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sacred-portal

cherryhatter-deactivated2015072

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

pokemonarchive

タルップルちゃん — Tarupple-chan (2023) Illustrator: Jiro Sasumo

arcolan

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

emcapi

loveridden1999

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

davinaclaires

SCOOBY-DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED 2004, dir. Raja Gosnell

penandinkprincess

i don't think shane would ever be fully comfortable with any real degree of pda in front of an audience (like maybe quick kisses/arm around shoulders in front of very trusted people, but that's it), but i'm extremely endeared imagining him picking up ilya's face pats and that being Their Thing for affection if anyone is watching.

like it's JUST plausibly bro enough that it doesn't get read as anything to freak out about, but it also is very funny to see happen.

i just KNOW there's compilations of ilya and shane just like. gently slapping each other on the face on the ice or when passing each other at an event.

and from the outside it's just them being a little annoying to each other (which is sweet in its own way), but for the two of them it's basically a kiss to the cheek. just a "hey you" "hey you" exchange.

sleepy-bebby

Oh god, why didn’t you just let him through?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

iamcon-fu-sion

pick a side

team gaud

team pigeon

Voting ended onJun 1

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

CEASE THIS IMMEDIATELY

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

you people are. unkind to me

homunculus-argument

My dash is full of struggling writers rn.

penandinkprincess

cackling about the idea of the ottawa team doing challenges for social media because shane's first question would be, "how many did rozanov get?" and ilya's first question would be, "how many did my husband get?" because they want to beat anyone, but they ESPECIALLY want to beat each other

which means that over time, new challenges for each of them get prefaced with, "and your husband has not gone yet" or "your husband got X" because it is a GIVEN that they're going to want to know how the other did so they can try to beat him

and it's really just another point of evidence that at NO POINT did either of them ever consider letting the other person win ANYTHING

you think the motherfuckers locking the FUCK in to catch the most ping pong balls blindfolded are going to let the other win a deciding match for the cup?? be SO fucking for real

reckless-glitch

ramblingandpie

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

no-sharks-on-the-sun

they killed him for this

ily-a

Hollanov + text posts (part 1)

babushkaat

hunter-rodrigez

kitty perfect weight for picking up for cuddles! kitty very Soft and warm and will purr comfortably in your arms. Pick up kitty. no problems ever when picking up kitty because good weight and size for picking up after surgery.