[OOC: This blog is currently a blind Skyrim playthrough! Please do not send me any spoilers, and block the tag "Life Will Change" if you do not want to see Skyrim or high stakes posts. Pokeblogs are still free to interact.]
[Introduction Post]
Hello, I'm Ren Amamiya, Wildcard, and my life is a nightmare. I'm either 17 or 26, depending on how you count time loop years. I keep getting thrown into other worlds with my cousins Elena and Hibiya, including this world. I like coffee and cats.
Also, Ene sometimes shows up and messes with my phone.
Hi!
I am currently in Skyrim
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PLEASE BLOCK THE TAG "No More What Ifs" IF YOU ARE A MINOR THAT IS MY TAG FOR MATURE TOPICS. MORE INFORMATION IN THIS POST:
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Hi there! My friends are making Pokeblogs so I thought I would make one too! But this isn't your average Pokeblog, instead it's from my crossover extravaganza from hell! Here's what you need to know:
Ren Amamiya/Joker (Persona 5), Elena Amamiya (Star Twinkle Precure), and Hibiya Amamiya (Kagerou Project) are cousins and have been isekaied into various worlds that I love. Meanwhile, their friends have been trapped in a time loop that resets two weeks after the Amamiyas end their adventure in whatever world they've become isekaied in. Luckily, the Amamiyas have their phones and csn communicate with their friends back in their world, as well as friends from the previous worlds they've visited!
For the purposes of this blog, the timeline is as follows: Xenoblade 1 > Xenoblade 2 > Chrono Trigger > Earthbound > Breath of the Wild > Persona 3 FES > Persona 4 > Persona 3 Portable FeMC > Yokai Watch > Pokemon Platinum > Pokémon Shield > Pokémon Legends Arceus > Too Many Types Emerald > Pokémon Violet > Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Gates to Infinity > Ultra Moon > Let's Go Pikachu > Pokémon Colosseum > Pokémon SoulSilver > White 2 > Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky > Pokémon Colosseum XD: Gale of Darkness > Legends ZA > Skyrim (where the blog is right now)
Okay miscellaneous stuff:
This blog is run by Ren Amamiya, who has been through a NG+ time loop separate from this one and frankly is done with time travel.
Hibiya Amamiya is no longer 11, he's 13 because I only found out he was 11 a couple months ago and I think it's funnier if he stays 13.
Also, the mod is a fresh adult. I also have arachnophobia, so please do not reblog my posts or send me asks with pictures of spiders in them (spider Pokémon like joltik and spinarak are fine)
Here's an archive of the Sinnoh teams!
Ren: Jack Frost the Empoleon, Izanagi the Luxray, Lucy the Gardevior, Cerberus the Houndoom, Andras the Chatot, and Arsène the Lucario.
Hibiya: Turters the Torterra, Pepper the Staraptor, Ace the Rapidash, Dart the Toxicroak, and Echo the Bronzong.
Elena: Blaze the Infernape, Usagi the Lopunny, Rosa the Roselia, and Frostbite the Sneasel.
Dawn: Bubbles the Empoleon, Menace the Golbat, Shelly the Gastrodon, Stella the Togetic, and Princess the Giratina.
+Legion the Spiritomb
Here's an archive of the Galar teams!
Me: Seiten Taisei the Rillaboom, Raoul the Thievul, Apsaras the Gastrodon, Futsunushi the Bisharp, Kelpie the Grapploct, King Frost the Mr. Rime, Genbu the Wartortle, and Kamui the Urshifu.
Hibiya: Aqua the Inteleon, Heilos the Growlithe, Pegasus the Rapidash, and Mammoth the Piloswine, Joule the Morpeko, Dusty the Mudsdale, and Spyro the Charmander.
Elena: Amber the Cinderace, Ringo the Appletun, Quake the Excadrill, Prism the Mantine, Fuji the Abomasnow, and Misty the Spritzee.
Here's an archive of the Hisui Teams!
Ren: Satan the Samurott, Lucifer the Luxray, Loki the Purugly, Helel the Hisuian Sneasler, Black Frost the Magmortar, and Pixie the Hisuan Zoroark.
Hibiya: Apollo the Decidueye, Geo the Golem, Matrix the Porygon-Z, Polar the Walrein, Sparks the Raichu, and Nightshade the Gengar.
Elena: Cyndi the Typhlosian, Honey the Combee, Vee the Glaceon, Gooey the Goodra, Vides the Tangrowth, and Clef the Clefable.
Akari: Borb the Decidueye, Bnnuy the Lopunny, Floof the Hisuian Arcanine, and Chomps the Garchomp.
Here's an archive of the Hoenn Teams! [Note: Elena, May's, and Hibiya's teams are incomplete because I cannot keep coming up with teams. From this point forward, only Ren's team will be listed.]
Ren: Mandrake the Meganium, Mot the Sandslash, Bicorn the Kingdra, Orobas the Galarian Rapidash, Bugs the Shedinja, and Trumpeter the Absol
Elena: Fuego the Delphox, Snips the Kingler, Cherry the Jumpluff,
Hibiya: Poseidon the Primarina, Anubis the Lucario, Slash the Zangoose
May: Foxy the Delphox, Stuffy the Bewear, Blobby the Ditto
Here's an archive of my Paldea Team!
Zorro the Meowscarada, Forneus the Paldean Clodsire, William the Pawmot, Carmen the Salazzle, Hereward the Ogerpon, Johanna the Miraidon
Here's an archive of my Alola Team!
Diego the Incineroar, Nekomata the Alolan Persian, Xiezhai the Ampharos, Milady the Toxapex, and Red Rider the Mudsdale.
Here's an archive of my Kanto Team!
Mocha the Pikachu, Narino the Gloom, Matari the Arcanine, Pacamara the Psyduck, Crystal the (Shiny) Jynx, and Mewtwo, technically
Here's an archive of my Orre Team!
Cumin the Makuhita, Honey the Furret, Cardamom the Entei, Clove the Sneasel, and Various Shadow Pokémon
Here's an archive of my Johto Team!
Alraune the Meganium, Kona the Furret, Esmeralda the Togetic, Kopi the Nidorina, and Antigua the Lugia
Here's an archive of my Unova team!
Satanael the Samurott, Blue the Lucario, Mercurius the Liepard, Sticks the Zoroark, and Yoshitsune the Klinklang
so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.
why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.
they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)
so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.
they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!
and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.
YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!
I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain
right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to
as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING BEEDRILL. IT'S INSANE. IT'S INSANE. at least lumiose here doesn't allow beedrill nests in city limits because I honestly think that would be terrifying to see
And do you know. How hard it is to be an arachnophobe in the Pokémon world. Why are spiders so big. They shouldn't be that big. They were scary when they were tiny and now I have genuine reason to fear them
so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.
why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.
they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)
so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.
they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!
and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.
YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!
I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain
right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to
as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth
HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING BEEDRILL. IT'S INSANE. IT'S INSANE. at least lumiose here doesn't allow beedrill nests in city limits because I honestly think that would be terrifying to see
And do you know. How hard it is to be an arachnophobe in the Pokémon world. Why are spiders so big. They shouldn't be that big. They were scary when they were tiny and now I have genuine reason to fear them
so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.
why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.
they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)
so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.
they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!
and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.
YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!
I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain
right?? like even normal types. fucking city rats here are massive and purple and quick attack is basically a teleport outside of professional battles. I try not to think about it these days but this shit gets scary fast when you have something to compare it to
as for umamusume, yeah horses just straight up don't exist for them. I heard it straight from the horsegirls' mouth
so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.
why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.
they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)
so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.
they don't understand there's no typing! not 'everything is normal type', it's just Not A Thing! moves aren't a thing! typing isn't a thing! your fucking pet is magic to me!
and don't even get me started on explaining horses to the umamusume. it's like they're incapable of even comprehending a horse without like seven layers of abstraction to peel back first. at this point I wouldn't be surprised if there was some kind of magic block I'm trying to circumvent there.
YEAH!!!!! LIKE. DUDE POKEMON WERE SO TERRIFYING TO ME WHEN I FIRST FELL BECAUSE WDYM YOU CAN JUST HAVE A LION CUB AND IT ALSO SHOOTS ELECTRICITY. UNHEARD OF BACK HOME!!!!!
I think i heard somewhere thst the umamusume dont have horses in their world? But im not sure. But that also seems like super annoying to explain
so apparently that group of mostly non-horsegirl fallers from the other day, and the two groups that came in after them, were mostly the people who train the horsegirls to race and the people who manage the organizations in charge of said races.
why are there so many people falling from the same world? no idea. why do so many of them like me so much? okay I do know the answer to that one, but like, come on.
they decided to recreate their horsegirl racing organization, and teamed up with the local horse racing org branch, and then for some reason offered me a job working with some of the higher-ups (which paid insanely well somehow, so obviously I took it)
so now we're working out a deal with the local horse racing tracks, and planning to work our way up to the national horse racing organization.
If you became the leader of the Dark Brotherhood, maybe you could outlaw all the murder from then on? Turn the group into, I don't know, Skyrim's first goth fashion club or something? And I'm sure there's ways to fake any murders they ask for along the way...
Does this anon not know that the best way to *get yourself killed* is to stand in the middle of a room of assassins and tell them that they're not allowed to kill people?
okay but that last anon's onto something, faking a bunch of murders would be fun and also. someone else who doesn't care about faking murders would go for it anyway at some point...
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Look. Look im just not smart enough for that shit okay?
