm, and he spoke to someone else in New Bark to get me a place to stay. So, now I've got a futon in Ethan's house (remember him? The guy who ran me over with a Marill.)

Anyways. I got to meet his sister, a girl named Lyra who spoke to me EXTENSIVELY about her desire to convince Elm to give her a Pokemon, and she gave me this um. Device. I think she called it a Pokenav? She mightve also just compared it to a Pokenav.

If you're wondering about Sigurd (you shouldn't) he apparently has this ability to only appear to who he wants to, and has already made me look crazy by talking to thin air.

[lapin-angeliq]

The pokemon here are so different from back home...Which I suppose is only natural with such a long distance between.

[chaos-cousins]

??????????????

[lapin-angeliq]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[brainy-boy]

I mean, we didn't have pet monsters in Japan, but we did have them in Daybreak Town.

[brainy-boy]

Hey yknow what. Originally my question was "Why is Sigurd handling this as well as I am?" but NOW the question is "Hey, wait, why is Sigurd here at all?"

I'M the one who went through the Ark. I didn't go in with someone named Sigurd, and he's from my world, since he, yknow, had my hat and my Keyblade. So... What the fuck.

[brainy-boy]

To elaborate - I think I'm fine with the whole "Fiction in another world" thing because well, we kind of dabbled with that in Daybreak Town? We would summon places and people with the power of the Book of Prophecies, whether to be our friends, or to battle. I still remember all the gauntlets we held.

I guess it's alright to admit that a few of the things we summoned did unsettle me. Some things looked like the people I knew. Whether it was coincidence or they were related was something I knew not to question.

[lavender-town-radio]

You are so far on the road to enlightenment holy shit

[brainy-boy]

What does that mean

[lavender-town-radio]

The road to enlightenment is like. A process some of spiritually inclined people go through to try and achieve a mental state that is a state of perfect contentment essentially? Its also considered a place of ultimate understanding. Not like, you have all knowledge, but that you are capable of understanding and compassion in all things. Most widely known (and possibly originates from, Im not sure) from Buddhism.

Basically you are handling this in a very healthy way, including the fact that you are choosing not to think about certain things that ultimately don't matter. Those are things many people who want to be enlightend (concept) work toward.

[brainy-boy]

Oh no, that stuff does definitely matter, It's just wise not to ask questions in a place like Daybreak Town.

I'm flattered you think I'm taking this well.

[brainy-boy]

To elaborate - I think I'm fine with the whole "Fiction in another world" thing because well, we kind of dabbled with that in Daybreak Town? We would summon places and people with the power of the Book of Prophecies, whether to be our friends, or to battle. I still remember all the gauntlets we held.

I guess it's alright to admit that a few of the things we summoned did unsettle me. Some things looked like the people I knew. Whether it was coincidence or they were related was something I knew not to question.

[lavender-town-radio]

You are so far on the road to enlightenment holy shit

[brainy-boy]

What does that mean

[brainy-boy]

To elaborate - I think I'm fine with the whole "Fiction in another world" thing because well, we kind of dabbled with that in Daybreak Town? We would summon places and people with the power of the Book of Prophecies, whether to be our friends, or to battle. I still remember all the gauntlets we held.

I guess it's alright to admit that a few of the things we summoned did unsettle me. Some things looked like the people I knew. Whether it was coincidence or they were related was something I knew not to question.

[chaos-cousins]

Wait.

Do you... Have Sephiroth where you're from?

- @brainy-boy

Yes. In a sense. He poses no threat to my world, however.

Why are you sweating so much

Why are you commenting on it

[brainy-boy]

How does Sephiroth not pose a threat? His whole thing is that he's a threat.

[chaos-cousins]

Do you feel like having an existential crisis today

If not, please don't ask me any more questions about it

[brainy-boy]

Oh we would get those all the time no matter what we tried back home. Lay it on me.

[chaos-cousins]

No I'm dead serious you probably really really really do not want to hear this

[brainy-boy]

I won't push you, but I'll tell you that I kind of just lost my home and all my friends. It doesn't really get worse.

[chaos-cousins]

Multiverse likes to take that as a challenge

...Okay, just. Know that I warned you.

So uh...Sephiroth is a fictional character? He's in Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts which are videogames. Reason why I know a bit about your situation is that I'm like. 80% sure you're from Kingdom Hearts. I have no idea who you are or what your deal is I'm not a Kingdom Hearts fan, that's Yukari's thing. Not mine.

[brainy-boy]

Oh, that makes sense. I guess since Pokemon was a Gameboy game back home, I'd be a ... some sort of game somewhere else.

Anyways, yeah. Kingdom Hearts is the name of... Well. It's referred to as the Heart of all Worlds, the Heart of all Hearts, and a whole lot of other things. It's basically a mythical force of nature that should never be trifled with. (Of course, that didn't stop the Union Leaders! I want to chew on a stick just thinking about them.)

Does that mean Cloud is from Final Fantasy. Because that would be so funny to me.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Oh I’ve seen Sephiroth

He cut Galeem in half once it was pretty cool. The Super Smash Bros tournament is fucking WILD sometimes

[brainy-boy]

Super Smash Bros.? Like. That Gamecube game that costed a million dollars to rent for just a little while?

...Does it go for the same price here? I always wanted to try it.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

It went for what. To rent? Damn.

Nah, also there’s five of them now.

[brainy-boy]

Well, okay, the only reason we had some things was because kids showed up with that stuff on their person. We couldn't ever figure out how to copy a Gamecube, let alone the disc, so there was only like one or two in the whole of Daybreak Town. Obviously, the kid who had it decided it was a great opportunity to scheme.

[chaos-cousins]

Wait.

Do you... Have Sephiroth where you're from?

- @brainy-boy

Yes. In a sense. He poses no threat to my world, however.

Why are you sweating so much

Why are you commenting on it

[brainy-boy]

How does Sephiroth not pose a threat? His whole thing is that he's a threat.

[chaos-cousins]

Do you feel like having an existential crisis today

If not, please don't ask me any more questions about it

[brainy-boy]

Oh we would get those all the time no matter what we tried back home. Lay it on me.

[chaos-cousins]

No I'm dead serious you probably really really really do not want to hear this

[brainy-boy]

I won't push you, but I'll tell you that I kind of just lost my home and all my friends. It doesn't really get worse.

[chaos-cousins]

Multiverse likes to take that as a challenge

...Okay, just. Know that I warned you.

So uh...Sephiroth is a fictional character? He's in Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts which are videogames. Reason why I know a bit about your situation is that I'm like. 80% sure you're from Kingdom Hearts. I have no idea who you are or what your deal is I'm not a Kingdom Hearts fan, that's Yukari's thing. Not mine.

[brainy-boy]

Oh, that makes sense. I guess since Pokemon was a Gameboy game back home, I'd be a ... some sort of game somewhere else.

Anyways, yeah. Kingdom Hearts is the name of... Well. It's referred to as the Heart of all Worlds, the Heart of all Hearts, and a whole lot of other things. It's basically a mythical force of nature that should never be trifled with. (Of course, that didn't stop the Union Leaders! I want to chew on a stick just thinking about them.)

Does that mean Cloud is from Final Fantasy. Because that would be so funny to me.

[swordsman-but-pokemon]

Oh I’ve seen Sephiroth

He cut Galeem in half once it was pretty cool. The Super Smash Bros tournament is fucking WILD sometimes

[brainy-boy]

Super Smash Bros.? Like. That Gamecube game that costed a million dollars to rent for just a little while?

...Does it go for the same price here? I always wanted to try it.

[chaos-cousins]

Wait.

Do you... Have Sephiroth where you're from?

- @brainy-boy

Yes. In a sense. He poses no threat to my world, however.

Why are you sweating so much

Why are you commenting on it

[brainy-boy]

How does Sephiroth not pose a threat? His whole thing is that he's a threat.

[chaos-cousins]

Do you feel like having an existential crisis today

If not, please don't ask me any more questions about it

[brainy-boy]

Oh we would get those all the time no matter what we tried back home. Lay it on me.

[chaos-cousins]

No I'm dead serious you probably really really really do not want to hear this

[brainy-boy]

I won't push you, but I'll tell you that I kind of just lost my home and all my friends. It doesn't really get worse.

[chaos-cousins]

Multiverse likes to take that as a challenge

...Okay, just. Know that I warned you.

So uh...Sephiroth is a fictional character? He's in Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts which are videogames. Reason why I know a bit about your situation is that I'm like. 80% sure you're from Kingdom Hearts. I have no idea who you are or what your deal is I'm not a Kingdom Hearts fan, that's Yukari's thing. Not mine.

[brainy-boy]

Oh, that makes sense. I guess since Pokemon was a Gameboy game back home, I'd be a ... some sort of game somewhere else.

Anyways, yeah. Kingdom Hearts is the name of... Well. It's referred to as the Heart of all Worlds, the Heart of all Hearts, and a whole lot of other things. It's basically a mythical force of nature that should never be trifled with. (Of course, that didn't stop the Union Leaders! I want to chew on a stick just thinking about them.)

Does that mean Cloud is from Final Fantasy. Because that would be so funny to me.

[chaos-cousins]

You are...taking this much better than I would!

Also yes. Yes. He is.

[brainy-boy]

When I said I lost my home, It's actually that I escaped the destruction of my home by somehow entering a digitized one, that I did not know what digitized, until it started to fall apart, and then I had to escape that. So, yeah. It could be worse.

This is perfect. I wish cloud was here so I could annoy him.