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echonnor-deactivated20250320

Forgive me more not removing the watermark I had an epiphany right before I went to bed and I am too tired and sick to care

jame7t

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

butchsunbeam-deactivated2022120

dishwashing affirmations

the dishes are more scared of you than you are scared of them.

if you put on a little song you can have a dish washing party.

washing dishes is a great way to make new friends (e.g. frying pans, cups, etc.).

despite any misinformation you may see online, a fork has never bitten anyone. they are gentle, even-tempered creatures that often just want to nap.

teathattast

lowmeninyellowcoats

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane

I think the most damage this site has done to me is making me think "It's fucken wimdy" when it is, in fact, fucken wimdy outside.

guooey

reviews are in…..

vodcar

country gnomes,

take my bones

cryptidfuckery

to a place,

they don't belong

annabellioncourt

see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.

druggeddraccus

west virginia

memewhore

myfaveisnormal

[Video description: A compilation of clips from Star Trek: The Next Generation showing the instances in which Picard pulled his shirt. It is edited so that every time he pulls his shirt, his badge flies off of his uniform with a 'pop' sound. End description]