totally fucked

guten morgen herr pterodactyl! i saw that on a tumblr post and i laugh every time i think about it. anyway, my name is rosy and   i like a little bit of this and a little bit of that and a lot of guitar :3

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these carters are really in over their head, huh? the big guy’s lusting after half the fucking football team and his idiot little sister’s into some straight chick. pathetic.

(via confessmessina)

LEAVE MY CARTERS ALONE!!!

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↳INSTAGRAM: @rosywendla uploaded a photo

When you and your brother take Grumpy Dennis to the beach and he finally smiles because he found a starfish that is, in his words, ‘as big as his fucking forehead’! :D

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TEXT: CEDRIC

Cedric: HAPPY BIRTHDAY CEDRIC I HOPE ALL OF YOUR ANIMALS GIVE YOU LOTS OF BIRTHDAY CUDDLES AND NOSE NUZZLES!!!

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I am very, very bored today. Who is going to let me dye their hair?

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I am very sorry to anyone I threw glitter over last night. I was very drunk but also I probably just thought that you looked like a person in need of some glitter. Also Jutta made me.

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↳INSTAGRAM: @cheerdia uploaded a photo:

I SURPRISED ROSY!! #BESTGIRLFRIENDEVER !! thank you @bretschler and @ellispembers for helping me do my super sneaky surprise :))))) #vday!!

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@rosywendla: WOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU

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TEXT: SCOTTY

Rosy: IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!

Rosy: HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOTTY!!!!!

Rosy: I LOVE YOU AND ALSO YOUR DOGS!!!!

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Alright, I'll see you later tonight. Thanks again, darlin' xx

Rosy: See you later, Louis :D

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Once you've got the Laura Timlin seal of approval the rest of us are pretty easy to win over.

Louis: Can I come by when I get off work? I'll shoot you a text?

Rosy: I am good to hear that :)

Rosy: Of course! I will make sure the pup is on his best behaviour!

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Oh! I like you :)

Louis: People are bastards. Lucky he's got you to look after him, huh? When can I come down?

Rosy: Good! I like making good impressions on Lydia's friends!

Rosy: Whenever you want! We are open until 6 tonight :)

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Well, yeah. But don't tell him I told you.

Louis: Nah. I meant the mischievous pup that's always taking your shit.

Rosy: I know, I was teasing ;)

Rosy: He's only little, he was left on his own by a breeder we think :( You can come and see him if you want!

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Hey, that sounds like my boyfriend :))

Rosy: He likes his belly rubbed?

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Wardo's got his heart set on a dalmatian. I mean, he hasn't said it. I just know.

Rosy: We have lots of dalmatians! There is a very big one and one who likes to have her belly rubbed and there is another who steals a lot of things he should not but I still love him anyway :D

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Yeah?? That'd be amazing.

Louis: You think you can keep this a secret for me? I want it to be a surprise.

Rosy: Yes! I can do that!

Rosy: What kind of dog are you looking for?????

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Kinda, yeah. I wanted to get my boyfriend a dog.

Rosy: I CAN DEFINITELY HELP WITH THAT.

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Do you think you could help me with a little somethin'?

Rosy: Does this have something to doy with dogs? Because if so I would be happy to help!

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TEXT: LOUIS

Louis: Hi, Rosy :) Well, you work at the dog shelter, yeah?

Rosy: I do, it's the best!