Rachel

[reuscaptivus]

[egberts]

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

[draeneis]

ah shit

[bey0nddusk]

I hope whoever ends up w me enjoys my 10 alarms 

[bey0nddusk]

& when I snooze each of them

[toastoat]

me after fixing my mechanical pencil:

[challenger2753]

[marcitlali]

omg :((((( I’m screaming

[2brwngrls]

LOGGING OFF

[plants4]

Me: loves to lick the spoon after stirring brownie batter, doesn’t care about Sal Monella, whoever that is

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

Salvadore Monella 2 hours later

[bread--pitt]

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck

my body: water

me: what?

my body, louder: Woter

[radvillain-deactivated20160604]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

MAN YOU AINT BIG PUP- IM YA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY INNDIT NON STYOPPUHGH-

[theshitneyspears]

me: *takes edible* why don’t I feel anything? 

me 2 hours later:

[kewlbot-deactivated20181218]

this is a super villians monologue 

[toshio]

[kingrudegyalchina]

I missed this

[caliloner559-deactivated2019120]

Never forget

[princessakuba]

Lmao

[peaceloveandyanni]

Pokemans

[ororomunroedontpullout]

Everybody know that’s big dick bee

[pastel-pwussy]

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thescruff-deactivated20170211]

when you and your friend were supposed to perform together but you get into a fight because they gave you some gross pink chicken to eat and you were mad at them for almost giving you salmonella but you miss them a lot

[bread--pitt]

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[bread--pitt]

*throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*

me: BALLIN

me: BALL IS LIFE

me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS

me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES

[tonyzaret]

[stimful-gifts]

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[geniusoflove]

this is the most dramatic video I’ve ever seen

[huskyvagina-deactivated20210528]

I’m gagging…

[wiiiine]

I thought the caption was an exaggeration but it’s not

[boughieandblessed]

I cant be mad but like… Jesus

[boughieandblessed]

Ive watched this like 3 times

[21gramsofgrace]

Wow..

[silverfrapp]

[surprisebitch]

the transitions, the detail, the timing, how this is so HD omg