[myscenemadison-deactivated20181]

yall wanna eat ass but dont wanna watch human centipede

[brayexoscience]

So I have this head canon that pre dungeon that Carl is like the token white guy in different social circles and him being with Bea is actually like really out of character for him because she is comes from a WASPY background and that’s not his world at all

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[theriu]

[rinienne]

Alright, its done. I got a bit lazy with it, but whatever :D

Full image on Bluesky. NSFW.

Direct Link from Bluesky.

[life0verflow]

[glucowski]

comforting

[fivetrench]

*Whimpers*

[onenicebugperday]

This is the jumping spider Neobrettus tibialis photographed in Indonesia by wildsumatra on iNaturalist.

Dorsal view by the same photographer:

And from the side:

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[goatituptown]

My conviction that Carl is very handsome has nothing with the several comments about his appearance which indicate that he is, but is almost solely based on the fact that he was in a long term relationship with Beatrice.

Beatrice strikes me as a person that's deeply invested in appearance, both how her partner looks and how they are perceived by others. Despite her cheating on him she looked at him as the person she wanted to marry, and was trying to manipulate him into proposing. I just genuinely don't think she would do all that if he's not also bringing the benefit of being a smokeshow to the table

[emwheezie]

Happy black cat day!!

Here are some black cats I've drawn through the years

[greenekangaroo]

You know I think Mordecai KNEW.

I think he knew when Carl, having forced his way into the safe room on the first floor only to hear 'those monsters chasing you will likely be back with backup'

Fucking TURNED AROUND

LEFT THE SAFEROOM

AND MADE SURE THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS

Before coming back to have his little 'ZOMG wtf' freakout and also feed his ex girlfriend's cat.

Like Mordecai knew THEN that he was dealing with a batshit crazy multifloor survivor. He just didn't let himself fully believe it until floor 3.

[dumpinggroundfornonsense]

Li Na: *Summons horrors beyond comprehension*

Carl: "What the fuck was that?"

Li Na: "Did it work?"

Carl: "Like what the actual fuck was that?"

Li Na: "But did it work?"

I love her.

[blossy]

“I grew up without a dad, so it was important to me that the girls had the best one I could give them and that was Tom. I always saw the girls as Body, Mind, and Spirit, but it was Professor who was the Heart of the family, a role that Tom played in the booth and in real life.” - Craig McCracken

rest in peace, Tom Kane 🤍

[pbeltarts]

Goodnight Professor

[himbotheninth]

"dungeon crawler carl is a comedy" slight ☝️ correction. dungeon crawler carl is in the disguise of a comedy

[nicomrade]

[spaghetti-machete]

@apocrypals

[apocrypals]

Spoilers: it’s not going to help that much

[dumpinggroundfornonsense]

The way Matt seeds the whole "We can fight this but only if we fight together" message throughout DCC is so touching. Yeah the government or leaders suck. The world is bad. But we can change things, if we act together.