arthur hill whimpering

i'm lim, 32 (they/them). my cringe and free rpf dump zone. currently babygravy/ari, wnj, ffw & other ukyt. ao3 & main fandom blog - @limerental

[brattybottomarthurhill]

you will never see me sharing speculation about private relationships of any of the varying men I rpf. I don't care to know <3 and also, I will always be siding with the wags/ex-wags. That's my girlfriend actually

[luckyywritess]

god gave them both boyfriends because he knew they'd be too powerful together

[brattybottomarthurhill]

no ffw today but it is f1 week so do not care i'm in sports mode

[brattybottomarthurhill]

man in the middle

an arthur hill/will lenney/james marriott ukyt rpf fic

"Arthur, are you sexting? Are you sexting right in front of my salad?"

"Fuck off," he grunts. "It's no one."

Wrong move. The lads giggle like schoolgirls and crowd closer at the table, trying to take a peek.

"It's James, ok! It's James Marriott. We're chatting music stuff."

"Oooooh, does William know you're flirting with his husband?" asks George.

Chris, who'd clearly read more of the conversation than Arthur would have liked, has this cheeky look that says he wants to say something and is just sober enough not to.

[brattybottomarthurhill]

second to last chapter is uppppp

[ttaibhse]

love this can’t believe it only has 1 like

[rickyapologist]

you can honestly be having the worst day of your life, open tumblr and there's your long time mutual who has recently gotten really into toy story yaoi just posting away

[bbgdigest]

[brattybottomarthurhill]

sigh..... the meme rappers are gay-baiting me again

[brattybottomarthurhill]

i've found myself allergic to watching any song bdtd promo... I hope james is right and the rest of the song is better than that clip lmao

[foxlaren]

top 10 most fuckable mclaren f1 cars

it's carfuckery time babeyyy 😈

10. MP4-20: one of the better ones from the west silver years. so shiny and sleek i wanna rub myself on it. the driver's name on the side is a bit of a turn off tho

9. M7A: when mclaren became papaya for the first time which has the bonus of being very symbolic. and do you know what else is pretty symbolic if you ask me? the shape of this car 🚬

8. M23: a car worthy of its driver (hunt) in terms of sex appeal. so punk rock too like look at the flat nose. it’s just so good

7. MP4-31: so underrated from the honda years. all black + the red details? this is an objectively slutty car

6. MP4-2: not as overtly slutty but it's so pleasing to look at. ughhh the colors, the curves…!! i love it bad. so fucking cool and chunky

5. MP4-23: some people hate it but i love it. it's a sexy alien spaceship and i want to be abducted

4. MP4-14: perfect lines and so photogenic 🫦

3. M19A: vintage pick but Look At It. salivating. on my knees, out of breath. if i had a dick i’d stick it right in that- *gunshot*

2. MCL39: oh boy. tearing up just thinking about her. please come back to me

MP4-6: please do NOT come at me. everyone associates the MP4-4 with this era and I GET IT it's mclaren's most iconic car. but imo this is like the MP4-4’s slightly less accomplished yet sexy, buff cousin

and this is the definitive ranking! + it's the final and objective truth bc i say so 🙂‍↕️ jk jk let me know if you agree or disagree with any!! this was fun

[brattybottomarthurhill]

oooughgh you know what. I think this is working up to the be the final chapter of man in the middle

[eroscestlavie]

trying to be a writer is so scary. like what if I’m actually a Wronger

[brattybottomarthurhill]

ok... man in the middle second to last chapter tomorrow.....

[bbgdigest]

bbno$ and Baby Lasagna 📸

[catlenneys]

👍

[luckyywritess]

Hmm, fic fodder indeed...

[luckyywritess]

Hmm, fic fodder indeed...