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your love tastes like heaven.
Mr. "Heart of the Cards" over here roasting a guy for not playing with a tournament competitive deck.
Exodia kill this casual
unfriendly reminder to open a pension fund/retirement account.
*If* my wage keeps up pace with inflation (historically not the case in the US for multiple decades), and I save 11% of my income every month until I'm 67 and never have an emergency at all that requires that money before I'm 60 (also unlikely given my family history and my current social circle), I can *maybe* retire at 67 and live an extremely budgeted life where I never travel and I only live in the cheapest housing. I also can't depend on the Social Security system helping out at all, because it's been slated to run out of savings by 2035 for years now, and it's gonna have to reduce benefits and taper them off starting then unless the federal government starts putting more money into it consistently and immediately (also unlikely given the priorities current administration). Saving up for a decent-ish retirement with a 401k would require me to save 25% of my income each month for the rest of my working life on my own, and hope that the stock market doesn't tank and make me lose money from that fund. I'm just never going to get to retire whatsoever, even if I budget hard and try my very best.
I don’t know how to tell you this but having an extremely budgeted life at 67 is better than being homeless and disabled, you don’t have to actually quit ur job to benefit from retirement funds, if you’re based in a first world country you are not going to face Societal Collapse™ and COUNTRIES OTHER THAN THE US EXIST! this dommerist fear mongering is self-obsessed, ahistoric, and dangerous. people have survived through shit you cannot imagine and will never confront for you to throw up your hands. most retirement funds internationally have compound interest, which really adds up over decades.
sorry gonna add some US specific info bc i had a straight up horrifying conversation with a 35 year old the other day who should have known better.
if you are in the US and contribute money to a pension fund/especially to a 401k, go log in and ENSURE the money is not just sitting there collecting minor interest. it is in your best interest to make sure it is in the market. yes. even if the stock market crashes tomorrow. we are talking about periods of time measured in decades, at which point your savings absolutely will have grown past the rate of inflation, often outpacing it by close to triple that rate. (US inflation usually holds around 2.5%, while the S&P 500's annual rate of return has, on average, been 10.13% since 1957. 10.13 - 2.5 > 0. you also dont have to invest only in the US -- you can choose funds that are global, or even excluding the US.)
nothing is guaranteed ever in life, but there are bets you would be dumb not to make.
Let us say that you are 45, you want to retire at 67, you put your money into an extremely conservative fund with a predictable 5% interest, you make $12,000 a year and save 10% of your income ($100 a month) and start with $1000 in the fund.
In that time you would have *saved* $27,400 and you have $23,590 built in interest. Is $50k enough to survive on for retirement? Absolutely not. Will it keep you more housed and fed and cared for than $27,400? YES.
Let us say that you are 35 and you are just letting your money from your 401K sit at a low interest of 1.5%; you are saving for 32 years to retire at 67, you start with $1000 and you save 10% of your income (same as above, $1200 a year).
In that time you have saved $39,400 and gained $11,500 in interest. Is that better than not saving? Yes. Is it going to be enough to survive on for retirement? Absolutely not.
Now, let's say that you're doing everything exactly the same as the 35 year old in the above example except you put your money into an index fund with a very modest return of 7%.
THAT'S A LOT FUCKING BETTER. You've still saved $39,400 but the interest is now $112K. THAT'S MUCH BETTER.
Now: same example - you start with $1000, you make $12,000 a year and put $1200 a year into your 401k, you invest in a fund with an average over time of 7%, but you are 25 and you are saving 42 years to retire at 67.
You have only saved about $11k more, but you have collected over a quarter million dollars in interest. Is $320k enough to survive on? Well, let's say you expect to live to 87, almost 20 years after retirement. You get $16,000 a year, which is more than you were making during your working years in this example.
Now. Let's say you're 25 and you're broke as fuck, you don't have a thousand dollars a month income, you don't have a hundred dollars a month to put in the fund. What happens if you just do twenty dollars a month with no padding up front at 7% interest for 42 years?
You ended up with more than the 45 year old who saved for 22 years at 5% interest, more than the 35 year old who saved for 32 years at 1.5% interest by saving at a rate of $240 a year.
Now, let's say you're thirty, you're making $35k a year, you are going to be saving for 37 years, and we'll still be cautious and say you're getting 9% interest. You're contributing about 5% of your income, $145 a month, paid directly to your 401K automatically from your paycheck, before it ever hits your bank account, because that's what "pay yourself first" means.
You retire with half a million dollars.
Let's say you get a tax return every year, and you take $300 of that tax return and put it in your retirement account.
Let's say you're 25, like the person up there who is convinced they won't ever be able to retire, and you have 47 years to save. You figure out a way to save $50 a month for retirement and you put $200 of your annual tax return into your 401k, which has a 9% yield:
I am begging/pleading: PUT SOME FUCKING MONEY INTO YOUR 401K AND INVEST IT IN AN INDEX FUND THAT IS SYNCED TO THE YEAR YOU PLAN TO RETIRE.
THIS IS NOT LIKE THE BOOMERS SAYING YOU COULD BUY A HOUSE IF NOT FOR THE AVOCADO TOAST, THIS IS PLANNING FOR LATE LIFE HOUSING AND CARE FOR THE COST OF ONE FAST FOOD MEAL, SPOTIFY, NETFLIX, AND GOING TO THE LIBRARY INSTEAD OF THE MOVIES OR THE BOOKSTORE.
You already don't do any of those things? Cool, this is about 1/8th what you can make selling plasma per month put into a retirement fund to make sure you aren't homeless when you're older.
I am a big believer in mutual aid and not trusting the government. You know what's going to enable you to help more people later in life? If you don't have to rely on your younger family members to support you in your old age. If you make 35k a year (which you might not now, but may in 5 years) 5% of your income means having the means to continue helping your family, and helping your community, and not relying on community resources that other people might need because you put your oxygen mask on first.
I know fifty bucks a month is hard. I know twenty bucks a month is hard. But it's not as hard as leaving your home when you can't afford it at 70 or becoming a walmart greeter at 75 would be.
Also "Social security is going to run out of money" is a pretty egregious oversimplification; if no changes are made by 2035 social security beneficiaries will only receive 83% of the benefit that they would have if it had been fully funded. Here's how a financial advisor describes that (while advising that you invest for retirement):
It's likely that Social Security will be around when you retire. However, you may not receive the full benefit offered to current retirees. The Social Security Administration's 2024 annual report found that the program is likely to be able to pay 100% of the current benefits through 2035. After that, retirees would receive 83% of their scheduled benefits. What could that look like? As of January 2025, the average Social Security payout is $1,976 per month. If you were to receive 83% of that, it would drop to $1,640 per month.
Being an anarchocommunist does not absolve you of the responsibility to do some planning for the future. I know you want to give to every support post that comes across your dash and that is something that you should plan for and budget for. And you should plan to treat your own retirement savings as though you are a 70 year old writing a post on tumblr to try to raise money for rent
Part of recognizing that a better world is possible is recognizing that you have to have some agency in making that better world and nobody wants to do a revolution with people who don't have the ability to do basic math or plan for the future.
Save for retirement now so that the money people would have used to support you can go to strike funds, or can provide dental care for low income families, or can be used to provide housing for someone who wasn't able to work, or who DID have some disaster that wiped out all their savings.
And then fuck it if you want, plan on dying at 80 (or using less of your income annually after retirement) when you retire and give fifty grand to someone to put a down payment on a house or to pay for two years of rent for a family that needs help.
I'm in my late 30s now and I deeply regret not setting up better savings in my 20s or early 30s because it's *HARD* to catch up. If you're young, and you're reading this, and you have twenty dollars a month that you can put into a 401K I am speaking directly to you. Don't be me. Be smarter than I was. Please please please please just invest and provide a stable senior situation for yourself, or at least do what you can to make that situation more stable.
and by the way you can open a Roth IRA account (as long as you have a W2 form) if you’re an immigrant and it will still be there for you if you leave the US and don’t contribute to it, collecting interest.
I've never had a job that offered 401k. Any tips for those who are like me? How about folks (like me) who, when employed, make so little that we're in the red at the end of every pay period regardless of budgeting and thus cannot afford to set aside money every pay period?
Look into creating an IRA - Individual Retirement Accounts are not connected with your workplace and can be set up through your bank or through a brokerage; if you are able to join a credit union, look into getting an IRA set up through the credit union. The disadvantage of an IRA (or 401k) is that you will be penalized for withdrawals if you take them too early.
Look into zero cost high yield savings accounts; they exist and will net you more interest than a regular savings account even if it's less interest than you might get with a retirement account. Do this with a bank that is not your bank, don't keep a debit card for the bank with your HYSA - you do not want to treat this as a spending account. A major advantage of HYSAs is that they are liquid; if you need to get the money out you can, and you aren't going to be fined or taxed for it (CDs and other very stable investment tools are extremely low risk but they tie your money up for a set period of time and they may have a higher minimum amount than you can afford - most HYSAs don't have these limitations). Another advantage of both of these kinds of accounts (and a 401K) is that if you don't add to it there's no downside. If you lose your job or you switch to a job that doesn't pay enough to contribute the money doesn't go away.
Do not, if you can avoid it in any way, use a credit card or payday loan to make up for the shortfall if you're in the red at the end of the month. Doing so is costing you more money and it becomes a cycle that traps you in debt; you run up the credit card because you're broke, the interest charges go up because the balance is higher, you pay the same amount as before because that's what you could afford, the amount you pay doesn't go as far to pay down the principle because you're paying down interest, you stay in the red at the end of the next month, you borrow (via credit card or loan), your interest charges go up because the balance goes up, etc. If you are *already* in that situation, don't prioritize saving at 7% interest, prioritize paying down whatever debt has the highest interest as fast as you possibly can. There's no reason to focus on getting a 7% gain on $20 when you're paying 24% interest on $20 on your credit card. This is, basically, the situation that I was in until literally last month. I made up for the shortfall by selling blood and put all the money that I made selling blood onto my credit card to pay it down. It was debt that collected as the result of a medical emergency with my spouse after years of having been tremendously underpaid by my boss. (And all of that would have been MUCH better if I didn't have stupid 'I'm a college student and I'm using my credit card to treat my friends to dinner' debt sitting around on that card in the first place).
Also check out r/personalfinance, r/povertyfinance, and r/beermoney. The first one is a good resource for learning the basics of how money works, the second one puts a lot of the information from the first one into the context of people who are struggling financially, and the third is a place to find possible ways of earning extra income. And if you're in the US or someplace that it's legal, consider visiting r/plassing and seeing if selling plasma is something that's an available option. I don't recommend that lightly, and I don't recommend doing it for a long time, but selling plasma can dig you out of a hole if you need to pay down debt to find solid financial ground. (It's one of the things that I've been doing, and it's as grim as it seems)
But also don't let yourself get into the mindset that what's happening now is what's going to be happening forever. Look for different work. Look for ways to build your skills. Look for side gigs. Look for state rebates. You are probably not going to be in the exact same financial state forever, opportunities for improvement will likely come along, and you should have plans in place to take advantage of those opportunities AND how to take care of the money if you are able to make a positive change or happen into a windfall.
i had this dream where you were different…
I could only see a better me in your eyes
When your genocidal warmongering colonialist imperialistic buff butch milf wolf mom wants you to join your home country’s military industrial complex but you’re too busy being artdeco steampunk fenty beauty mogul diplomat goddess with a buff latino-adjacent boytoy who has a situationship with a sad eastern European 90’s heroine-chic machine herald Czech hunter twink boyfriend
Get you a ship that can do both
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Mr. "Heart of the Cards" over here roasting a guy for not playing with a tournament competitive deck.
Exodia kill this casual
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NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite
every single person who uses “nonbinary” as a stand-in for “people i consider to be women” needs to do some work on themselves, no matter their gender, sexuality, or any other marginalization
The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.
I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles!
me when i remember that i can't obliterate people with chain lightning at any time for any reason
I love this meme🤣🤣