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Incorrect quotes centered around the JRPG series known as Bravely. - [Submission Box: OPEN!]

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Hello, and welcome! Here, you’ll find incorrect quotes (and other nonsense) centered around Bravely, a series of JRPGs published by Square Enix.

Tags will allow sorting by both games and characters (for instance, a quote about Bravely Second: End Layer will be tagged [#bravely second], and a quote featuring or mentioning Tiz will be tagged as [#tiz arrior]).

Submissions are allowed, but not through the ask box. You actually have to hit “Submit a Quote” and post there. Follow the rules, please!

Art is absolutely allowed! Please either reblog from the quote itself or tag me in it. (I may even make some art of my own!)

This blog will contain spoilers for Bravely Default, Bravely Second: End Layer, and Bravely Default II. Major spoilers are denoted by the tags [#bravely default spoilers],  [#bravely second spoilers], and [#bravely default ii spoilers]. Scroll at your own risk!

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I remember when I was like 14 and had 888888 theories about Bravely Sword

Now I'm just begging Silicon Studios they release something already. So, how did you felt at the Switch 2 Direct? :DD

(I'm just going to focus on the positives because... yeah, the pricing situation sucks and everything, but everyone has said how much it sucks. And, call me a Pollyanna, but I'm weirdly optimistic that things will change? The high MSRPs of the hardware/software may potentially cause sales to suffer, forcing Nintendo to slash prices, similar to what happened with the 3DS.)

As for the fun stuff:

Of course, Bravely Default is getting an HD remaster. I'm excited, less for myself, more for the new spotlight that Bravely will have. Now that it won't be trapped on a dead handheld, there will hopefully be new fans to talk to about the series (and maybe this blog will gain new submissions in the process).

Deltarune is getting new chapters! I liked the first two chapters, but I didn't become super obsessed with Deltarune like some people did, and I think it's because we've only seen about 30% of the full game. Maybe Chapters 3 and 4 will change that for me.

Elden Ring and Final Fantasy VII Remake are getting Switch 2 ports, both games I'm somewhat interested in.

Kirby Air Ride, Rhythm Heaven, and Tomodachi Life are being resurrected from the grave. I'm all for series revivals.

Donkey Kong Bananza actually looks kind of awesome? RPGs are the bulk of what I play, so I've barely played any Donkey Kong in my life, but... I kind of want to play Bananza. (Also, I like DK's new design. He looks so goofy.)

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Elvis: What's yellow and something that you definitely shouldn't drink?

Elvis:

Elvis: Earth Crystal—

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Tiz: Bout to have the best sleep of my life

[Screenshots from Amazon, showing that Tiz has ordered a nightgown, a nightcap, a pair of slippers, and a candlestick holder.]

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Hey about submission do we add the tags ourselves? I Wanna make sure I do this right

Don't worry about the tags, I'll take care of them!

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Hey so uh

the submission box has been open for a year straight and I haven't gotten a single one

Could someone submit a test submission to make sure it's working properly?

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Anihal: Trick or treat!

Vigintio (brandishing a wand): Oh, I've got a trick!

Anihal: Well... I'd prefer a treat...

Vigintio: Then get the—FUCK—off my property.

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Agnès: Because we are now married, our wardrobes are united. Do not ask why I am wearing your shepherd's garb: this is our shepherd's garb.

Tiz: Fine, but when I come strutting in wearing your thigh-high Pope boots, I don't want to hear shit.

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Victor: We had to remove your colon.

Victoria Why?

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Shirley: I put my hand over Orpheus's mouth to get him to shut up and he started fucking beatboxing.

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Edea: Fuck everyone who told me that there was an "among us meal" on Grandship that was the most humiliating experience in my life

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Adelle (reading a Rimedhal pamphlet): "How to Protect Yourself Against Fairies"? What?

Adelle (opening the pamphet): Magical entities walk among us? They're adding mind-controlling minerals to our water suppl— THEY HATE MEN!?!?

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Anne: Moon's haunted.

Kaiser: What?

Anne (loading a gun): Moon's haunted.

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[scrolls to Agnès/Ringabel ship art]

Edea: What the—!? Dude! This is so messed up!

Agnès: Agreed. In what world would I be wearing sandals?

Edea: I mean that you're going to steal Ringabel from me! It's supposed to be Rindea! Not Ringnes! YOU HOMEWRECKING MAN THIEF!

Agnès: And it appears that I didn't stop at men...

[scrolls to Agnès/Edea ship art]

Edea (sobbing): AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

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Artemia: Artemia... grounded?

Einheria: Yes, you're grounded.

Mephilia (holding a shovel): And now, we're gonna bury you until you've learned your lesson!

Einheria: Mephilia, that's not how grounding works.

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Aimee: Why'd folks stop leaving pies on windowsills?

Angelo: Too many people floating through the air when they smell them.