[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[fibfoolingart]

a visitor on the biodome!!

[princessdonut]

like i understand, contextually, that sexualizing Carl is part of the problem. But i Want to sexualize Carl. he’s got big thighs and he was going to fight Bea’s dad for custody of his ex-girlfriend’s cat. he enchants me.

[abominationcreations]

A man, his cat-daughter, and her pet dog velociraptor

[yesterdaysprint]

Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906

[creekfiend]

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

[mumbo-isthemoonbig]

SPOCK HAS A MATING CYCLE?????

[nagunkgunk]

a small gift

[vulcartist]

I translated the Ea-Nasir complaint into vulcan and engraved it in on a cooper plate

[tournevis-real]

The tumblrest sentence I have ever seen

[contradictoryinsomiac]

Thinking about Miriam Dom asking for Carl specifically because he’s the only one who would truly understand her decision.

[maladomani]

Matt got his own Donut! But more specifically in this case: Daughter of Donut

[does-this-character-eat-pussy]

Does Carl from Dungeon Crawler Carl eat pussy?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 15

[amandarauart]

My interpretation of Donut and Carl!

[ace-a-sketch]

more doodles from my copy of dungeon crawler carl :)

(part 2 of this post)

[rinienne]

Mordecai will have a vegetable garden post crawl. He will no longer be able to make potions, so he will switch to making fresh food for his family. Mongo is assigned to garden guarding duty :)

[largishcat]

why are some of you so against canon hot carl. he literally has a mary sue monologue in the first book where he’s like “btw im six foot three and jacked as hell, this is relevant to the plot because you need to know the physics of why this goblin fucking explodes when i jump on it are legit.” like even if his face is mid, that’s still a conventionally attractive man. and he has pretty princess hair now. that guy’s hot and i think we just need to accept it

[ace-a-sketch]

18 hours of airport travel, no phone, no music, just dungeon crawler carl and a ballpoint pen