THE BEST THING SINCE SLICED BRAD

hi im tim and i like puns

[smuganimebitch]

all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage

[blackpyrefly]

49-minute yoda fuck scene

[smuganimebitch]

you are the exception

[catchymemes]

[sleepy-sheepie-deactivated20190]

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

[januariat]

this is so cute

[onceiwashere]

the next overwatch hero should be a guy with pinkeye

[onceiwashere]

his cooldown ability is he charges at a nearby hero and tries to touch their eyes with his grimy hands and give them his pinkeye 

[imwiremother]

junkrats been in the game since launch 

[memesandlaughs]

[ja-khajay]

A Twitter bot posted this and I just

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[aidn]

i read this comic for the first time at like 8 years old and it holds up as the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

[lolisbian-deactivated20140831]

[majortvjunkie]

so much drama in one photo

[jujubee58]

somebody hold me back

[digitalintimacy-deactivated2018]

=͟͟͞͞🐌

[capacity]

How u make her go fast ! What is she running from

[licknuhohoho-deactivated2015121]

her past

[uvos-blog]

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

[rosewater1997]

where are my fellow hysterical women who would have either been a) an oracle in ancient greece or b) burned at the stake in medieval times…..make some noise ladies 

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[scoutfinches]

[schleeep]

*me vacuuming up a millipede* sorry theres only room for one skinny legend in this house

[turing-tested]

dogs are incapable of sin

[ymawgat]

but not of mischief !!!

[turing-tested]

you’re right

[bodyglitter]

me: protect the bees!!!

bee: [comes near me]

me:

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[spectrealenko]

me: accidentally hits my lock screen button while watching youtube

youtube: you wanna get youtube red?? you fucking dumbass?? you really think you can play videos in the background without youtube red?? you fucking useless bastard.